Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:42 pm UTC

It doesn't go up!

[note: I get a lot of these from my classmates' conversation]
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:43 pm UTC

Fire! In the window!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:58 pm UTC

He is the Yo-yo champion.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:50 pm UTC

Don't crumble. Swear on it.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:09 pm UTC

Chief Judge Frank H. Easterbrook used an interrobang in the 2012 Seventh Circuit opinion Robert F. Booth Trust v. Crowley.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:54 pm UTC

Do I have to make a rule about not sharing your dinner?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:43 pm UTC

It was worse than I ever imagined.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:52 pm UTC

I can't spea
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:29 am UTC

I hadn't known how owls could land on four arms so demonstrably.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:04 am UTC

They don't have turkeys in Turkey.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:49 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:37 pm UTC

Currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:03 pm UTC

Somehow, Brian, I expected more of you.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:06 pm UTC

猫がいます。
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:13 pm UTC

You know, there is another definition of non-sequitur. By posting random stuff in this thread, we are posting in the context of "say weird shit", so any weird shit we say is not a non-sequitur.

Therefore, THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:10 pm UTC

Lee knows how to cheese.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:05 pm UTC

You are still doing it wrong. Therefore, I am the Noodle Master.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

*regenerates into mindy*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:33 pm UTC

I think Flicky is not trying. Therefore, it is time for more Spiderman:
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:01 pm UTC

Viva la spaghetti.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:36 pm UTC

This is not working. I really am being serious, and not just typing random shit. Therefore, someone needs to kill the Rubber Band Beast.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:13 pm UTC

MOOOOOOO
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:52 pm UTC

Brian, you are starting to sound like Freezeblade. Constantly interrupting everything, like an overstimulated cow. Therefore, we should give you Adderall.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:14 pm UTC

I see from our records that you are printerphobic.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:44 pm UTC

Goddammit. You are undermining this thread. Therefore, you should watch The Incredibles.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

bbot
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:35 pm UTC

I have yet to make the effort to change my avatar. Therefore, ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:36 pm UTC

Plug it in and print it out.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:20 pm UTC

This entire page, except for one post from fabiguy, is dominated by us going back and forth over this. Therefore, we should invite Pinkie Pie to the memelord gang.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:36 pm UTC

I see pickling. I'm not about that.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 01, 2017 7:29 pm UTC

Random traffic cone. It just tastes better.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 01, 2017 7:43 pm UTC

I'm glad you're no longer.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 01, 2017 7:45 pm UTC

can anyone tell me how to be a werewolf? thanks
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 01, 2017 7:46 pm UTC

Clever your mind.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 01, 2017 8:07 pm UTC

Not according to Boss Bear
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:10 pm UTC

Ouch! Careful what you read.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:35 pm UTC

You see, what I did is insert the other kind so that it is truly out-of-context, like it should be. [I really am serious about this, guys] I will never do that again. Therefore, I will now go find some random thread to necro.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:37 pm UTC

perpineappplen
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 01, 2017 11:03 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 02, 2017 5:13 am UTC

I goof understand, what do you goof when you say I replace words with "goof"?
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