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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eviloatmeal » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:55 pm UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish I could play some guitar themes using nothing but a peanut.

You could make sort of a mini-ocarina. And if you could get some peanuts out of their shell without making too big of a hole in the shell, you could make a slightly larger mini-ocarina!

I wish I could go home and make some hot chocolate already!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Whizbang » Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:18 pm UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I wish I could go home and make some hot chocolate all randy!


Granted. When you get home, you will snuggle up close to some hot chocolate and tease it, licking the rim of the mug, twiddling the marshmallows, sticking a finger in to see if its hot...

I wish Philae was optimally located and anchored to fulfill its mission.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:57 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:I wish Philly was optimally located and anchored to fulfill its mission.


What exactly is Philadelphia's mission again?

I wish for an amazing cat.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eviloatmeal » Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:04 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:Granted. When you get home, you will snuggle up close to some hot chocolate and tease it, licking the rim of the mug, twiddling the marshmallows, sticking a finger in to see if its hot...

GOOMHR! Wait... that doesn't apply here. Get your telescope out of my living room window, Whizbang!

flicky1991 wrote:I wish to fork an amazon hat.

Can't let you do that, Star Fox!

I wish Sundays weren't a holiday.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:25 pm UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I wish Sundays were alcoholidays.

Granted. You can freely drink all you like on Sundays, but you still have work on Mondays.

I wish people would read email before responding.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:48 pm UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish people would wish before responding.


I wish for Forum Games posts to count towards my post count.

Granted. I wished before responding to your wish.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eviloatmeal » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:51 am UTC

Yablo wrote:You can freely drink all you like on Sundays, but you still have work on Mondays.

Hah! Joke's on you; I don't drink, and I don't work on Mondays!

marionic wrote:I wish I knew how to count.

Granted! You can now count to four!

I wish days were 25 hours long.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:14 pm UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I wish hours were 25 days long.


Things might get boring...

I wish there was more variety in cereals.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:09 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish there was more variety in sereals.


Granted. Serial numbers may now include ₤, ∂, and ╬. Good luck typing them in.

I wish I could have some chicken nuggets right now.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eviloatmeal » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:32 am UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish I could have some chicken nuggets for legs.

Granted.

I wish for ice cream.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:48 pm UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I wish for eye scream.

Granted. Ouch.

I wish for a teleporter.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eviloatmeal » Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:24 pm UTC

Earthling on Mars wrote:I wish for a teleprompter.

Uh... granted. Although it won't do you much good without the rest of the camera...

I wish it weren't so slippery outside.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:28 pm UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I wish I were a Slip 'N Slide.

Granted. During the summer months, fat kids belly flop onto you. The rest of the year, you're rolled up in the basement.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:19 pm UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish my throat was called "Bert".


Granted. Hi, Bert!

I wish for a free app for my phone that can create HTML files.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eviloatmeal » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:36 am UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for a free app for my phone that can delete HTML files.

Granted!

I wish for small elephants.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:48 am UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I wish for smelly elephants.


Granted. A whole square kilometer now smells like a zoo.

I wish there was a new forum game called derail-a-thread.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:00 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish there was an old forum game called Thread Necromancy.
Gradted.

I wish I wered't so sdiffly.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:34 am UTC

chridd wrote:we wish we wered't a wizzzard.

Granted. Youre a Sourcerer now.

I wish my acad drawing was done.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:59 pm UTC

Neil_Boekend wrote:we wish our crappy drawing was done.

Granted. :(

I wish this was my friend Catherine.
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(Or maybe this one.)
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:24 pm UTC

Earthling on Mars wrote:
I wish this was my friend Catherine.
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(Or maybe this one.)
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Granted, but your cat likes to retrieve mice instead of kicking them around, and likes to chew on shoes and bark at your neighbor's pets.

I wish for a real life missingno.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Thu May 07, 2015 10:19 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish for aerial knife kissing, yo.

Granted. You have a (very) brief career as a warm-up act for a clown who arm-wrestles a gorilla.

I wish tourists would go home.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Sat Aug 01, 2015 7:53 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish Taurus would go home.

Granted. The bull left.

I wish for a magic genie that doesn't misquote or corrupt my wishes.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:00 am UTC

Your wish for a genie that doesn't quote or correct your wishes has been granted.

I wish people would post in this thread more often.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:24 pm UTC

chridd wrote:I wish people would post in this thread more often.

Granted. I will post in that thread shortly, increasing its average number of posts per day by 0.25.

EDIT:
I wish I hadn't forgotten to include a wish when I first submitted this.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:55 am UTC

SirGabriel wrote:
chridd wrote:I wish people would post in this thread more often.

Granted. I will post in that thread shortly, increasing its average number of posts per day by 0.25.

EDIT:
I wish for a wish about a wish.


Granted. You've just made one about your own wish.

I wish people would explain their variables before they use them in mathematical textbooks.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby username5243 » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:51 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish people would explain their variables after they use them in mathematical textbooks.

Granted, they do, but a full 10000 pages after they use them. All the teachers in the country (and quite a few outside of it) get tired of turning pages.

I wish for a pet cat.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:27 pm UTC

username5243 wrote:I wish for a cowpat.

Ew. Granted.

I wish for perfect eyesight.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:39 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for permanent mouse height.

Granted. You'll never again have to worry about being taller than a few inches.

I wish I was still on vacation.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:44 pm UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish I was stolen on vacation.

Granted. You are kidnapped.

I wish I didn't cough.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yablo » Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:40 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish I'd get bumped off.

Granted. You are the victim of a brutal, old-school mafia hit.

I wish people would just do their jobs.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:41 pm UTC

Yablo wrote:I wish people would just lose their jobs.

Fine. The economy gets even worse.

I wish for a steak sandwich.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:47 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for snakes and a witch.


Granted. The witch controls the snakes with her magic and wraps them around you.

I wish to free my brother.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby somitomi » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:45 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish to flee from my brother.

Granted, your brother is now trapped in a locked room, giving you time to run away.

I wish I could invent something.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 17, 2016 3:34 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:I wish I could prevent something.


Granted, you prevent my brother from ever being trapped again. He is safe with me now. I don't know how I can repay you...

I wish I had some gift to give somitomi.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:09 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish I had some rift to give somitomi.

Granted. somitomi falls into the chasm you gave him. Poor somitomi. :(

I wish my wish won't be misquoted.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:51 pm UTC

Earthling on Mars wrote:I wish my wish won't be misscoated.


Granted, your wish will not be coated in anything but poison berry suace.

I wish for cats!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:57 am UTC

Peaceful Whale wrote:I wish for caps!
Your head is now piled with so many caps you can hardly support the weight.

I wish for a boyfriend.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:16 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for a girlfriend.


Granted, you two get married and live happily ever after

I wish for caps!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:38 am UTC

Peaceful Whale wrote:I wish for capes!
Your back is now piled with so many capes you can hardly support the weight.

Peaceful Whale wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I wish for a girlfriend.


Granted, you two get married and live happily ever after
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I wish for curry.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Sableagle » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:15 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:File with me: Irish fork. Hurry!
Granted: you get assistance in filing a cut-off piece of girder into an eating utensil.

I wish I could redirect surplus water from river to river around the world.
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