Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

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Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby sir2you » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:37 pm UTC

Post sentences that contain lots of words that start with the same sound.

Example:

The perplexed passengers passingly ponder the pitiful plight of the poor planet Pugo. Soon said society sets sail for a sassy supernatural slumber, having snuffed it.

Drawings or pictures that compliment your sentences are encouraged. (Spoiler'd please)

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„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•* "There are two ways to live your life; as if nothing is *•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„
*•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„ a miracle, or as if everything is a miracle." - Einstein „‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby GrantSolar » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Josephine » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:25 am UTC

idea: start from A and go to Z then restart from there.

ex:
1.A words
2. B words



26. z words
27. a words
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby sir2you » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:03 am UTC

nbonaparte wrote:idea: start from A and go to Z then restart from there.

ex:
1.A words
2. B words



26. z words
27. a words


Sure why not. I'll think of one for B.

Banish ballistic boomerangs because the bout might go badly.

And I'm gonna post a Dr. Seuss rhyme just for it's awesomeness. =P

Spoiler:
Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can’t say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then Mr. Knox, sir.
Let’s have a little talk about tweetle beetles….

What do you know about tweetle beetles?
Well…

When tweetle beetles fight, it’s called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

And when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle…

…They call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle,
and…

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s an a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…

…They call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle,
and…

Now wait a minute Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call…

…A tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game us done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.


Say it fast.
„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•* "There are two ways to live your life; as if nothing is *•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„
*•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„ a miracle, or as if everything is a miracle." - Einstein „‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:14 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby SlyReaper » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:50 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Brooklynxman » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:39 am UTC

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We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:01 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby GrantSolar » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:40 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby thicknavyrain » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:46 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:49 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:17 am UTC

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(These don't actually have to make sense, right?)
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:26 am UTC

Nine nimble nuns necessitate nice new nunchaku.

They should make sense, that's how you affirm your alliterate adroitness, by being able to construct elaborate and silly sentences like this.
Anybody can just string words together randomly...
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:53 am UTC

Originally, Orpheus ordered orders originating on offsets, orchestrating an entendre of origami Hors d'oeuvre.
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:03 pm UTC

Pepe probably picked putrid piles of pickled peppers; Peter Piper picked piles of perfect pickled peppers previously.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:24 pm UTC

Oh gods, Q.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:31 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:38 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Lazar » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:02 am UTC

Tacitly turning trinitarians tarry traversing terrible, turbulent turnstiles, trying tentatively to tiptoe toward tasty treats.

[Meta: I hate to be the pedant, but strictly speaking, alliteration has to use consonants. The thread's title is an example of assonance, not alliteration. And even at that, assonance usually involves stressed vowels, not initial schwas - i.e. there's no stylistic term that specifies the repeating of initial vowels in particular. Anyway...]
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Duban » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:14 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby SlyReaper » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:19 pm UTC

Xenophobic Xavier explains his xylophone.

(X sucks for alliteration)
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

Yes, your younger yelling Yorkshire yodels yonder.

[edit: there is no alliteration for X, by the way. No words begin with the ks sound. You've alliterated the z sound :P]
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:41 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:58 pm UTC

There ARE more sounds than letters in the alphabet...

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby AJR » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:14 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:44 pm UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby darkspork » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:42 am UTC

Kind of the same as F, but w/e there.

We never did A.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:39 pm UTC

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The silent-letter-before-n alliteration.
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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Max2009 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:02 pm UTC

I thought of a new one!

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby cjquines » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:19 am UTC

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby Oflick » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:41 am UTC

Do I have to do "C"? I'm not sure if we're still following that. I did "I", because I'm a prick.

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby AvatarIII » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:54 am UTC

Why would William wear wellingtons when it wasn't wet where William was?

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Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

Postby XTCamus » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:19 pm UTC

Although apathy appears after an ample assortment, alliterative adroitness anecdotes are almost always artistic, attractive and appealing. Anyone? Anyone? Alas.


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