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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:07 pm UTC

Yep, just back from a Middle East trip. Have a pocket full of them. Expense claim tomorrow.

Home made household furnishings?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:11 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:31 pm UTC

No, and I got back from Turkey yesterday.

A globe?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:28 pm UTC

Nope.

A feather?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:31 am UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ArguablyDerek » Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:51 pm UTC

Just a regular one, I'm afraid.

Lukewarm water?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lothario O'Leary » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:26 pm UTC

ArguablyDerek wrote:Just a regular one, I'm afraid.

Lukewarm water?
I probably could if I knew what kind of temperature range "lukewarm" is.

A coin (or other item of money) older than you are? (I think I did that one already, but whatever.)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lavender Manna » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:30 pm UTC

first coin i grabbed from my jar of spare change is from 1990 :P i guess im still a young'un by money standards

a piece of jewelry that was hand-made by someone you know?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:53 am UTC

No jewellery whatsoever.

Something illegal?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:39 am UTC

Several downloaded shows on my computer, I guess they are?

Something with a SpongeBob Squarepants character on it?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:25 pm UTC

Yes, my computer monitor after searching for "SpongeBob"


An electronic device that's older than your parents?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:28 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:00 am UTC

Yes, right across the room from me.

Rice?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:28 am UTC

Yeah... just had some. There's some left still on the stove.

Something that weighs more than two tons, and is not attached (directly or indirectly) to the earth?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:34 pm UTC

cant imagine anything fitting that description.

a hockey stick?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:05 pm UTC

Nope.

Gold?

phillip1882 wrote:cant imagine anything fitting that description.

An aircraft, perhaps.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:56 pm UTC

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A large truck fits... it's not attached to the street (you can roll it, and if you were strong enough you could pick it up without breaking anything). An above-ground swimming pool filled with water would also fit.
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Platinum?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:12 pm UTC

Not yet. Though, in a few months I may start carrying around a hoop of it to match the one my fiancee carries.

A precious gemstone with a carat weight greater than 0.3?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:48 pm UTC

no gemstones here.

bottled water?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:15 pm UTC

Yeah, there's some in the basement. It's expired though, so I'm going to have to throw it out and buy more, so I'm not poisoned by the dihydrogen monoxide it decays into.

A good explanation of Quantum Mechanics?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:33 am UTC

"At really small scales, things don't behave the way you'd expect them to". That good enough?

A good explanation of plate tectonics?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:44 am UTC

"At really big scales, the ground doesn't behave the way you'd expect it to"...

A cat?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:51 am UTC

"At really cuddly moments, the cat doesn't behave the way you'd expect it to." This is sufficient for me to not be able to produce a cat (but it is not the reason I can't).

Doggerel?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:51 pm UTC

grand is the tournament that defeats alakazam

a muffin?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:07 am UTC

Yeah, though it would take more than fifteen seconds to toast it, and it's not a proper (English) muffin unless it's toasted.

Physical media containing a program for which you don't have a working computer to run it on?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

A DS cartridge that I had forgotten about.

A report card
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:15 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:51 pm UTC

There's a cactus 20 feet away from me. Or I could run outside and get to any one of several other cacti in the yard.

A Christmas tree (real or artificial)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:52 pm UTC

Not yet.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:20 am UTC

I could probably take one from my sister's room, but the part where I try to explain what I'm doing would probably take longer.

A relay (as in "electromagnetically operated switch")?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:43 pm UTC

nO.

tHE cURE fOR mY cONDITION?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:12 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:21 pm UTC

after looking up what that is, nope.

a hammock?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:01 pm UTC

Nope.

A physical newspaper?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:49 pm UTC

Yup, found a university newspaper on the shelf.

A car light bulb?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:12 pm UTC

Maybe. There's a spare one in my car, but I don't feel like timing how long it takes to run out there barefoot and grab it.

A screwdriver?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:15 am UTC

There's one in my pocket (swiss army knife), and my toolkit is easy to find in fifteen seconds. In fact, there are some jewlers' screwdrivers right next to me.

A VR headset (that functions - not just the ipad holder - if that's the route you take, you need the phone too)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:49 am UTC

Nope.

A mobile phone that's not a smartphone?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:52 pm UTC

A pair of Nokia phones in a box containing previous phones of various family members.

Upcycling ideas for old smartphones with tiny screens?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:33 pm UTC

I... couldn't figure out what that meant in time.

An explanation of what Somi said?
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