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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:21 pm UTC

My classmates want to know what a sprocket is.
See what I have to deal with?

A briefcase. Contents optional.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:37 pm UTC

Shockingly, no one in my office uses a briefcase. I do have a folio, but that probably doesn't count.


Please tell your classmates that there's a cool new start up called Spacely that makes sprockets and they should check them out.


A rubber band ball?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Sat Apr 29, 2017 11:56 am UTC

Nope, none of the rubber bands I can find are formed into a ball.

A basket?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:07 pm UTC

if you mean a wicker basket, no, if you mean any material i have plenty of plastic ones.

a fictional novel?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:27 pm UTC

None in arm's reach, unless you count the e-books on my hard drive. But my real life bookshelf is less than 10 feet away, so yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:37 pm UTC

Nope, all pills come in infuriating blister packs here, that are of no practical use once their contents are removed.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:33 pm UTC

As far as I know there are none in the house, and I doubt I would have time to make it all the way to my car.

A doctor (of any kind - MD, PhD, etc.)?

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Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:32 pm UTC

Yeah, I just had a very intellectual conversation with my dad, he's in the other room :P

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 01, 2017 7:48 pm UTC

YES! There are weird golden marks in the notebook I keep in my back pocket to keep track of school assignments.

Something you can melt, using only heat radiated by your body and not amplified in any way.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Mon May 01, 2017 7:51 pm UTC

Chocolate.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 01, 2017 7:52 pm UTC

Uh, I could probably melt the pills in my pillbox in my hands. As a matter of fact, one prescription is actually designed to dissolve under the tongue! That might be more a sweat/saliva thing than body heat though :? Technically, I would say water counts as well: sure, it's in a liquid form right now, but I could melt it if it were in solid form.

Ninja edit: I put too much thought into these posts. This one is easy: plenty of bacteria in my body couldn't survive without me! Nothing on a macroscopic scale tho :P

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:25 pm UTC

thecamoninja wrote:Uh, I could probably melt the pills in my pillbox in my hands backpack.


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:27 pm UTC

marionic counts, right?

A ball from some kind of sport?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

No idea what kind of sport, but yes.

A trenchcoat or similar covering?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Mon May 01, 2017 9:12 pm UTC

A giant dead-animal-hide coat that I wore in order to not freeze to death during the 2009 winter.

A lover.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Mon May 01, 2017 9:14 pm UTC

Nope, I am lonely...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Tue May 02, 2017 12:43 am UTC

knock knock.
whos there?
stop watch.
stop watch who?
stop watch you're doing and open this door.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Tue May 02, 2017 7:12 pm UTC

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Interrupting owl
-Interrupting owl..
-WHO!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Tue May 02, 2017 8:04 pm UTC

Does a strange groaning noise count?

Narsil?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 02, 2017 8:46 pm UTC

Nar.

Juice?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Tue May 02, 2017 8:52 pm UTC

No. Not even out in the hall. Unless syrup counts as maple tree juice?

Some produce?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Thu May 04, 2017 12:14 am UTC

Does malted barley and hop water count? (aka beer)

A distilled alcoholic beverage?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Thu May 04, 2017 12:49 am UTC

I have a bottle of good 15 year-old whiskey somewhere. Dunno what to do with it since I don't drink any more. Do you want it?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Thu May 04, 2017 2:21 am UTC

Tillian wrote:I have a bottle of good 15 year-old whiskey somewhere. Dunno what to do with it since I don't drink any more. Do you want it?

Sure, as long as I don't have to pay for shipping.

Tillian wrote:A gift? Either one given to you or one soon to be given to someone else.

Yes, two gifts I got for Christmas that are still in the gift bags they came in because I haven't gotten around to putting them away yet.

A feline?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Thu May 04, 2017 5:02 am UTC

Not for lack of trying.

I don't mind paying for shipping on the liquor, if it's worth it.

A canine?

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 04, 2017 5:25 am UTC

Only teeth.

A guitar?
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Postby somitomi » Thu May 04, 2017 2:05 pm UTC

Not at the moment...

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Postby phillip1882 » Thu May 04, 2017 3:47 pm UTC

no, never owned one.

something related to dragons?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Thu May 04, 2017 3:54 pm UTC

Yes, a card from a phonics program which says "The word dragon begins with the sound made by d and r blended together."

Coffee?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Thu May 04, 2017 4:45 pm UTC

Of course, good coffee in the mug sitting just next to my keyboard. There's also some light brown bitter dirt-water available at the break area nearby, but I wouldn't call that coffee.


A keytar?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Thu May 04, 2017 7:58 pm UTC

no.

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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 05, 2017 2:28 am UTC

I'm not even joking about this, go and check the occupation listed in my profile. I didn't edit it for the joke it's been like that for a couple weeks.

Something that you now own, but which formerly belonged to someone else?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 05, 2017 5:39 am UTC

Yes, the two Harry Potter schoolbooks that J. K. Rowling did for charity - I asked a friend if I could borrow them and he said I could keep them since he was planning to throw a load of books out anyway. (Kinda defeats the charity aspect...)

A photo of yourself from more than ten years ago?
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Postby slinches » Fri May 05, 2017 6:13 pm UTC

Yes, on my driver's license.

A photo of you on the interwebs that you didn't post yourself?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 05, 2017 6:16 pm UTC

Yes. (Click the thing below the Sydney Russell image to make it switch.)

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Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 05, 2017 7:34 pm UTC

no sorry.

W-2?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Fri May 05, 2017 7:42 pm UTC

Yes, all my W-2s from 2016 are in my desk drawer. (If by "W-2" you meant something other than the tax document, probably not.)

Explosives?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 05, 2017 9:56 pm UTC

No.

Asian food of any kind?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri May 05, 2017 10:48 pm UTC

Not right now, but someone brought a large bag of fortune cookies into my office earlier this week.

An Asian person?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 05, 2017 10:49 pm UTC

If I could somehow crash through the wall and into my neighbours' house... otherwise no.

A computer other than the one you're using to post?
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