Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby drconcon » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:59 am UTC

The trojan horse has done it again!
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Exotria » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:59 am UTC

Are you sure about that, Diving Duck? I can't imagine the reciprocations of thine honest stamp of Google Kingdom. Whereabouts is this sideleg? INFERIOR GOODS ARE SMEXY<5, AIDSHOLES.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:06 am UTC

Yes, I understand that, but what will we do with 400 jars of preserves.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

I smucked your mother
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Babam » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:49 pm UTC

Oh how I love the summers breeze on my wonderfull tail!
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby drconcon » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:30 pm UTC

When in doubt, vandalize Wikipedia pages.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Exotria » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:35 pm UTC

Sex.
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The confusing one. I think you should pick a different fence.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby bookishbunny » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:32 am UTC

You need to air that out.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Exotria » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:37 am UTC

You're a spittle sternum, sport and clout. Introducing the old Mono-logos, when logic is SAME. Ghetto pork is the second eat worth forking. Irreverent for YOUR purposes, gingersnaps!

FUCK SWEARING
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The confusing one. I think you should pick a different fence.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:16 am UTC

swear fucking
i mean cmon, we are getting rhinovirus from this
WHY?!
because of the penguins of communism, and otter refridgerators
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby bookishbunny » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:19 am UTC

Fuchin' otters.

(Okay, that wasn't a non-sequitor.)
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:25 am UTC

this is not 7/11 this is Iranistanbul
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Babam » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:33 am UTC

eh? Eh ? AAAYYY!?
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:34 am UTC

im sorry vending machine does not computer you win your epic fail at the door of the lolcats building
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby mrorange » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:10 am UTC

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby poprocks and coke » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:19 am UTC

No, you can't divide by lemur.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby mrorange » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:35 am UTC

toast, that is all.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Exotria » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:48 am UTC

Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. That's four of her. Bacteriophages insinuate fornication of the Joy Berries. Irritable penguin dandruff lettuce fell upon the sty key to swap porches with that mayor.

The alcoholic sorbet tortured by Gandhi splintered and fell, lying to the Old Testament and stealing her shoe.
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The confusing one. I think you should pick a different fence.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby GrimReaper » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:49 am UTC

Where did my bonnet go?
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby InstinctSage » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:48 am UTC

Some sort of rescue toaster, thank god.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:49 am UTC

Get the icing off the dinosaur, please. I'll ask you nicely to never pull that stunt again. You're setting the economy up for danger with those tweezers.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby RSMaster » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:07 pm UTC

No, tumor is not a super power.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:24 pm UTC

why did you flat iron the hobos jones
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Red Hal » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:46 pm UTC

No daughter of mine is going out in a Robert Robinson costume!
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Plasma Man » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:52 pm UTC

A pie, a pie, my kingdom for a pie.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:29 pm UTC

Don't bring your dog to the debate. We don't need him to butter the toast.

Exotria wrote:Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. That's four of her. Bacteriophages insinuate fornication of the Joy Berries. Irritable penguin dandruff lettuce fell upon the sty key to swap porches with that mayor.

The alcoholic sorbet tortured by Gandhi splintered and fell, lying to the Old Testament and stealing her shoe.

I'd like to point out that one may successfully incorporate this into a song.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:31 pm UTC

aparently potatoes are cool
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:37 pm UTC

I thought they were hot. But that's the cheese, isn't it?
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:46 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby crazyjimbo » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:48 pm UTC

7!? Oh wait... 8.

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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:30 am UTC

jack bauer is looooooooooooooong
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Megatriorchis » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:52 am UTC

I never thought the canoli would make it there. The purple one got to it first, followed by the seven and the pelican. But the briefcase is still closed and I can't forget it with this tiger hanging around. It's really annoying how it sings with the parrots and steps on the babies in the baskets of apples.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby [.root/fail] » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:33 am UTC

I think that monkey just diagnosed me with "a severely low blood-cheese content"
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby InstinctSage » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:25 am UTC

I straight up roasted that tupperware.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby mrorange » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:00 am UTC

you can never have too much garlic.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby CVSoul » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:32 am UTC

That's not a vasectomy. Call a spayed a spayed, and nothing but a spayed.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Megatriorchis » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:43 am UTC

There's no sex in the champagne room.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby mrorange » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:47 am UTC

its like some sort of ancient pencil kung-fu

(old off topic parens, a champagne room sounds excellent)
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby Megatriorchis » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:33 am UTC

Yes, and sex in it would be great if there weren't so many fish.
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Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

Postby TheAmazingTD » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:56 am UTC

How many time do I have to say it? Twist LEFT to unscrew!
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