Misquote-a-Wish!

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:25 pm UTC

Sableagle wrote:I wish I could redirect Sir Pluswater from river to river around the world.
He doesn't appreciate it.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Sableagle » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:29 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish I wasn't sewing this eye-sieve.
Granted. You've run out of thread anyway.

I wish people wouldn't assume I want to sleep with them when I ask them to model my designs.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby FCN » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:38 am UTC

Sableagle wrote:I wish people wouldn't go to sleep when I ask them about motel designs.
Granted. Your daily discussions about the contrasting layouts of Motel 6 and Super 8 now extend deep into the night.

I wish that my room didn't smell like sawdust.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:41 pm UTC

FCN wrote:
I wish that my room didn't smell like stardust.


Granted. Now it smells like moonrock and ion exhaust plumes.

I wish I could repair things like warp cores and photon cannons.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:58 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish I could repair things like warped walls and salmon ladders.

Granted. Your local ninja gym hires you whenever they need to fix an obstacle. But since the obstacles were built well, you're lucky if you work one hour a month. And you don't even get a discounted membership.

I wish people with aibohphobia and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia weren't afraid of this wish.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:43 pm UTC

SirGabriel wrote:I wish people with iPhone-phobia and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia weren't afraid of this wish.


Granted. I'm an Android person and I'll handle your wish with no hesitation.

I wish for the next verion of Android to be nicknamed "Poppyseed Cake".
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