Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby quadmaster » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:25 pm UTC

no, just a ratcheting socket wrench.

A ball bearing that could support your weight.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:29 pm UTC

Well, I'm standing on it, but it sank a little into the carpet, so I don't know if that counts.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby quadmaster » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:53 pm UTC

no.

anything made from building toys (knex, lego,etc) that can launch a projectile more than 10 feet.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 am UTC

I had a little K'nex robot for a while that I rigged with a chaingun, but I took it apart a while ago.

I can however produce a 220uF 25V electrolytic cap, plus 15 others with different voltage ratings.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:31 am UTC

Yes! Zucchini, if you want to know.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:39 am UTC

Again, I could if I knew exactly where it was. It's within 15 seconds.

A glass soda bottle.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:48 am UTC

Several, so long as root beer's a soda.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:39 am UTC

No. But I can make a lot of people laugh on teh interwebs. I just lost 20 dollars and my self-respect.

Can you produce an item of clothing worth more than $750 (454.132607 British pounds / 527.760186 Euro) in 15 seconds or less?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Zorlin » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:52 am UTC

RedBandit wrote:No. But I can make a lot of people laugh on teh interwebs. I just lost 20 dollars and my self-respect.

Can you produce an item of clothing worth more than $750 (454.132607 British pounds / 527.760186 Euro) in 15 seconds or less?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:27 am UTC

(Pssst, you're supposed to post an object, too.)

Not that I'm aware of.

A physical example of your name (as in, a note, or an award. Not on the internet, and not by writing it down yourself or having someone else write it).
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby red. » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:55 pm UTC

Old birthday cards :)

An atlas.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:48 pm UTC

An atlas of various walmart locations, yes!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:02 pm UTC

Nope. Huge thing of stuffed animals hanging over my head, but no eagle.

Fake flowers.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:07 pm UTC

Yes! They're the only kind that stay green in this house.

Marbles.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby red. » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:24 pm UTC

I don't think I've even SEEN a marble in years. How disappointing.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:06 am UTC

There's an empty box of nerds under my dresser. Hmmm.

An insect.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:36 am UTC

Tiny, ferocious ants have taken over the window ledge. I'm too scared to poison them, lest they come for me in the night.

Skull (need not have once been attached to a living animal)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:38 am UTC

I have a blue skull shaker. Cool-looking but doesn't sound all that great.

Edit: looks like this.

Cup of liquid already poured?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:41 am UTC

Poured...on the floor!

Piece of trash you were hitherto unaware of?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:56 am UTC

Easily. Yes. Just take my word for it. Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:57 am UTC

RedBandit wrote:Easily. Yes. Just take my word for it. Yes.

Something tangible for which there is no digital equivalent?
The ring on my finger that my girlfriend gave me

someone you could kiss
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Brooklynxman » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:05 am UTC

My fiance so yes

Something you didnt want but someone else convinced you to buy.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:07 am UTC

Nope, I buy almost anything I want, so it is hard to have to convince me haha

a stapler.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:07 am UTC

Ummm.... Well, my next door neighbor is pretty attractive for 40+. I could probably run across the alley, bang on the door, and kiss my neighbor in 15 seconds assuming the conditions were correct. At 1006 pm, they're probably not. So, no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:37 am UTC

Yes stapler, no bowling ball.

Orthopedic insoles.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:44 am UTC

In the slippers next to me. :|

Half-read magazine?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:40 am UTC

Sadly no. I am cursed by the need to read every magazine immediately. The whole thing, except for the boring bits.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DrStalker » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:39 am UTC

From my smoke detector that complained of low battery. Feeble, but alive!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby breintje » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:17 pm UTC

One from a soldering kit, as well as a couple of random positive lenses, up to and including an A4 sized fresnell.

Photovoltaic cell.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:47 pm UTC

I wish. Nope, nothing solar-powered around. I'm very disappointed in my family.

A musical instrument.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:58 pm UTC

One about a second away.

A potato gun?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gazared » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:42 pm UTC

Does a potato cannon count?

Something both older and smaller than you.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nhoj Serob » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:32 am UTC

Yes. I have a vacuum cleaner that used to be my Grandma's

A SATA* Cable without turning your computer off

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:33 am UTC

Yes! I have numerous speculative (science) fiction magazines from the 1950s! They're beat up as hell, and not worth spit in this condition, but I have 'em!


EDIT: NINJA'd!
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:08 am UTC

Nope.

A cheap nick-nack from beyond a border (any border will do).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:13 am UTC

Yes: a funny-looking bird-thing made of clay and fake feathers (and a pipe cleaner) from South Africa. A couple of friends gave it to me as thanks for keeping their car in my parking spot while they were in SA for a few months.

Edit: I feel I must share the joy.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:34 am UTC

I'm sure there's something somewhere. Can a practical thing also be art?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:37 am UTC

Ipod right here.

A sandwich
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:41 am UTC

Probably couldn't make one in 15 seconds, but maybe.

A YA novel with LGTB(..) themes.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby goingnorthwest » Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:44 am UTC

uhm, nope...

a beeper?


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