Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:35 pm UTC

One. My teacher.

A young teacher?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

Nope, that sister of mine isn't around.

A sibling?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:27 pm UTC

I am someone's sibling.

A couch?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:08 pm UTC

one right behind me.

a test tube?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:25 pm UTC

I have a pen, which has a tube shaped component that is currently testing gravitational theory.

A gyroscope?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:37 pm UTC

Yeah. My room is kind of a mess, but I mostly know where things are.

Distilled water?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Quercus » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:47 pm UTC

Yes. A bottle of it in a kitchen cupboard, for rinsing off lens cloths after cleaning, to ensure they don't get scratchy mineral deposits on them

A lens cloth/tissue?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:13 pm UTC

Does the one that came with my glasses count?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:15 am UTC

Depends on whether or not you accept the axiom of choice.

A permanent marker (other than something that cheats by scratching)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:56 pm UTC

yeap, got a box of them not to far from me.

a paper map of the u.s.a.?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:25 pm UTC

I've got a paper map of part of one U.S. state.

Tobacco?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zighier » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:07 pm UTC

No tobacco here, sorry.

Viable seeds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:41 pm UTC

i think i have seedlings in a closet somewhere but take me more than 15 second to find them.

a hamster or gerbal?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NathanBros » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:48 am UTC

Nope.

A turtle?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:25 am UTC

Yes. "Are you a turtle?"

[Can you produce ] leftover food that should be thrown out now, but is still waiting for someone else to do it?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:24 pm UTC

Nope.

An anecdote?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:35 pm UTC

I once fixed an entire city's Internet connection.

An avocado?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:36 pm UTC

No, no avocados here

A floppy that's true to its name?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:12 pm UTC

unless you mean my dogs ears, no.

a fire extinguisher?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lavender Manna » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:57 pm UTC

I know that I have one in the kitchen, but I probably couldn't find it in under 15 seconds. Which is probably a bad thing.

A smoke detector? (pro tip - if you're not sure whether or not you have one of these, just light something on fire!)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:11 am UTC

yep!

an arthropod? (if you have to google what that is, that doesn't count toward your 15 seconds)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:38 am UTC

Wow, there's a half-dead mosquito on my windowsill.

Any sort of data carrier with unknown contents?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:04 pm UTC

i dont know all the contents of my pc, does that count?

a fryer?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:43 am UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zighier » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:53 pm UTC

'fraid not.

A souvenir from somewhere you haven't been?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lavender Manna » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:25 pm UTC

yes! my brother got me a plush space core from PAX a few years ago. I've never been to a big convention, but at least i have something to remember the time he went :mrgreen:

an object that is secured to something else entirely by tape?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:27 pm UTC

Not without hurriedly taping two things together.

A milkshake?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:46 pm UTC

Nope, I'm not even sure how to do it, much less actually make one in 15 seconds.

My partner on this one university assignment, who seems to have mysteriously disappeared?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:57 pm UTC

Unless it's me or my dad, no.

A tennis racket?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:50 pm UTC

Nope

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:09 am UTC

i got a book from the library in exchange for my library card.

something blue?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:21 am UTC

The pyjama top that I'm currently wearing. Or the picture of a bluefin tuna on the wall. Lots of things, really.

A barcode?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:17 am UTC

I can see two from here, and I could probably find about a dozen others before time ran out.

Something orange?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:18 pm UTC

I have orange post-its on my desk.


An orange?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:02 pm UTC

No, no oranges here.

An apple?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:34 pm UTC

No, but I do have a bag of tangerines.

Packaging with Chinese on it?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:00 pm UTC

Possibly, but I wouldn't know where to look, so no.

A coin which is not legal tender in the country you are currently in?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:19 pm UTC

i used to have a bitcoin, but I've since sold it.

a scented candle?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:41 pm UTC

Stearin scented?

A big bundle of beautiful books?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:03 pm UTC

Bundle? There are lot of books I can reach in 15 seconds, if that counts. A whole bookcase.

A DVD?
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