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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby 123 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:01 pm UTC

Crazyjosh wrote:
Phrozt wrote:I wish for my foot to be in Doug Naylor's S***.


granted, your foot now stinks of poo from a creator of Red Dwarf, good on you :?

I Wish for three full buckets of men named Ben, and two holes with drool.


Okay... :shock:
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Yarn » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:18 pm UTC

123 wrote:I wish for monkey


Good choice, granted!

I wish for carp rain!
*cough*

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby boring bore » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:04 am UTC

Yarn wrote:I wish for larp pain!


Granted, everyone playing decides to gang up on you and starts beating you with their foam weapons.

I wish I didn't have homework.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:35 am UTC

boring bore wrote:I wish my kid went to Rome to lurk.

Granted, your new bastard child is lost in Rome; Child Protective Services will be here shortly.

I wish for a tortilla with Pico de gallo.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Crazyjosh » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:06 pm UTC

Vohu Manah wrote:I wish for a tortoise with Pizza on the gallows.


Erm, why you'd WANT that is debatable, (as i my spelling) but GRANTED anyway

I wish to was my Irish Wristwatch
(Sorry if that's already here, i couldn't resist it)

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby FCN » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am UTC

Crazyjosh wrote:I wish to wash the Irish riffraff

Granted, but you are now surrounded by smelly Scots.

I wish to appear on Deal or No Deal and leave with a million bucks.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby asiekierka » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:53 am UTC

FCN wrote:
Crazyjosh wrote:I wish to wash the Irish riffraff

Granted, but you are now surrounded by smelly Scots.

I wish to appear on Deal or No Deal and leave with a million ducks.


You leave with a million ducks, which then you sell and turn into meat. You are haunted by Greenpeace for the rest of your life, evil destroyer.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby boring bore » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:34 am UTC

asiekierka wrote:I wish that everyone fished deer.


Granted, thousands upon thousands of fisherpeople die from the strain of hauling a deer out of the water, thinking that it was actually a huge fish. Furthermore, thousands of deer drown in oceans of lakes, and some drown in agony from the pain of having a hook in their mouth all the while.

I wish for wisdom.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:33 am UTC

boring bore wrote:I wish John Grisham.

Granted, but he begins reading the first draft of his new book to you. Unfortunately, this novel involves vigilante squirrel justice.

I wish for a million dollars and a masseuse.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby skellious » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:58 am UTC

Vohu Manah wrote:I wish for a million koalas and a moose.


Granted, you somewhat strange new owner of a large animal menagerie...

The koalas end up eating you out of house and home while the moose bites your sister.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Max2009 » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:10 am UTC

skellious wrote:I wish I was an android


Granted. One day you forget you're an android and go swimming.
The local authorities sue your parents for damage to the pool, and the parents of all the fried kids sue for manslaughter.

I wish I could pass all my exams easily.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:46 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:
skellious wrote:I wish I was an android


Granted. One day you forget you're an android and go swimming.
The local authorities sue your parents for damage to the pool, and the parents of all the fried kids sue for manslaughter.

I wish I could pass through all my exams easily.


Congratulations, you have just been shot in the head. You are now a ghost.

I wish I was invisible.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Phrozt » Mon May 24, 2010 6:37 pm UTC

kaimason1 wrote:I wish I was inevitable.


Done. Your place in history is cemented and no time traveling can/will ever change it.

I wish more ppl used this thread since it's much better than either of its counterparts.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Kromix » Mon May 24, 2010 7:28 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:I wish typed rigkrolling was cool, for the goose's neck!!!


OK, granted, now it is cool at your request.

I wish to have Phrozt's wish revoked!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby tastelikecoke » Tue May 25, 2010 4:18 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:I wish to have Phrozt's wish invoked!

Granted, I joins.

I wish I learned grammar correctly.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Kromix » Tue May 25, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:I wish I accidentally grammar .


Granted, now you can't write. you accidentally.


i wish for a wish to be corrupt :D
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Raptortech97 » Tue May 25, 2010 7:31 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:I wish to have my wish revoked!

Granted. In fact, I'm so nice that whenever you make a wish, it is granted then revoked. You die from sadness.

I wish I had the spare RAM and hard drive I promised to a friend.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed May 26, 2010 2:38 am UTC

Raptortech97 wrote:
Kromix wrote:I wish I had a spare unused RAM to supplement my long and hard drive that I promised to bring to a very close friend.


Granted.

I wish to learn magically powerful drawing skillz.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Kromix » Thu May 27, 2010 12:14 am UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:I wish i was a 15yr old Filipino kid


can't grant, you are already that.


i wish for less cowbells :D
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu May 27, 2010 2:08 am UTC

Kromix wrote:i wish for cowballs :D

Granted, but I don't know where it goes.

I wish flying carbonara

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Kromix » Thu May 27, 2010 5:53 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:
I wish mountain oysters

Granted... you have fun


i wish for a misquoted wish
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Fri May 28, 2010 7:06 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:I wish for a quoted wish

Granted ^

I wish I were not so sick.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby Phrozt » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:09 pm UTC

chridd wrote:I wish I were not such a prick.


Sorry, you'll have to take that one up w/your parents.

I wish my code would write itself.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby cjdrum » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:28 am UTC

Phrozt wrote:I wish my code would fight itself.

Um... Isn't it already? Anyways, granted. And now it fights with itself AND you.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby cjdrum » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:23 am UTC

I wish for a thousand dollars to spend as I wish.

//Sorry for not wishing earlier :oops:
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:17 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:I wish for a thousand dollars to spend while I wish.
Granted. However, you are nowhere near a store or anyone else who will accept your money, and you can't get there in the amount of time it takes you to make a wish, so the thousand dollars magically disappear.

I wish people would post in this thread more often.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby cjdrum » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:21 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish people would ghost my bed more often.
Granted. From now on, people put ghosts in your bed which haunt your dreams and you are never completely sane again.

I wish that people would ghost my bed more often.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby John Citizen » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:39 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:I wish that people would smash me over the head more often.

Granted, you have a severe concussion.

I wish for a planck energy particle accelerator.
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation"
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby cjdrum » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:04 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:I wish for a plank particle accelerator.
Granted. All your long pieces of timber or other wood, often found on the side of stereotypical pirate ships, are now faster than usual. Somehow.

I wish for somebody to misquote me.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:47 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:I wish for somebody to quote me.
Granted. However, they misquote you.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby John Citizen » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:35 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish I could not make a wish right now.

Granted. You are now trapped within a self-referential loop.

I wish I had a high current power source.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby MatteoTom » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:16 am UTC

John Citizen wrote:I wish I had a high current river.


Granted, it sweeps you away.

I wish for free petrol for life.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby cjdrum » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:18 am UTC

MatteoTom wrote:I wish for petrol for free life.

As in, you need to have petrol to have a free life? Granted.

I wish for qwertyuiop.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:56 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:I wish for ',.pyfgcrl.
Granted. You can now no longer type well on any keyboard other than your own.

I wish there was an electric outlet closer to me.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby cjdrum » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:03 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish there was an electric outlet around a fork which I will hold.

You want... To hold... A fork... Which is in an electric outlet? Granted.

J xjti gps opsnbm uzqjoh!
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:04 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:I wish GPS opened up, Joe!
Granted. Your GPS device opens up because it is broken. And your wish granter becomes confuse due to being addressed by the wrong name.

I wish I could decrypt any message in my head, just by looking at it.
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby MatteoTom » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:56 am UTC

chridd wrote:I wish I would encrypt everything I said.

Granted, but nobody can understand you.

I wish for more time to do HW.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby John Citizen » Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:57 am UTC

MatteoTom wrote:I wish for more time to receive HW.

Granted. You contract a stress disorder from the excessive workload.

I wish for a time machine.
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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby MatteoTom » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:07 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:I wish for a time mustache.

You wish for a time...mustache? Granted, you have 70s facial hair...

I wish I will win the lotto.

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Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Postby chridd » Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:14 pm UTC

MatteoTom wrote:I wish I will wish to win the lotto.
Granted. However, you wish it when there's no one around to grant the wish.

I wish to be in first place in the Thread Necromancy forum game.
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