Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Echo244 » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:43 pm UTC

Yup! A teeny TSA approved one, and a hulking great big one that I don't know why I bought.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thunk » Sun May 22, 2016 6:23 am UTC

No... sorry.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Echo244 » Wed May 25, 2016 12:05 pm UTC

No, not here at work.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 25, 2016 12:06 pm UTC

No, not here at work. Or at home.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lawrencelot » Wed May 25, 2016 2:36 pm UTC

Yes, but my colleague wouldn't be happy.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Echo244 » Wed May 25, 2016 3:17 pm UTC

Yup!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 25, 2016 6:54 pm UTC

Hmm, yeah I guess.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Echo244 » Wed May 25, 2016 7:09 pm UTC

<Runs her fingers across the Firefly DVDs in their place on the shrine>

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed May 25, 2016 7:15 pm UTC

Depends on how long it takes the stove to light.

A fire extinguisher?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 25, 2016 7:17 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Wed May 25, 2016 7:20 pm UTC

I have a bookcase full of them within arm's reach.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thunk » Thu May 26, 2016 5:15 am UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Echo244 » Thu May 26, 2016 8:32 am UTC

I wish.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lawrencelot » Thu May 26, 2016 9:02 am UTC

Yes, without going out of my chair even.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 26, 2016 11:44 am UTC

Nope, just the remains of my orange from this morning.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thunk » Thu May 26, 2016 1:59 pm UTC

Regular and mineral.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Thu May 26, 2016 5:31 pm UTC

Not a chance.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Echo244 » Fri May 27, 2016 8:54 am UTC

(Damn, had a good answer for the "Model rocket" one...)

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 27, 2016 12:17 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lawrencelot » Fri May 27, 2016 1:21 pm UTC

No.

A rubber duck?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 27, 2016 5:57 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Fri May 27, 2016 10:19 pm UTC

Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 27, 2016 10:20 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thunk » Fri May 27, 2016 10:21 pm UTC

Most likely.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 27, 2016 10:23 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Fri May 27, 2016 10:31 pm UTC

Nope.

Any spherical object?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 27, 2016 10:32 pm UTC

Can't see one from here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Fri May 27, 2016 10:32 pm UTC

Also nope.

A candle?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thunk » Fri May 27, 2016 11:17 pm UTC

If the tealights are where I last saw them, yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Fri May 27, 2016 11:45 pm UTC

Eastern European confectionery?
As it turns out, yes. A friend just returned from Russia and gave me Russian chocolates.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby LucasBrown » Sun May 29, 2016 11:12 am UTC

Nope. Never even heard of such a feature.

In other news, I have several pounds of tungsten sitting on my desk.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Sun May 29, 2016 2:27 pm UTC

I can't find any tungsten.

A loaf of bread which is not already sliced?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lawrencelot » Sun May 29, 2016 11:37 pm UTC

Nope, I always buy sliced bread.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sun May 29, 2016 11:38 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Mon May 30, 2016 4:02 am UTC

No.

The names of at least ten African countries?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Mon May 30, 2016 7:31 am UTC

Only got seven before the time limit (Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Somalia, Nigeria, South Africa, Ethiopia)

A houseplant?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Mon May 30, 2016 7:49 am UTC

Yes, a yucca.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Mon May 30, 2016 8:09 am UTC

Nope.

Something painted red?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 30, 2016 8:11 am UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lawrencelot » Mon May 30, 2016 9:38 am UTC

Yes.

Silver or platina?


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