Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

For all your silly time-killing forum games.

Moderators: jestingrabbit, Moderators General, Prelates

User avatar
mindy
Posts: 6
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:43 pm UTC
Location: Eweryvhere
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mindy » Wed May 02, 2018 7:24 pm UTC

IE is so slow to load that it took more than 15 sec to start typing this. I had the forum up with mindy logged in before 15 secs were up, though - does that count?

A hat?
Hi! I'm mindy! (any pronouns, including neopronouns.)
(So am I)
Don't forget me!
Me too!
And last but not least...
me‽
I'm here too now!

User avatar
somitomi
Posts: 567
Joined: Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:21 pm UTC
Location: can be found in Hungary
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Wed May 02, 2018 9:09 pm UTC

No hats, but I think it does.

A better browser for mindy?
—◯-◯

User avatar
mindy
Posts: 6
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:43 pm UTC
Location: Eweryvhere
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mindy » Wed May 02, 2018 11:10 pm UTC

Chrome mobile browser (incognito mode, so I didn't have to log out first).

Furniture that was purchased from a thrift store?
Hi! I'm mindy! (any pronouns, including neopronouns.)
(So am I)
Don't forget me!
Me too!
And last but not least...
me‽
I'm here too now!

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 03, 2018 5:37 am UTC

I don't think so.

Jam?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
somitomi
Posts: 567
Joined: Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:21 pm UTC
Location: can be found in Hungary
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Thu May 03, 2018 8:13 am UTC

I have a tiny jar of it in the fridge.

Something 3D printed?
—◯-◯

zighier
Posts: 5
Joined: Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:33 am UTC

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zighier » Thu May 03, 2018 10:50 am UTC

Sadly not, though I feel like I must have had one at some point.

An individually wrapped chocolate?

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 03, 2018 11:32 am UTC

No, but now I want chocolate. :P

A tissue?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
faubi
Posts: 6
Joined: Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:50 pm UTC
Location: UTC-5
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Thu May 03, 2018 3:01 pm UTC

Yes.

A bean?

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 03, 2018 6:28 pm UTC

Yes. A bowl of them in fact.

A bowl?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Wed May 09, 2018 2:22 am UTC

Yes. A bunch even.

A laser?

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

User avatar
SirGabriel
Posts: 42
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:54 pm UTC

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed May 09, 2018 4:26 am UTC

It would take me a lot longer than 15 seconds to figure out whether my mouse uses a laser. I can't think of anything else in the room that would.

Something which weighs almost exactly 5 pounds?

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Sat May 12, 2018 4:54 am UTC

Depends how "almost", but in any case it would take me more than fifteen seconds to verify that I'm successful. So, no.

It would be easier if I had a set of exercise weights, but why would I want that?

A startup disk (for any operating system) for a computer you have?

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

threetwoone
Posts: 5
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:35 am UTC

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby threetwoone » Sat May 12, 2018 5:08 am UTC

Yup. Have one for Zorin OS. Computer’s broken though...

Floss?
---Three Two One!---

User avatar
phillip1882
Posts: 95
Joined: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:11 pm UTC
Location: geogia
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sun May 13, 2018 4:06 am UTC

i got so much floss its not even funny.

electricity?
bitcoin address: 18vbN38FT7XXhazcN8gWichBwzC47MHy5p

User avatar
heuristically_alone
Posts: 248
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:43 pm UTC
Location: 37.2368078 and -115.80341870000001

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon May 14, 2018 2:29 am UTC

I wont try to grab it though.

A truck?
Bow gifted by adnapemit.

Tillian wrote:sig'd

:idea: = Surprised Cyclops

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 14, 2018 5:38 am UTC

No.

A mother?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
voicedotter
Posts: 226
Joined: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:44 pm UTC
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand, Earth alt universe #596
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Mon May 14, 2018 8:33 am UTC

Yes apparently.

A landline phone.

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 14, 2018 11:57 am UTC

Yes.

Also hi voicedotter! :o

A floppy disk?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Mon May 14, 2018 4:41 pm UTC

Yup. Bunches.

A working machine that can read a floppy disk?

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 14, 2018 6:46 pm UTC

I don't think so...

A cola drink?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
voicedotter
Posts: 226
Joined: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:44 pm UTC
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand, Earth alt universe #596
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue May 15, 2018 6:55 am UTC

Doubtful.

A coaster with a 1903 Cadillac on it

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 15, 2018 6:58 am UTC

...No.

Something with the logo of your school/workplace on it.
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
voicedotter
Posts: 226
Joined: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:44 pm UTC
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand, Earth alt universe #596
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue May 15, 2018 7:01 am UTC

I can indeed, at a casual stroll (work shirt or jacket)

a kitten?

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 15, 2018 11:32 am UTC

Nope.

A baby?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
heuristically_alone
Posts: 248
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:43 pm UTC
Location: 37.2368078 and -115.80341870000001

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue May 15, 2018 12:43 pm UTC

No.

A reptile?
Bow gifted by adnapemit.

Tillian wrote:sig'd

:idea: = Surprised Cyclops

User avatar
emlightened
Posts: 36
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:35 pm UTC
Location: Somewhere cosy.

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby emlightened » Mon May 28, 2018 11:05 pm UTC

Nada.

Something you've personally repaired?

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Tue May 29, 2018 2:43 am UTC

Yep. Some things better than other things.

Something you personally built from scratch? (FSVO "scratch")

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1182
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Tue May 29, 2018 12:00 pm UTC

My daughter? Although I think I'd have to admit my contribution was limited and my wife did most of the heavy lifting, for the first nine months at least...

Home-made baked products?
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
emlightened
Posts: 36
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:35 pm UTC
Location: Somewhere cosy.

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby emlightened » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:35 am UTC

No.

A loved one?

User avatar
flicky1991
Like in Cinderella?
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:36 pm UTC
Location: London

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:49 am UTC

Multiple members of my family are less than 15 seconds away. :D

A prosthetic body part?
any pronouns
----
Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)

User avatar
ObsessoMom
Nespresso Bomb
Posts: 713
Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:28 pm UTC

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ObsessoMom » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:11 am UTC

No, but now I'll never think of the phrase "part of the family" in the same way again.

A ray of sunshine?

User avatar
heuristically_alone
Posts: 248
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:43 pm UTC
Location: 37.2368078 and -115.80341870000001

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:05 am UTC

Do the stars count? Or reflection of light off the moon?

A towel?
Bow gifted by adnapemit.

Tillian wrote:sig'd

:idea: = Surprised Cyclops

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:12 am UTC

Yes. Who is ever without one?

An LED that is not part of a device?

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

User avatar
heuristically_alone
Posts: 248
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:43 pm UTC
Location: 37.2368078 and -115.80341870000001

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:26 pm UTC

I like to have one on case of emergencies.

A muffin?
Bow gifted by adnapemit.

Tillian wrote:sig'd

:idea: = Surprised Cyclops

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:10 pm UTC

What kind of emergency is solved by having an isolated LED at hand?

Muffin? Yeah, I was about to eat one the first time I saw the post; there's still a stack of English muffins right in the kitchen. 'twould take more than fifteen seconds to toast, but untoasted it's still a muffin.

A snow shovel?

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

User avatar
heuristically_alone
Posts: 248
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:43 pm UTC
Location: 37.2368078 and -115.80341870000001

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:16 pm UTC

In case my car dies at night and my phone battery is dead. I keep an led flashlight in my car, one by my bed, and one in my bag at all times.

It's summer! Don't need a snow shovel 15 seconds away.

A hankerchief?
Bow gifted by adnapemit.

Tillian wrote:sig'd

:idea: = Surprised Cyclops

User avatar
ucim
Posts: 6164
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:23 pm UTC
Location: The One True Thread

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:18 am UTC

An LED flashlight doesn't count as a solitary LED not in any device. The flashlight is the device. Unless you carry an LED and a watch battery, and put them together when you need light.

Handkerchief? Yup, in my pocket.

A (live) chicken?

Jose
Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.


Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 47 guests