Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:01 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:24 am UTC

Beauty and the Beast. The beast is secretly a handsome-sexy-handsome prince... and the Beauty is... Emma Watson? <3
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:02 pm UTC

It isn't mellifluous enough?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:44 pm UTC

Wow. You stopped my curry from dying!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:58 am UTC

Let's cut to the chase kid I know you don't care what my middle name is! If you keep talkin' that "blah-blah-blah" you ain't getting this nah-nah-nah... not in the back of my car-car-car. If you keep talkin' that "blah-blah-blah-blah...." A song by Kesha.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LaserGuy » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:06 am UTC

The bear and the maiden fair.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:45 am UTC

*Chokes up and gets teary-eyed.* My step family... died... on a hunting expedition. Bears... slaughtered. Them. Mercilessly. Don't ever ever talk to me about the kindness of bears and maidens fair.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:05 pm UTC

Meanwhile, in space...

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:51 am UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:54 am UTC

I'm too nondiagonalizable for that, silly!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:25 pm UTC

Really, what's so important about the word "Nucleus" anyway? lol
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:35 pm UTC

How many loops is that now?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:59 pm UTC

moooooody
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:03 pm UTC

Yes, but this isn't just any password lock -- It's the password lock of your ★Dreams★

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:06 pm UTC

View the profiles of people named Fghj H. Join Facebook to connect with Fghj H and others you may know.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:32 am UTC

I am a Model and a Goddess... AND I can do the Moon Walk. Ha-ha~ <3
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:37 am UTC

I DON'T WANNAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:49 am UTC

Its too dark in here. Lemme grab a light real quick.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:58 am UTC

Covered in ink?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:03 pm UTC

/me writes graffiti on bathroom stalls w/lipstick and then runs away breathy giggling.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:11 pm UTC

Fuzzy tail.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:51 pm UTC

I found a puppy! Can we keep it, daddy? Can we, can we, can we?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:54 pm UTC

I need a man who knows how to handle his recycling bins.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:55 pm UTC

And then turn left when you pass the main office. It'll be the third door on your left.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:57 pm UTC

"I've called on you to take out a very important enemy: Your own mother, who is scheming against our nations right now, plotting our downfalls as we speak... with motherly love. Your mother is gonna bomb us with her motherly love and You need to stop her. As a soldier. FOR AMERICA. *Eagles screeches in the background and the military officer salutes with respect.*"
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:58 pm UTC

Apples don't just grow on trees, you know.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:59 pm UTC

Don't listen to me when I'm talking to you!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:02 pm UTC

I love this song.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:05 pm UTC

"Just one touch and baby I believe~ This is real. Let's run away and never look back, no we'll never look back! Teenage dreams..." by Katy Perry.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:09 pm UTC

under the table, what an odd fellow
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:22 pm UTC

I'm sorry it has to end this way, brother. Oh, you say I'm not? Too bad boy. It's time for an AGNI KAI FOR Honor and the Fire Lord/Lady crown/hairpin.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:25 pm UTC

The floor is lava.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:29 pm UTC

"Ooh you just can't stay away from trouble, can you?" - Succubus

"Look but don't touch." - Succubus

"Don't try to take what you can't afford." - Succubus

"THIS IS NOT in My Contract!" - Imp

"CAN'T WE ALL just get along?" - Imp

"I don't like this place." - Voidwalker

"Send me back...." - Voidwalker
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:33 pm UTC

2 + 2 = 5

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:07 pm UTC

Improve my speech, thanks.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:16 pm UTC

I am here to save you from your pancakes.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:32 pm UTC

GUILTY GUITAR
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:21 pm UTC

You should have fallen asleep already.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:44 pm UTC

You'll never take me alive or dead!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:21 pm UTC

Hinata Hyuuga takes the Gentle Fist fighting stance prepared to face down her own cousin Neji Hyuuga. Lower branch and higher branch face off in the arena to graduate. Hinata gets pummeled and goes down for the count w/internal injuries from Neji's Gentle Fist. Med Nins cart her away and she resolves never to fight her cousin again. In her head 'cause she unconscious being taken away by Medical Ninjas for treatment for her heart fluttering erratically.
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