Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:33 pm UTC

It was that episode of Seinfeld that got me through the date.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:44 pm UTC

*Burps*
Thank you, that was my celery.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:12 pm UTC

Damn these tomatoes. Damn them to HELL!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:59 pm UTC

Well, Abraham Lincoln is KIND of a religion.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby UniqueScreenname » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:49 pm UTC

My mother said if you have nothing nice to say, you should sing it to lessen the blow.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:52 pm UTC

You're lying! And I can't prove it!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:48 pm UTC

When Einstein discovered relativity he was on a date with is future wife, looking up at the stars from the hood of his car. When was the last time you did anything notable on the hood of a car?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:04 pm UTC

Yes! And it's all thanks to famine!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:28 pm UTC

We all know what happens in hollywood after 4:13am.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:29 pm UTC

As he fell out of the car and his head hit the pavement with a crack, he was glad of one thing - his lactose intolerance.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:32 pm UTC

When it started to rain he knew he was glad he had passed that math final 18 years ago and he done it with out wearing crocs.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby BlackHatSupport » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:30 pm UTC

But he knew one thing: a killer was still out there. With a cheese.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:56 pm UTC

Evil beware - we have waffles.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:11 pm UTC

"I heart sharpies" were the last word she ever wrote and she still deeply regrets it.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby UniqueScreenname » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:23 pm UTC

If I walked through that door right now, would you be surprised to learn I was a hologram?
PolakoVoador wrote:Pizza is never a question, pizza is always the answer.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:58 am UTC

I've seen it - the plot twists in a different direction entirely.
Spoiler:
It turns out that the giraffe is a cop.
Spoiler:
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a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
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b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:38 pm UTC

I want this fight to go down in history as the "Springtime Sushifest".
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:39 am UTC

Hi ho, hi ho. To Pluto I must go.
PolakoVoador wrote:Pizza is never a question, pizza is always the answer.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:02 am UTC

So if you twerk the code like this, people will find it much harder to eat all the squirrels in one go.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Spots » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:57 pm UTC

Are you saying I'm short?!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:31 pm UTC

Defence, I said! Defence!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:32 pm UTC

If you read this backwards, it's complete gibberish.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:07 am UTC

Find the truth - you know it to be within your mother.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:42 pm UTC

Then he saw the floor wax. And he knew it was too late.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby The_Last_Guy_In Line » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:22 pm UTC

Lemonade. That was the last thing he drank because we had no Iced tea.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:07 pm UTC

And then, of course, when you add it all up, one way or another, the final result, in a funny sort of way, is-
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby CreativeUsername » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:11 pm UTC

Fucking Tacos Man.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby CreativeUsername » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:18 pm UTC

But Jesus, Cheez-Its are good with Mouthwash Enhancer...

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby brakos82 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:24 pm UTC

I plead the 5th and 21st.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby CreativeUsername » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:14 pm UTC

My life regret.. Is that i never popped the last bubble on the bubble wrap.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:24 pm UTC

Danger approaches, sees what it is up against, and quickly takes its leave.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:43 pm UTC

A Zen retreat? NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER, DO OR DIE, MAGGOTS! And then the man was enlightened.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:58 pm UTC

Her beautiful shiny face stared at him, curry dripping upwards off her bald head.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:15 am UTC

There, wolves. They're wolves. Their wolves. There, their castle.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:02 pm UTC

If it hurts, don't bite it.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Badion » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:08 pm UTC

I like my hat
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:39 am UTC

Trapezoids, everywhere.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thorgold » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:56 am UTC

My keyboard has invisible dwarves in the clockworks. I need some WD-40 to flush 'em out.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:09 pm UTC

There are BEES on your honey.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:33 pm UTC

Like it? I thought of it when I was thinking of it. I like it.
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