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Postby bbctol » Thu May 10, 2007 9:46 pm UTC

It's a good thing your mom's free, I don't have to pay good money at all.

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Postby Phenriz » Thu May 10, 2007 9:54 pm UTC

You're right, because i'm so good your mom pays me money.
I loveded you piggy, i lovded youuuu!!!

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Postby bbctol » Thu May 10, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

Pays you money to go away.

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Postby Phenriz » Thu May 10, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

and go visit your dad!
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Postby Ren » Thu May 10, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

Hey, you being away gives me more time with your mom.
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Postby Peshmerga » Thu May 10, 2007 11:23 pm UTC

Time to clean up her colostomy bag!
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby Belial » Thu May 10, 2007 11:34 pm UTC

Pesh, your mother and I are worried about this whole "poop" thing you have going.

Or at least, that's what she tells me between moans.
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 10, 2007 11:36 pm UTC

Moans directed towards me.

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Postby Belial » Thu May 10, 2007 11:36 pm UTC

Well, yeah. Because you called the face that night.

But I get it tonight.
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 10, 2007 11:44 pm UTC

Fine by me. In fact, I'll be busy that night. Bagging your mom.

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Postby Belial » Fri May 11, 2007 12:35 am UTC

Dude..that's your dad.
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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 11, 2007 12:54 am UTC

No, your dad's the one videotaping me tapping your mom.

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Postby Klye » Fri May 11, 2007 12:57 am UTC

No, you're the one videotaping your dad tapping your mom.
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Why would she say that?!?

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri May 11, 2007 4:33 pm UTC

Klye wrote:No, you're the one videotaping your dad tapping your mom.


Your mom and dad are borther and sister.



Your dad's got a hot sister.


Who I deserted last night.

I don't like cream.
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Postby Tractor » Fri May 11, 2007 4:55 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:I don't like cream.


Yeah, but your mom sure does.
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Postby Gilly » Fri May 11, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

She's more into your mum though. She told me last night.
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Postby MFHodge » Fri May 11, 2007 7:24 pm UTC

Akira wrote:
VTHodge wrote:
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Belial wrote:
Oh, your just jealous.


Nah, just fulfilling a necessary role. Someone had to make the joke, and someone had to groan at it.


Don't forget the third person who has to say he/she doesn't get the joke. Sadly, I am not that third person.


Any response about "not getting it" will just make me go post in the "Your Mom" thread ('cause she certainly gets the wood).


*ahem* dduuuurrr... I dun get it!

</third role fulfillment>


Well your mom damn sure got it. My wood. Every wet opening on her body and a couple of the dry ones.

(I didn't want it to come to this.)

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri May 11, 2007 8:59 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:(I didn't want it to come to this.)



Yeah.
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Postby Phenriz » Fri May 11, 2007 9:00 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:Yeah.


that's what your mom said when i asked her if she wanted it rough.
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Postby Jauss » Sat May 12, 2007 5:03 pm UTC

After learning the true meaning of the word. From me. This morning. While smacking her upside the head.
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Postby Gilly » Sat May 12, 2007 6:01 pm UTC

Which is what your mum gave to me last night.
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Postby davef » Sat May 12, 2007 7:08 pm UTC

Damn, this is thread going on forever....

Just like the sex I had. With your Mom. Last night.
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Postby Ren » Sat May 12, 2007 7:21 pm UTC

I had your mom's thread.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat May 12, 2007 8:11 pm UTC

I threaded your mom.
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Postby Klye » Sun May 13, 2007 12:24 am UTC

I posted in this thread while threading your mom.
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

Why would she say that?!?

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Postby peter » Sun May 13, 2007 5:36 pm UTC

Ew. Your mom's thread got all over me.

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Postby DonChubby » Sun May 13, 2007 5:39 pm UTC

I certainly got my "thread" all over your mom.
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Postby Peshmerga » Sun May 13, 2007 7:41 pm UTC

Your mom was certain.

Certain that I had put it in her pooper.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby German Sausage » Mon May 14, 2007 1:53 am UTC

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Postby __Kit » Mon May 14, 2007 2:08 am UTC

That face reminds me of the look your mum gave me when she was begging me for sex
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Postby Peshmerga » Mon May 14, 2007 2:35 am UTC

Your mother begged I stopped.

But I didn't.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby German Sausage » Mon May 14, 2007 2:45 am UTC

pesh, that avatar and your posts here make me think of an eight-year-old sex offender. it's creepy. i wanna get off the bus!
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Postby Klye » Mon May 14, 2007 3:05 am UTC

Your mom wanted to get off with my bus
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

Why would she say that?!?

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Postby Peshmerga » Mon May 14, 2007 3:23 am UTC

I got off when your mom was hit by a bus.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby SpitValve » Mon May 14, 2007 3:35 am UTC

i hurd ur mum leiks mudkips

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Postby Peshmerga » Mon May 14, 2007 3:56 am UTC

SHE FUCKING LUVES MUDKIPSSS!!!!1111
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby Gilly » Mon May 14, 2007 11:19 am UTC

Peshmerga wrote:SHE LOVES FUCKING MUDKIPSSS!!!!1111


Fixed.
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Postby Peshmerga » Mon May 14, 2007 11:48 am UTC

I fixed the hole in your mom.

By sticking it in her pooper.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby DonChubby » Mon May 14, 2007 11:55 am UTC

Peshmerga wrote:I fixed the hole in your mom.

By sticking it in her pooper.


The hole? :?
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Re: Your mom's face (split from Titles for some reason)

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:08 pm UTC

...I just necroed your mom...
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