Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:11 am UTC

I just ate one. There are more nearby. Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:10 pm UTC

A notebook of my poems/song lyrics...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chris857 » Sat Jul 05, 2014 6:54 pm UTC

Are oak leaves edible?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:53 am UTC

possibly, I have a couple books in my room that are book 2 and 3, but I never found book one, so I wish I didn't own them.

An htc desire x android phone.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chris857 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:46 pm UTC

I don't know what phones my coworkers own, so no.

A flash drive?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:09 am UTC

Yes, if you count that I often use my phone as a flash drive.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:07 pm UTC

Yes; a sharp knife that can theoretically be used to kill an organism and thus kill any cancer cells residing in it (along with all other cells).

An optical illusion?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:15 pm UTC

A lamp, exactly like the one in my living room except translucent, is floating outside my living room window.

An unused sticker?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:19 am UTC

I have a 2 1/2 year old son. No sticker goes unused for long in this house.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Who » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:41 am UTC

Yes, a car. At least, I think it would work. I sincerely hope I never get into a fight with a grizzly bear, even if I have a car, because hitting it would certainly damage the car.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chris857 » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:17 am UTC

Paper, paper everywhere!

Pizza?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Who » Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:16 am UTC

Yes, there's currently one in the fridge.

A graphing calculator?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:53 am UTC

A TI-85. The batteries are probably dead though. I don't think I've even thought of using it in the last ten years.

An egg?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chris857 » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:28 pm UTC

No eggs that I know of.

A cat?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:52 pm UTC

On average I'm probably within 15 seconds of a cat about 15 seconds every year, so no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Earthling on Mars » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:20 pm UTC

Used to be one around here, but if it's still here, I don't think I could get to it in fifteen seconds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:40 pm UTC

On a good day I could probably make it in 15, but I crashed longboarding yesterday, so no, not today.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:12 pm UTC

There most likely is one, but I wouldn't know where to look for it.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gypped » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:49 am UTC

Nope, I don't have any trophies.

A poster for a TV show?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chris857 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:21 pm UTC

No posters here at work. (If I were at home and had the previous question, then yes, I have trophies)

A radio?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby MisterH » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:58 pm UTC

Yes. A freeplay wind-up radio in the laundry.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby KingTip » Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:28 am UTC

If it's the animal then no, I don't think they exist in Texas. If it's the body feature (couldn't think of a better way to describe it) then also no.



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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RollingHead » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:06 pm UTC

I have a few in my closet.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:33 pm UTC

Yes, right there on the kitchen counter as it's presently the only thing in my apartment that's a can opener.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RollingHead » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:51 pm UTC

Several because my mom loves them for some reason.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:43 pm UTC

My daughter made me a crochet grim reaper that looked a lot like this one (must have used the same pattern..)
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...but it's at work, so no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:14 pm UTC

Framed? No.

The Wikipedia page on Woodrow Wilson without pressing the "W" key?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:54 am UTC

Just about. Type en into chrome url bar, a wikipedia article comes up automatically as most common page visited, delete that part of the url and type slash US presidents to replace it, quickly scroll down and click on woodrow wilson link.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RollingHead » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:16 am UTC

I found a kids game with Bugs Bunny from 2000, no idea if it works. I have vague memories of trying it out but it was really my sister's thing. Come to think of it, I have no idea why we still have it.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lunch Meat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:32 pm UTC

There may be one in the box of keepsakes in my closet, but it would take me longer than 15 second to find it.

A checkbook?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby oxoiron » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:49 pm UTC

It's at home.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:58 am UTC

*googles for that*
Nope. No nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscope here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby oxoiron » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:48 pm UTC

Also at home.

Waxed paper?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Moose Anus » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:26 pm UTC

No.

Pencil case?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RollingHead » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:33 pm UTC

A tiny one (and thanks for reminding me I need to buy a new one before the semester starts)

A CD that's unlabeled but not blank?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lunch Meat » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:29 pm UTC

Many of them; the people who used to work here were terrible at labeling and filing things so part of my job is to figure out what they all are. "Yay."

An unused fast food napkin?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Moose Anus » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:47 pm UTC

Yep, 3 of them. I keep extra napkins and condiments at my desk in case of crappy food.

A padlock?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lunch Meat » Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:29 am UTC

I have one in my purse for the gym locker, but it's probably 30 seconds away right now.

A girl scout cookie?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:11 am UTC

Nopers.

Gosper's glider gun?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:04 pm UTC

I found a virtual one in 10 seconds but no physical one.

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