Hit the person above you with a random object!

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby QuantumED » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:29 am UTC

*backhands ^ with the back of my hand*
What the fuck did you think I would backhand someone with? My palm?

*Also kidnaps everyone person who has ever looked at this thread and hides them in their own basements*

And if you don't think you have a basement, well.

Don't say anything! The universe won't notice!
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:40 pm UTC

/me hits QuantumED with a better browser (i.e. Chrome or Opera)
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Kromix » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:03 pm UTC

/me hits eaglef2 with a black hole
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:31 am UTC

*kicks kromix into aforementioned black hole*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:39 am UTC

*bashes Toni with a GameBoy*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:25 am UTC

*Smashes Kevin upside the head with a GameGear*

(It's bigger)
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby QuantumED » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:08 am UTC

*hit ^ with a towel*

Signature right back atcha!
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:13 am UTC

*throws iron sheets at QuantumED*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby QuantumED » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:46 am UTC

*Smashes Mr Two Names in the chest with a Falcon Paawnch*

=D
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby eaglef2 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:24 pm UTC

/me hits LP with NP
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby QuantumED » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:30 pm UTC

Hits eagle with the code for a W.O.M.D
[destroy] eagle [/destroy]
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Badion » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:18 pm UTC

hits QED with heavy chain. No reason to be creative, it's a beat down.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby dark light paladin iv » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:05 pm UTC

Hits Badion with Shinji's mecha from neon genesis evangelion.

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:28 pm UTC

*bashes dark light paladin iv upside the head with his forgotten asterisks*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:09 pm UTC

*Attacks Toni with a pair of barber's scissors*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:39 pm UTC

* trows the broken jar shards from 1 man 1 cup at Max while using sterile heavy rubber gloves and protecting wear*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby dark light paladin iv » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:27 am UTC

Throws the airship mecha that crushed me at Kromix.

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:41 am UTC

*slices dark light paladin iv in half with a chainsaw*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby QuantumED » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:13 am UTC

*hacks through silvyr with a silver sickle because, quite frankly, I can*
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Badion » Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:36 pm UTC

*Throws bouncy balls at QED, REALLY HARD!*
One of these things is not like the others.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby dark light paladin iv » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:01 pm UTC

Hits Badion with a book of misspelled corrupted wishes.

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Badion » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:29 pm UTC

*Hits kid with summer school for failing English class*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby dark light paladin iv » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:35 pm UTC

Hits Badion with the fact that a 15 year old (I.E. ME)can make it into college for free at the expense of my high school.

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby shuggiebear97 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:18 am UTC

.I smack you htiw a bible nehw a riap fo srossics si taped ot ti. All the even lettered words are backwords

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:14 pm UTC

*impales shuggiebear97 with a vuvuzela made out of asterisks*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby _infina_ » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:56 pm UTC

*Attacks Balesk Baj, Timeburner with a roll-up keyboard.*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:06 am UTC

*Smacks _infina_ upside the head with a pogo stick*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Badion » Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:47 pm UTC

*Runs to Home Depot and buys one of those nice fans they have hanging from the ceiling*

*Pummels Max with nice Home Depot fan*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby picnic_crossfire » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:34 pm UTC

*Follows Badion home and hits him with the cash register from Home Depot*
picnic time!

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Nautilus » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:29 am UTC

*follows picnic_crossfire home and hits him with home depot*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby alexriehl » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:01 am UTC

Drives a Prius over Nautilus and saves 30 gallons of gas while doing it

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby darknut » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:46 am UTC

*waits for just the right moment as alexriehl comes closer then (side) (A) and BOOM home run bat*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby AntonGarou » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:01 am UTC

*hits darknut with Alucard from Hellsing"
I'm not nitpicking, I'm quarkpicking!

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Badion » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:01 pm UTC

*slaps anton with a wet noodle, and a some organic spaghetti sauce, then gives him the MCATs*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby freaki » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:22 am UTC

*smashes badion's skull with a tyre iron, giving off a satisfying thud*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby AntonGarou » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:47 am UTC

*hits freaki with the space shuttle, leaving a little smear on the shuttle*
I'm not nitpicking, I'm quarkpicking!

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby jfeord14 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:42 am UTC

*Hits AntonGauru with the companion cube*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:33 am UTC

*bashes jfeord14 with a hard drive immersed in an acidic solution*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:36 am UTC

*Runs over Balesk Baj, Timeburner with a time machine*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby AntonGarou » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:55 am UTC

*Hits SummerGlauFan with the Serenity*
I'm not nitpicking, I'm quarkpicking!


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