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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:25 am UTC

*smashes UAPGS underneath the rotting corpse of an elephant*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Bulvox » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:30 am UTC

Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:
RedBandit wrote:I slowly and methodically fill a large blue duffel bag with bricks. I load the bag up for about half an hour with bricks. One at a time, back and forth, I move from a nearby pile of rubble to the bag, and drop another brick with a clunk. The bag seems to contain about 50 bricks. I struggle to hoist the bag and throw it at Silvyr, but before I throw, the handle snaps off! In frustration, I throw the small strap instead.

Dude, way too long.

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:33 am UTC

*flings a ninja at Rich*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:49 pm UTC

*pushes a shopping cart at Max*
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Postby Bulvox » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:43 pm UTC

*whips Toni*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby BigBoss » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

*breaks a fluorescent light on bulvox's head*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:49 pm UTC

*breaks a guitar over Matt's head*
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Postby Bulvox » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:54 pm UTC

*hits Max with a Zombie*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:56 pm UTC

*Throws rotting zombie entrails at Rich*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:21 pm UTC

Ewww... this is getting messy... XD

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:46 pm UTC

*Throws mentos at Toni*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

throws oxford dictionary of english at max

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:00 pm UTC

*hits Tom with a sandwich*
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:01 pm UTC

*hits kevin with a cellphone battery-package*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:04 pm UTC

*breaks same battery pack over Tom's head*
Haha! Face-melting!
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:05 pm UTC

*catapults Jell-O at Amir's face*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:09 pm UTC

*catapults a guinea pig right back*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:12 pm UTC

*fires a pack of cereal from rock-it-launcer*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:13 pm UTC

*clobbers Tom with a very large dictionary*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:15 pm UTC

*throws marvin the robot's head at max*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:18 pm UTC

*bashes Tom with a tuba*
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:18 pm UTC

*conterattacks with a limited edition Barack Obambi statue*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:19 pm UTC

*breaks Tom's nose with a nobel peace prize*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:23 pm UTC

*breaks max's left arm with nothing but a wooden spoon*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:25 pm UTC

*drops a bowling ball on Tom's toe*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

*drops a safe on max


's dog! muahahahaha*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

That's not funny. My dog died not too long ago.
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:35 pm UTC

well, exert your frustrations and sadness on me, that's what I'm here for.

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:41 pm UTC

I throw a dart it you. It punctures your skin and sends a poison into your bloodstream. You will be years in dying, but it will be painful and horrible and there will be no cure.

Moral is: NEXT TIME HIT SOMEONE DON'T BE A PUSSY AND WHINE ABOUT PEOPLE EXERTING THEIR SADNESS ON YOU!

^this is a joke, please don't be mad

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:43 pm UTC

*still hits Max head on with a freight-train*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:44 pm UTC

*throws a semi-trailer that bounces off Tom and lands squarely on David*

David, ur doin it rong!
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:46 pm UTC

*Throws a bowl or spaghetti at Max*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:47 pm UTC

*lobs a hedgehog at David*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:48 pm UTC

*catapults a feret*

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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:49 pm UTC

*squashes David beneath 30 foot high letter of fire*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby thecamoninja » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:14 am UTC

*crushes max's brain with the revelation of what the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:49 am UTC

*slings thermite at Amir's face*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby brakos82 » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:56 am UTC

*drops piano on Silvyr from a very tall building*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Vohu Manah » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:38 am UTC

*Drops a piano, Silvyr, a very tall building, and for some strange reason several barrels of nuclear waste on Brakos's head.*
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Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Postby Silvyr » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:30 am UTC

o.o I'm being used as an object to hit others with now?

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