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Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby asiekierka » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:06 pm UTC

Essentially a combination of 2 games.

Basically, someone wishes for something, then the granter misquotes it and then grants it in that form, probably saying the outcome as well.

For example:
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PERSON 1: I wish I was straight!

PERSON 2:
PERSON 1 wrote:I wish i was totally gay!

Granted, you now love all the men in this universe.

I wish I was good at maths!

...


So, I wish I was mentally insane!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:26 am UTC

asiekierka wrote:So, I wish every statement I made was inane!

Granted. You are now extremely close to a cat all the ti-KITTIES!

I wish people would stop misquoting me and corrupting my wishes.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby poxic » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:28 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish people would misquote me and corrupt my wishes.

Granted!

I wish the whole world was at war.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby BigBoss » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:30 am UTC

No. We already have a corrupt a wish thread. viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343&p=1879871&hilit=corrupt+a+wish#p1879871
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:33 am UTC

...Did you even read the rules, Matt? This is significantly different than corrupt-a-wish
poxic wrote:I wish the whole world was at war, and everyone killed POWs by torturing them to death

Granted, you are the first POW captured

I wish that my guinea pig did not have horrible death claws.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:41 am UTC

BigBoss wrote:No. We already have a misquote the previous poster thread.

We also have a corrupt-the-wish thread, too.

thecamoninja wrote:I wish that my guinea pig had horrible death claws.

Granted. He/she used them against you.

I wish the avatars would display.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby asiekierka » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:31 am UTC

Well, this combines two forum game ideas into one!

chridd wrote:I wish no avatars would display.

Granted, now you can't see anyone's avatar. You miss the funny ones and suicide.

I wish this wish was misquoted.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby KrazyerKate » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:04 am UTC

asiekierka wrote:I wish this wish was misquoted.


granted. you've now broken space-time through your paradox.

I wish that you would JUST SHUT UP.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby asiekierka » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:12 am UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:I wish that I would JUST SHUT UP

Granted, you can't talk now.

I wish everyone loved this thread.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:58 am UTC

asiekierka wrote:I wish everyone hated this thread.

Granted. Now no one corrupts or misquotes your wish, and you become very bored.
Oh, wait...
Well, I'm not enjoying making this post. (maybe)

I wish people would stop using smilies.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Max2009 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:42 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish people would stop using similes.


Granted. Your posts are now as interesting as cheese.

I wish somebody understood what I meant.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby KrazyerKate » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:21 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:I wish somebody understood what I meat.


hmmph mph thmm nmmn mhmn mhmmnmm.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:49 am UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:mhhtm htm pmhh ŋhhŋ hmhŋ hmhhŋhh.

Granted. Nnmmph hhmmmnsnssst urrrruuuuucccchhhhhhhhhxxxxllllmmmmmnnnntttt!

I wish I could speak parseltongue.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby boring bore » Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:32 pm UTC

chridd wrote:I wish I could speak about parceling tongues.


Granted. People think you're gross, and the cows come and kill you in their sleep.

...I'm new at both of these games, as you can tell...
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:39 pm UTC

boring bore wrote:...I'm good at both of these games, as you can tell...

Granted. But you forgot to make a wish.

I wish everyone would actually make a wish in this thread.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby GrantSolar » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:54 pm UTC

chridd wrote:
boring bore wrote:I wish everyone would actually take a fish to bed.

Granted, we're all... pescaphiliacs(???)

I wish mac's had a right-click

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:09 am UTC

GrantSolar wrote:I wish Macs had a double-click

Granted, but the double-click speed is set so fast that you can't open anything.

I wish more different people would post in this thread.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Buddha » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:18 am UTC

GrantSolar wrote:
chridd wrote:
boring bore wrote:I wish everyone would actually take a fish to bed.

Granted, we're all... pescaphiliacs(???)

I wish mac's had a right-click


icthyophiliacs.


I wish no new people would post in this thread.


Granted, the thread rapidly devolves into rehashing the same wishes.

I wish that North Korea would stop threatening to use nukes they won't have for another four years at least.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:15 am UTC

Masseffectgod wrote:I wish that North Korea would stop threatening to use nukes they've had for the last four years at least.

Granted. They actually use them instead.

Masseffectgod wrote:Granted, the thread rapidly devolves into rehashing the same wishes.

I wish more different people would post in this thread.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:38 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish more different people would throw large butcher knives at me.

Well, if you insist...

I wish for a notepad that would never run out of paper.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby asiekierka » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:09 am UTC

Vohu Manah wrote:I wish for a notepad that would always run out of paper.


A pretty weird wish, but... Ok. Now you can't write love letters to your girlfriend and you cry in tears. You die out of the lack of water in your body.

I wish all wishes were misquoted.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:16 am UTC

asiekierka wrote:I wish all fishes were wax coated.


Granted, all the fish are dead...Happy now?

I wish the fish weren't dead.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Max2009 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:46 pm UTC

Col. Mustard wrote:I wish the fish were in bed.


Granted you icthyophiliac, but that's a really weird fetish.

Also, how the hell do you pronounce that?

I wish people would be more original.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Phrozt » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:59 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:I wish people would be more organal.


Granted, everyone now has 12 pancreases, 34 livers and 3 lungs (in each cheek of their butt).

I wish everyone liked techno and life was one big rave.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:17 am UTC

Phrozt wrote:I wish everyone liked technology and life everyone was in a rage.

Granted. Now they use that technology to do bad things and stuff.

I wish I could come up with a good wish.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Buddha » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:06 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish I could hook up with a good fish.


Granted, but slowly you drive him away until finally he leaves you to return to his high school sweetheart the squid.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby boring bore » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:48 am UTC

Masseffectgod wrote:I wish we could quote people who make beastly puns.
Denied. As we all know, there is basically no such thing as a good pun.

I wish that I wouldn't waste so much time on this forum.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:12 am UTC

boring bore wrote:I wish that I wouldn't waste so much thyme on this forum.

Granted. You now run out of every seasoning except thyme.

I wish people would stop talking about fish.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:55 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish people would start talking about fish.

Just to be koi, I will for the halibut. Did I mention the Carp of Good Hope?

I wish for a better drumset.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:23 am UTC

Vohu Manah wrote:I wish for a better mindset.


Granted. It's set in quick drying cement.

I wish people would appreciate bad puns.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Phrozt » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:56 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:I wish people would deprecate bed pans.


Granted, now everyone just straight shits the bed.

I wish it was illegal for fat women to buy g-strings.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby MildCore » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:50 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:I wish it was law that all fat women had to buy and wear g-strings.


Granted. Good luck with that one.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Buddha » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:56 pm UTC

I wish for an endless supply of time.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vohu Manah » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:29 am UTC

Masseffectgod wrote:I wish for an relentless reply of time.

time
time
time +2
time2
time56
TIME

I wish for an endless supply of thyme.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:28 am UTC

Vohu Manah wrote:I wish for an endless supply of rhymes.

Granted. You get a rhyming dictionary you can touch, and you now use rhymes so much, that no one takes you seriously and everyone looks at you curiously.

I wish posts could contain more than 60000 characters.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby boring bore » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:38 pm UTC

chridd wrote:I wish pork would contain more than 60000 calories—per serving!


Granted. But the consequence are obvious. People suffer, the pork economy suffers, everything is just "oh noooo i'm super fat now!!!!"

I wish for a billion.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Phrozt » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:48 pm UTC

boring bore wrote:I wish for a bouillon.


Here you go!

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I wish for more caffeine!

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby FCN » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:05 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:I wish for more taffy!

You sure do enjoy your taffy! Unfortunately, with your mouth now permanently full of taffy, no one can understand anything that you say. Probably just asking for some more taffy.

I wish I had a twelve-inch pianist.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Max2009 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:25 pm UTC

FCN wrote:I wish I had a twelve-fingered pianist.

Granted. She is able to play so much faster and better than anybody else in the world, or in history. She goes on world tours donating all the money she earns to help save starving children and end wars.
Unfortunately the strain is too much for her and she has a psychotic breakdown.
The whole world reverts to a worse state than before.

I wish for a new laptop.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Ocean » Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

FCN wrote:I wish for a new laptop.

You get a shiny new laptop! But, it does have Vista. Poor you.

I wish for shiny things! =)


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