Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby userxp » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:33 pm UTC

Indeed so.
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Most indeededly.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:20 pm UTC

my co-pilot is a hot cup of cappuccino .

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:58 pm UTC

I should report you to the proper authority for discrimination!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:01 pm UTC

OW my non corporeal limbs!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:20 pm UTC

"I have the consolation to reflect that during the period of my administration not a drop of the blood of a single fellow citizen was shed by the sword of war or of the law." - Thomas Jefferson, 1818

"Bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran!" - John McCain, 2008

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:33 am UTC

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hey

Stranger: i love 4chan

Stranger: this site is totally hillarious

Stranger: and crzy

Stranger: most craziest site in the world

Stranger: lol

Stranger: agree

Stranger: oh yeah ?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: did u saw neo-nazi in that site man /

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: man that's for explantion

Stranger: thanks*

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:17 pm UTC

These candies are chalky and unpleasant!

...And what is this emotion you humans call "wuv"?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:46 pm UTC

the wheels on the anti-matter ship go wub wub wub!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:26 pm UTC

Oh, be a fine girl, kiss me, SMACK!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:01 am UTC

why does my keyboard love me so? its just so dang rattley......

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:35 am UTC

I don't know, especially since standardized testing is fairly common.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:45 pm UTC

my god, look at this man's moustache! its full of blood! my god sir, that is alot of blood! come look at the blood in this man's moustache!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Tomato.

Postby userxp » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:48 pm UTC

I'm Gay
be Newell.

POOTISpencer here.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:37 am UTC

What are you doing wearing that stupid man suit?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:52 pm UTC

Heh. Heh heh.

Man alive, it's been so long since someone referred to it as "the Information Superhighway". Hey! Just let me telegram this to my friend in Rhodesia. DEAR FRIEND STOP STOP USING OUTDATED TERMINOLOGY STOP ACTUALLY DON'T STOP STOP IT'S CUTE STOP




LOVE YOU STOP

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:24 pm UTC

I like hair.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:03 am UTC

Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:13 am UTC

"It never dawned on me that Lewis Carroll was commenting on the capitalist system. I never went into that bit about what he really meant, like people are doing with our work. Later, I went back and looked at it and realized that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, 'I am the carpenter.' But that wouldn't have been the same, would it?"

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:45 am UTC

Hungry? Eat.

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Spoiler:
LuNatic wrote:
Dear FCN,
You are:
a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
or
b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby eculc » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:50 am UTC

No thanks, I'd rather eat both of my shoes.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:06 am UTC

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:30 am UTC

Nebonchodoncho.
Nebonch...odoncho.
Nebonchodoncho.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby dziadek1990 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:35 am UTC

I looked at the mailbox, thinking: 'I'd rather use a pudding, than a hammer to organize my concrete stamp collection'

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:12 am UTC

A wicked man is trapped by the desires of his own heart, but the righteous have no shame when they fart.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Fizzybobnewt » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:00 am UTC

If they knew what we had we would know 'cause it's the weapon they have but it's our weapon of choice. Laser Beans.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:03 am UTC

Nevermind, Evengeduld is right. I retract my claim. I should've checked my sources more carefully.
Spoiler:
LuNatic wrote:
Dear FCN,
You are:
a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
or
b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby snoods » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:25 pm UTC

There are 10 types of people in this world. I'm not one of them.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

CHANGE PLACES!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:40 pm UTC

We-he-hell, don't that beat all?
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3rdtry wrote:If there ever is another World War, I hope they at least have the decency to call it "World War 2: Episode One"

doogly wrote:murder is a subset of being mean

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sruixan » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:49 pm UTC

We were expecting your shadow, but found instead the biggest pair of eyes you've never seen. We wish they hadn't blinked now.
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
One hot summer's night Lorraine said: "It's time for you to see the lighthouse"
Dr. Ivanovich, was it really necessary?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby snoods » Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:45 pm UTC

I don't like haikus
I find the rythm silly
No really. I don't like Haikus. It's lazy poetry.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:31 am UTC

YOUR MOM!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:44 pm UTC

I recall seeing the Bing! Maps car drive past at one point, but I can't for the life of me recall where I was at the time.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:27 pm UTC

Lord, grant that I may seek to fuck rather than to be fucked,
to be sucked rather than to suck,
to masturbate rather than to hate.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:32 pm UTC

Communism is a pretty cool guy. Eh redistributes welath and doesn't afraid of anything.
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3rdtry wrote:If there ever is another World War, I hope they at least have the decency to call it "World War 2: Episode One"

doogly wrote:murder is a subset of being mean

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:06 am UTC

Sometimes I necro old threads in the hope that RealGrouchy had bookmarked them.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:17 am UTC

Este juego me gusta. Me gusta mucho.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:37 pm UTC

And then she screamed.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:46 am UTC

I will never touch a kumquat for that very reason.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby userxp » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:26 pm UTC

Beep boop son, beep boop.


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