Misquote-a-Wish!

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:25 pm UTC

Sableagle wrote:I wish I could redirect Sir Pluswater from river to river around the world.
He doesn't appreciate it.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Sableagle » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:29 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish I wasn't sewing this eye-sieve.
Granted. You've run out of thread anyway.

I wish people wouldn't assume I want to sleep with them when I ask them to model my designs.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby FCN » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:38 am UTC

Sableagle wrote:I wish people wouldn't go to sleep when I ask them about motel designs.
Granted. Your daily discussions about the contrasting layouts of Motel 6 and Super 8 now extend deep into the night.

I wish that my room didn't smell like sawdust.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:41 pm UTC

FCN wrote:
I wish that my room didn't smell like stardust.


Granted. Now it smells like moonrock and ion exhaust plumes.

I wish I could repair things like warp cores and photon cannons.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:58 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish I could repair things like warped walls and salmon ladders.

Granted. Your local ninja gym hires you whenever they need to fix an obstacle. But since the obstacles were built well, you're lucky if you work one hour a month. And you don't even get a discounted membership.

I wish people with aibohphobia and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia weren't afraid of this wish.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:43 pm UTC

SirGabriel wrote:I wish people with iPhone-phobia and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia weren't afraid of this wish.


Granted. I'm an Android person and I'll handle your wish with no hesitation.

I wish for the next verion of Android to be nicknamed "Poppyseed Cake".
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Fri May 11, 2018 5:49 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish for the next generation of Andrews to be nicknamed "Poppyseed Cake".


Granted. It's a dumb nickname for an Andrew.

I wish I had better social skills.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby LOLBeth » Fri May 11, 2018 7:11 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish I had better sociopath kills.


Granted! We reviewed the records of your last three murders, and you're targeting a much better class of sociopath this month.

I wish I could edit my post and add the wish I forgot to make.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 11, 2018 7:27 pm UTC

LOLBeth wrote: I wish I knew how to make wishes

Granted. What a fantastic wish!

I wish I could think of a really clever wish.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby LOLBeth » Fri May 11, 2018 7:32 pm UTC

heuristically_alone wrote:I wish I could blink at a really clever witch.


Hi, my name's LOLBeth! Would you like to be a frog?

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish earlier.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby threetwoone » Fri May 11, 2018 10:42 pm UTC

LOLBeth wrote:I wish I had forgotten to fish earlier.
Granted, but now you are blamed for not keeping the invasive population of fish at bay.

I wish to not lose my hearing whenever I hear something loud.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat May 12, 2018 12:46 am UTC

[quote="threetwoone"
I wish to not lose my bearing whenever I hear something loud.[/quote]

Granted. Have a compass.

I wish I knew in advance when plans would fall through.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sat May 12, 2018 6:03 am UTC

heuristically_alone wrote:I wish I knew in advance when pans would all poo.


Granted. Turns out pans never poo.

I wish heury had used the quote tag correctly.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby emlightened » Sat May 12, 2018 1:36 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish heury had used the quota correctly.


He did - he used up his entire quota and can't post for another week, until his next monthly quota.

I wish I had automatic bug-repellent.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sat May 12, 2018 7:08 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:I wish I had automatic hug-repellent.


Granted, but I don't know why you'd want that... :(

I wish to teach a man to fish.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby emlightened » Sat May 12, 2018 8:15 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish to teach Aman to fish.


Granted. You forget to teach him how to store fish, and he brings you a fish he's caught in gratitude each week, after about 4 days. Your house will never smell the same again.

I wish HOA was consistent.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun May 13, 2018 4:01 am UTC

i wish SOAP was consistent


the TV show is now consistent.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sun May 13, 2018 5:13 am UTC

phillip1882 wrote:I wish.


Wish granted.

I wish it was my birthday.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby emlightened » Sun May 13, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish it was my birth today.


Granted. Have fun learning to talk!

I wish pasta was free.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Sableagle » Sun May 13, 2018 1:07 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:I wish Pa's 'tache was fleas.
Yeesh. That's gonna itch.

I wish al MPs of our two main parties would drop dead right now.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby emlightened » Sun May 13, 2018 1:36 pm UTC

Sableagle wrote:
emlightened wrote:I wish Pa's 'tache was fleas.
Yeesh. That's gonna itch.
Serves the dick right.

Sableagle wrote:I wish Al empties our two main parties and drops dead right now.

Granted. You have nowhere to party and are accused of murder.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sun May 13, 2018 4:31 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:Once again there is no wish for marionic to misquote, just an empty void for him to fill with humour, but he knows the void will never completely be filled despite his best efforts.


Deep.

I wish people would wish!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Mon May 14, 2018 7:03 am UTC

marionic wrote:I wish people would wish to wish!


Ok. I wish to wish for a pizza.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Mon May 14, 2018 7:08 am UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish to fish for a pizza.

You manage to fish up a pizza but it's wet so it's not very appetising.

I wish for more videogames.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:27 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for more forum games.

Granted. Refresh the page, and you'll see about ten more counting games have started up.

I wish frogs could walk.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:04 am UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish logs could walk.


Granted. When a tree is chopped down, the pieces sprout legs and run around screaming in agony.

I wish logs couldn't feel pain.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:44 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish dogs couldn't feel shame.

Granted. If you have a dog, you do not want to go home.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:47 am UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish my house would mow itself.


Granted. You still have a house - with some assembly required.

I wish people of color weren't disenfranchised.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:32 am UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish pliers of wire weren't pulled out of the franchise.


Granted. You can still buy pliers at Home Depot.

I wish for the next poster's post.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby svenman » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:52 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish for the next poster's pot.


Granted. *passes the dutchie by the left hand side*

You are now either in possession of a cooking implement or of an illegal substance, take your pick.

I wish I could get some work done.
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