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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Vytron » Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:48 pm UTC

What happened with the rules?
You bunch of fools
They asked for two lines,
And you're committing crimes

By filling entire pages
With your worthless rhymes
You should be put in cages
Get on with the times

I'm necroing this thread
So it doesn't go dead
You can call me Big Fuzz
Just like your mother does
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
Cheers Marsh'n!

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:06 am UTC

I'm sorry, but you're boring,
I mean please, don't rap no more
It's like you're whoring out the art form
Then giving an encore

Just 'cuz your rhymes are short
And you know how to complain
Doesn't meant that you don't suck
Don't mean you can play this game

Lemme be clear: Go home.
No fear should be shown
And take your shit with you,
Or it'll go down like a Thunderdome.
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby sco » Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:47 am UTC

so you don't like new players,
or you just scared that you'll get beat
Cause MC Scorch is here
and I'm bringing the heat.

Now Big Fuzz read the rules,
but not well enough.
It says minimum two lines
Sorry to school you Big Fluff

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby KrazyerKate » Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:33 pm UTC

I'm a lady with a mission,
listen what I've got to say
'cause I spit rhymes with precision
and I do it every day.
There is not
anyone as hot
as these words that I flow
Why don't you lot
sit and rot
while I make this NECRO!
OOOOOOooohhhhhh!

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:53 pm UTC

Where you'd say necro, I'd say bump,
And if you told me I was wrong
Then I'd tell you to hump your mom
(That's 'fuck your mother' in French).
Now please, take a seat on the bench
While I wrench this thread from the hands
Of the talentless fucks who wanna strand
it in lamesville, and can't make an original post
Except maybe to boast about some dumb shit
Just before they get toasted.

Let's take example one:
The chick above me who ruined my fun,
Who cannot fathom the number
of bump-raps I've written,
Who just up and lumbers in
And imitates me like a smitten kitten!
Well I'd be flattered
if she didn't suck so bad,
My jaw clattered to the floor
That flow was so sad,
So one last thing before I'm done:
Although I'm not saying you per se need to run,
Please, don't let your ass hit the door.
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Vytron » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:18 am UTC

Your rhymes feel so fake
They give a head ache!
After your flop
You should stop.

I can't remain awake
While you go with your drivel
I'd rather drown in a lake
Than listed to your snivel.

Do us all a favor:
Leave the battle with honor.
You had your fun
But now you're done.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
Cheers Marsh'n!

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:55 pm UTC

Been a while since I've posted, mate, I'm surely getting lazier
Camo seems quite mental, yet Kate is clearly 'krazyer'.
A mere 10 lines, yet she spits hot, clearly inciting fear
Her AAB CCB format, French sonneteer?

I don't smoke, but I type so fast, my view is getting hazier
My lines confuse, disorient, my lyrics they get mazier.
I come hard (that punintended), now the end is near
It's time to leave you undefended, and go and drink some beer.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby KrazyerKate » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:46 am UTC

"sad" and "bad"? "one and "fun"?
your rhymes ain't complex.
Tell me to fuck my mother? What?
Do I look like Oedipus Rex?
Nah.

You should tell me "we'll kneel"
'cause I'm the real deal.
If I leave a wound with words
I don't think she'll heal.

So watch out
Camoninja, 'cause I'm sensing some sores
did you think the job of bumping threads would always be yours?
I'm taking over.
I'm just better at it. Best you step down.
Quit posting shoddy rhymes and just give krazykate the crown.

'least that's what I'd have you do
but I know that you can't.
I know enough about you you,
you won't back down from a rant.
and so you'll post another post,
ugh, and you'll rhyme another rhyme
so just try and maybe show a bit of effort this time?

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:29 pm UTC

It looks a bit to me like ya been ignoring the facts,
Damn right I'll post again to bring down you fucking hacks.
Internal rhyme Ms. Kate,
You'd do well to look it up,
And I might be taking bait,
But I don't even give a fuck:
Some rhymes are simple, but some are complex
Bad and sad'll warm me up, but they're just a little flex:
Lemme say again: flatter/clatter, smitten kitten, you're a whore
I've written boast/toast, wrong/mom and many more
And you're scheme sure ain't perfect, so what the hell's in store?
Oh wait what, I don't care, it's always shit, so yet again, ass meet door.
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Vytron » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:54 am UTC

You ran out of steam
recycling is not cool.
It's lame to the extreme
And makes you look like a fool

Got something to keep me awake?
If not, you need a long break
Don't appear with copy paste
Which is such a waste.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:27 pm UTC

There once was a site; xkcd
Where people wanted to battle me
But their shitty response
and my calm nonchalance
Made each win a little too easy.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:58 pm UTC

I suppose I can help a brother out
It's awkward watching you whine and pout
I'd like to keep this mostly civil
But we'll see if I snap when you spew your drivel
-Adam

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:33 pm UTC

snip

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue May 28, 2013 2:50 pm UTC

Bump. C'mon guys, give me something to aim at.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:41 pm UTC

Yeah, the second page almost stole this thread,
But I was all haha NOPE you're not yet dead.
Does that make me a hero? YEAH PROLLY.
I'll accept appreciation in the form of ICE LOLLIES!

(Refrain: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-suckin all my ICE LOLLIES!)
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:55 am UTC

Bro, stop talking like those British-ass bitches,
Using those phrases is just asking for stitches,
I wouldn't forgive you if you gave me three wishes,
Better pray for luck if you the sort that's superstitious.
Now you know I'm not trying to be too malicious,
And I don't want to sound like I'm being repetitious,
But I got me a trigger finger, always itches:
I gotta talk shit, dissin' bros is so delicious.
And if I keep poppin' caps you'll be sleeping with the fishes,
But if I stop cappin y'all then I ain't gonna win no riches,
So you got no chance but to hope my computer glitches;
Until that day I'll never let up my raps pernicious -
Beat that.
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Carlington » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:28 am UTC

Hooooooooold up!
Camo, my man, you and I need to talk,
About this bullshit you're spittin' - c'mon, let's take a walk.
See, you've been talking out yo ass about cappin' these kids,
But now Carlington's here to show what real rhymin' is!

You wanna step to me? Boy, you must be jokin'!
Because my rhythm's hot and my lyrics are smokin'!
I'll keep on emphatically spittin' these
Melodramatically written rhymes - don't make me come school you a second time!
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Badion » Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:59 pm UTC

I'm gonna necro this thread
Gonna get in your bed then ill get in your head
whoop your butt in the dark out back in the shed

Lets liven things up and spit wicked rhymes
Im lookin for the old boys to chime in like wind chimes
Lots of people need to contribute like the march of dimes
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Carlington » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:57 am UTC

Well your rhyming's just swell,
but your rhythm's not funky!
You write beats as well
As a team of trained monkeys, or DUNKEY!
(...That's videogamedunkey, for those playing along at home)

And as for me,
Now I'll strike to kill;
'Cause as you can see,
My flow is so ill,

Spit bilingually,
It won't throw me off
I'll rhyme en français
lorsque je baise ta meuf!
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:00 pm UTC

I'm going to beg,
please stop posting stuff.
Your posts are like eggs,
because one is un œuf.

Your post gets beat -
then boiled or fried.
Can't take too much heat,
but at least you tried.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Badion » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:10 pm UTC

Roband is back in full effect
Spitting wicked rhymes at wicked times and criticizing my march of dimes and other rhymes
this guys full throttle is like a mo-ped on downers
even worse that steve martin in outoftowners
In his avatar he has a picture of Rob Starks head
but dude that guy was a wuss and now he is dead

GoT is a great freaking show
but the books were way better, I read them, i know
Now spoiler alert,
Spoiler:
Joffery dies from some poison that was put there by the old lady from highgarden but tyrion
takes the fall
its not that complicated, im sure you can follow, your a smart guy and all
One of these things is not like the others.
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:47 pm UTC

If it's spoilers you want, you got it chief!
But rhyming's hard, so I'll keep it brief!
Spoiler:
Kristin Shepherd shot J.R.!
Jon is the legitimate son of Rhaegar!
Nina's a traitor, and Teri is dead!
Tony Soprano gets shot in the head!
Michael Vaughn isn't who he seems!
Season 9 of Dallas is only a dream!
That's not Locke, it's the smoke monster posing!
The entire movie, Bruce Willis is decomposing!
-Adam

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:37 pm UTC

You're in the wrong game, you don't know what you're playing
There's a thread over there that better fits what you're saying
Although that's for fake spoilers, but maybe I'm wrong
But I'd rather you leave. Sayonara. So long!
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:23 pm UTC

Anyone out there wanna trade some posts over the next 6 or 7 hours?

It's easier when I'm aiming at someone ;)

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:18 pm UTC

Yo roband!

There's something I've been meaning to say!
You are what ignorant assholes would call "gay"!
But seriously brah, that's not my style
I prefer gems like "fat", "your mom", and "shitpile"

So: Hey shitpile, your mom is fat!
YEEEAH BOY HOW YOU LIKE THAT?
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:03 pm UTC

Ok, let's go, this shit got real.
Just took time out to call a meal.
So soon I'll eat that pizza slice,
then tear apart your lonely life.

Aitch is the Eighth in the list of twenty six.
Adam gained some weight cos he suckin' twenty dicks.
I see him as a mate, but he ain't up in this mix,
Here I am again, up to all my old tricks.

edit: lol at the fucking filter, now I wanna write a rap as Gollum

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:33 pm UTC

Guess what bud, I just pranked yo ass!
That pizza you hold, did it get there too fast?
Was the delivery man handsome just like me?
Haha, bitch, choke on my an-cho-vies!

Now that's some sweet-ass trickses, precious
And now I've stole your gollum... jealous?
Son, I eat your rhymes like meat and taters!
That's right, I said PO-TA-TOES, haters!
-Adam

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:20 pm UTC

The pizza's tasty, nice and cheesy
Just like you, got eaten easy.
Delivered fast, cos I tip well,
Stand up guy here, can't you tell?

You stole the precious - Gollum's pissed
That's the last time that I'll get dissed.
So how about we go with Smeagol?
Why didn't Gandalf solve the whole issue set about in the LOTR by flying directly to the volcano on the back of a Giant Eagle?

So, I bet you're one of those sneaky hobbitses,
As lairy as hairy as a foot on a hobbit is.
Gonna put you in a cage and lock it
I'll bet I guess what's in YOUR pocket.

That verse was fantastic, JRR Tolkien
So shut up now, hey robA is talkin'.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:39 pm UTC

You think I'd tell you my master plan, hell no!
The whole anchovie bit was a red herring... hey-oh!
You pizza tasted fine, but there's a subtle additive
In just a few minutes you'll be feeling that laxative!

Moving on to Tolkein
Is your mind broken?

The eagles don't answer to Gandalf, they're wild things
Gandalf's like "pretty please?" and they're all like "child, please!
"We ain't yo bitch, dog, and we ain't do what you say!
"But when we see you all dying, guess we'll save the day."
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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:54 pm UTC

Hey dude, do you have a tag team partner?
Or do you stand alone to face the laughter?

You've had three rounds, I think you're done.
Unless you start talkin' 'bout your gun.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:58 pm UTC

Hope you're up for running,
hope you're not too gassed.
Cause now you've mentioned gunning
I'm gonna cap yo ass!
-Adam

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:03 pm UTC

Nice. I'm done for now, unless someone else turns up.

All this made me want to listen to some hip hop - and writing whilst listening is tough.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:04 pm UTC

:D
-Adam

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:17 pm UTC

Anyone awake?

edit: how about today?

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:59 pm UTC

An edit won't bump, or even show as an edit for some reason. So I'm double posting.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Adam H » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:14 pm UTC

You're just now figuring out that edits don't bump?
You've been here for three years! What a goddam chump!
-Adam

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:21 pm UTC

Make a post, you're allowed, but it's not worth your labours
I listen to my rap so loud, you're glad we're not Neighbours

You're nothing but a joey, I'm a kangaroo.
I'm Tyson Chandler, you're Aldrich - who?
This rap verse is nothing but a means to some ends
We're Joey and Chandler, but we'll never be FRIENDS

Let's have a drink son, some late beers
Three, four, five, another?
It won't take me eight years
To tell you How I Met Your Mother.

No beer? Jack Daniels? I know my way round pubs.
Me drinkin' JD is the closest I get to you Scrubs.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby roband » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:53 pm UTC

The 'band is in session, so I've got one question
who'll end this recession? We need some congestion.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby Zeus Hammerspace » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:22 am UTC

All this forced rhyming is getting on my nerves.
I'm fairly convinced that you're mentally disturbed.
Run away boy, I'm gonna f*ck you up.
'Cause MC Hammerspace has got rhymes you just can't touch.

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Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:16 am UTC


Aw shit guess who's back with the one-year-bump!
it's three-six-five since we seen any action!
My flow's still better than any a' you chumps,
If you fuck with me you'll be left in traction!

My necro so strong, my thread's so long
me zombie raps will fuck you up
and make you face look wrong!

I hit this bong, I wrote this song,
If you wanna interrupt,
You'd best get gone!

Anyone on this forum can stand up and face me,
But they'd only ever wear my patience thin!
And no one on the globe could ever try to replace me,
Any game I'm playing I just win, win, win!
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