Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:41 pm UTC

I have a little flashy gem in this watch I got for my birthday. The jeweler I took it to claims it's a diamond...

An RF ID chip.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:38 pm UTC

I'm gonna go with not...Is this like the bread board thing?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:10 pm UTC

aurumelectrum13 wrote:I'm gonna go with not...Is this like the bread board thing?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Duban » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:44 am UTC

Actually an RFID chip is embedded into my Student ID which i just happened to take out a few hours ago and is laying next to my monitor.

Something named after a bird or type of bird, that isn't actually a bird.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:34 am UTC

I can't think of anything like that, so no.

(I'm pretty sure that you have used your quotation marks incorrectly.)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kets » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:40 am UTC

No.

A keyboard?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:43 am UTC

The musical kind? Nope. The computer kind? Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:10 am UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:56 am UTC

Nope. I'm pretty sure I can't get to my neighbor's house and find their hamster in 15 seconds.

A stuffed animal other than a bear.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:00 am UTC

I have a penguin.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby MHD » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:10 pm UTC

Nope.

A 99 bottles of beer script?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:53 pm UTC

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for (int i=99; i>0; i--)
System.out.println(i+" bottles of beer on the wall");

13.9 seconds!

99 bottles of beer. Could be empty.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Duban » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:48 pm UTC

*finds a landfill on google maps". I'm sure there's at least 99 bottles in there.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby sir2you » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:21 pm UTC

I've had a 20 dollar bill since I was like 8 years old. It's within reach.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:39 pm UTC

I have two! (both currently unsolved).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Wednesday » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:43 pm UTC

6 of them, within 5 feet!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:50 pm UTC

2 within reach :) Both Nokia's.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:50 pm UTC

YES! And I still use it!!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Wednesday » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:53 pm UTC

Actually, yes, two of them.

An mp3 player that is *not* an Apple product?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:54 pm UTC

My cell phone :)

Hand sanitizer?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:10 am UTC

Hand sanitizing soap...does that count?

The (unused) cover of a tower/desktop from a computer.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:11 am UTC

Several. I am at work, and I work at a software company...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby lingomaniac88 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:36 am UTC

Does a dead bug count? If so, yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:56 am UTC

At least three...hey, this one's a winner! :D

An empty toolbox? (please do not throw your sibling's/parent's/family member's tools on the floor...)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:03 am UTC

Funny you should say that... but really, I got my friend a toolbox, now it needs to be populated.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:33 pm UTC

Yes! In the form of a tacky clock! (Nothing to read it though...:()

12volt battery?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:34 am UTC

Yeah, just took one out of an old garage door opener yesterday.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:58 am UTC

Yes. Both the furniture and a bag filled with beans. :)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Duban » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:36 am UTC

Maybe if i looked around, but nothing within 15 seconds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:47 am UTC

I am under the impression that noone should ever be more than 15 seconds away from a copy of star craft. (So yes)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kurushimi » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:13 am UTC

Yes.

A blog you wrote.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NeverGrowUp » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:15 am UTC

Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Josephine » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:19 am UTC

Amazingly, yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:36 am UTC

Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DrStalker » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:03 pm UTC

Pffft. What am I, an antiques dealer?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby shadyraptors » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:35 pm UTC

yes, the gas for a grill

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:54 pm UTC

Yep. Pocket knife below my bed, pin in my bulletin board.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:52 pm UTC

Uh, no. I don't live on a farm.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

If I knew where my dad kept his ties. But I looked, and couldn't find them.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:16 pm UTC

Yup. 3 in 15 seconds, and I know I have some more laying around....

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