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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:50 pm UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:I wish for bees with tires to become the new world currency.

Granted. Cool!

I wish for 1,000,000 bees with tires.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Pjotr » Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:52 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for 1,000,000 fleas-for-hire

Granted. They use their bodies to spell out the words "We want 500 bees with tires a day, plus expenses. Each."

I dunno about y'all, but I wish those fleas would be gone. Can't afford them anyway.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:54 pm UTC

Pjotr wrote:I dunno about anything, but I wish those geese would be swans. Can't record them anyway.

You clearly don't know about anything. Geese CAN be recorded, Pjotr. Nevertheless, your wish is granted.

I wish for perfect spelling and eyesight.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby eculc » Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:47 am UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for perfect smelling and hindsight.


Well, as everyone says hindsight is 20/20. as for a sense of smell, granted.

I wish this game was easily breakable.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:27 am UTC

eculc wrote:I wish to tame this brave eagle.

Sounds good! Granted.

I wish for an awesome hat.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:41 am UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for a woesome vat.
Granted. Woe is your value-added tax.

I wish to become a successful and beloved celebrity entrepreneur.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:35 am UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:I wish to become unsuccessful as a beloved celebrity entrepreneur.

Granted. Who am I to judge your crazy wish?

I wish for Obama to raise the taxes in America to buy me an ice cream.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby dudiobugtron » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:58 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for Obama to raise the taxes in America on buying me an ice cream.

Granted. Despite how unconstitutional this is, no one complains. Enjoy your heavily-taxed ice creams.

I wish that everyone used expletives in their campaign speeches.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:58 pm UTC

I wish that everyone used laxatives in their campaign speeches.

Granted. Crap results.

I wish for crap results.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:36 am UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for crappy insults.


Granted!: You are so stupid that when you try to eat M&Ms alphabetically, you don't know where to start, and so dumb when you fall out a window you go up.

I wish my birthday was every month.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Pjotr » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:46 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish my birthday was this month.
Granted. Pfft, for all I know, it was already. Oh, congratulations!

I wish I was invited to Vytron's birthday party.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:42 pm UTC

Pjotr wrote:I wish I was imbibed at Vytron's birthday party.

Vytron, your party was good, and the Pjotr was excellent!

I wish I could remember everything that happened at that party...
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:49 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish I could forget everything that happened at that party...


Granted! You are able to forget what happened there, but only if you remember first!

I wish for a trained lion.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:32 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish for a trained Linoone.

Granted. It's level 75.

I wish for Pokemon X.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Pjotr » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:45 am UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for Malcolm X.

Granted. You are transported to Malcolm X College, where you meet Malcolm X and are given DVDs of the two documentaries and the feature film bearing his name. Could you be a little more clear as to what exactly you're wishing for next time?

I wish I could always make unambiguous wishes when in the presence of wish-granting entities.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby marionic » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:51 am UTC

Pjotr wrote:I wish I would always make amphibious wishes when in the presence of wish-granting entities.

Granted. You always ask to be able to breathe under water when genies are around.

I wish for a million grand.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby orangedragonfire » Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:50 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I wish for a million grapes.

Granted. I don't think you'll be able to eat them all before they go bad, though.

I wish marionic's grapes will be fresh for as long as he needs them to be.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby dudiobugtron » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:31 am UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:I wish marionic's underwear will be fresh for as long as he needs them to be.

Granted. He no longer needs to wash his underwear, and they always have that 'new clothes' smell. Apparently.

I wish that wishes were horses.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:08 am UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:I wish that whistles were horses.


Granted. So you're supposed to blow into the mouth of a horse really hard and then you get squeaky sound.

I wish history wasn't so full of non-sequitars.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:12 am UTC

bug sniper wrote:I wish history wasn't so full of non-sitars.

Granted. A lot more historical people are now sitars.

I wish to lead the Roman Empire.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby dudiobugtron » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:48 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Granted. A lot more historical people are now sitars.

I wish that lead to the Roman Empire.


Granted. Romulus and Remus disagreed over where to found Rome, so they had a sitar battle (like this, but with sitars). Each claimed they had won, and Romulus ended up beating Remus to death with his kaddu.

I wish for more histories to be reinterpreted with respect to sitar people.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:03 pm UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:I wish for more histories to be reinterpreted with respect to dead people.


Granted. Hitler's history is reinterpreted into, he wasn't such a bad guy after all. Albert Einstein is reinterpreted to be an idiot, dismissing all his theories as crazy rambles. And in general, the new interpretations suck.

I wish the Pokémon that were created after the RBY and GSC generations were as cool as the original pokémon of the RBY/GSC generations.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:05 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish the Pokémon that were created after 1000000 generations were as cool as the original pokémon of the RBY/GSC generations.

Granted. In 1000000 generations, Pokémon will be as cool as the original ones. (Of course, they haven't actually got worse than the originals yet, but still...)

I wish for toast.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Pjotr » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:37 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish to propose a toast.
Great, let me get some glasses and a nice bottle of bubbly.. what are we toasting to?

I wish the last post in the "Good news, bad news" thread hadn't reminded me of that [expletive] song..
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 pm UTC

Pjotr wrote:I wish the last post in the "Good news, bad news" thread hadn't reminded me of that fucking song..


Granted! Retroactively, the last post in the "Good news, bad news" thread didn't remind you of that fucking song. What actually happened is THIS post is causing you to remind you about that fuckinh song, through time up to the moment you read that post.

I wish for a Universe Simulator.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:46 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish for a Universal Stimulator.

Have fun with that...

I wish for the secret to eternal happiness.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:00 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for the secret to eternal damnation.


Granted! The secret is to continue posting in this thread, eventually you'll be eternally damned.

I wish people would misquote this and grant me a very cool wish.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:58 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish people would misquote this and nothing else.

Granted.

I wish for the ability to see ghosts.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby dudiobugtron » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:06 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for the ability to see Ghost in the shell.

Granted. You now own the DVD and a compatible DVD playing device and TV.

I wish for the ability to fit through any gap, however small.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:26 pm UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:I wish for the ability to fit through any cat, however small.

Granted. Any cat can freely swallow you.

I wish for awesome music skills.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Pjotr » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:41 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for awesome basic skills.
Granted. You can now read and perform simple calculations. Awesomely.
Time to start thinking about higher education maybe?

I wish I hadn't accidentally clicked 'submit' so I didn't have to edit this post.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:21 am UTC

Pjotr wrote:I wish I hadn't accidentally clicked 'submit' so I didn't have to eat this post.


Granted! You didn't have to eat that post, you just did it because you wanted.

I wish the forum had more than 100 different smileys.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:06 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish the forum had more than 100 different Mileys.

Granted. Quite a lot of users change their names all at once.

I wish to be challenged.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:59 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish to be chanted.


One for the money,
Two for the show
Three to get ready,
And four to GO!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
All good children go to heaven,
Some fly east,
Some fly west,
Some fly over the cuckoo's nest.

One, two buckle my shoe, three, four, close the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, close the gate, nine, ten, do it again.

Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat.


I wish to be a ninja.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:38 am UTC

Vytron wrote:I wish to be in India.

Granted. Have fun getting back. (Assuming that's not where you are...)

I wish for a funny story.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby ArDeeJ » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:59 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for a tummy glory.
...what?

I wish I knew what a tummy glory was.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby ShortChelsea » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:35 pm UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:I wish I knew what a tummy whory was.

It's a whore that deals exclusively in stomach related things.
I wish for deviled eggs.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:56 am UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:I wish for devil legs.

Granted. Your legs are now evil.

I wish for my own TV show.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby dudiobugtron » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:46 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for my life to be TV show.

Granted! Let's hear it for flicky1991, folks.

I wish that pineapples were a cross between pine nuts and apples.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vytron » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:41 pm UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:I wish that pizzas were made with pine nuts and apples.


Granted! They don't sell well, many companies go bankrupt with that recipe, and eventually, pine nuts and apples on pizza go out of fashion.

I wish we used chocolate as currency.
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