Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Benevolent Lion
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Postby Benevolent Lion » Sun May 27, 2007 7:58 am UTC

Yo ho ho, with chemically toxic snow!
Oohhh, Sexy girlfriend!

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Postby Rockapotamus » Sun May 27, 2007 6:17 pm UTC

It becomes clear that House cannot separate fact from fiction, as hallucinations begin to get a stronger grasp on his sense of reality, from hitting Wilson to eating tacos.
This is the end of the post.

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Postby mrguy753 » Mon May 28, 2007 4:53 am UTC

Obviously, someone forgot to add the cream cheese; otherwise, I would be passed out on the sofa right now.
I sing anyway.

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Postby __Kit » Mon May 28, 2007 8:30 am UTC

"I have a cunning plan Master Blackadder..." - Baldrick
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German Sausage
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Postby German Sausage » Mon May 28, 2007 1:40 pm UTC

your cowlick is on the wrong side.
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
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Postby bbctol » Mon May 28, 2007 1:49 pm UTC

Surely you aren't aware of the cheese!?

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Postby P.L.I.N.G » Mon May 28, 2007 6:03 pm UTC

Speaking of yoghurt, how do I get to the auditory?

Standard line we use at among my friends when we change to a different subject
"Before you judge a man , walk a mile in his shoes.
Therefore, when you judge him, you are a mile away from him and have his shoes"

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H.E.L.e.N.
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Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Mon May 28, 2007 11:34 pm UTC

dwaggins!

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Postby Patashu » Mon May 28, 2007 11:44 pm UTC

This is not a non-sequitor.

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Postby Xial » Tue May 29, 2007 12:38 am UTC

But truly, how can we even know if the elephant is in the tree?

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Postby mrguy753 » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:35 am UTC

Known some call is air am.

(three cheers for whoever gets the reference!)
I sing anyway.

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Postby Darth Eru » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:00 am UTC

"On any other day, that would seem strange."

^^Perfectly applicable quote, therefore perfectly in context, therefore a perfect non-sequitor in a non-sequitor thread.

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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:05 am UTC

Oh, bad grief.
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

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Postby bbctol » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:18 pm UTC

Yea, though my faith may bend in wind and storm, it shall never break, for I am like the tree the standeth by the river Jordan; thy words nourish me and sustain me, and keep my faith strong.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:20 pm UTC

bbctol wrote:Yea, though my faith may bend in wind and storm, it shall never break, for I am like the tree the standeth by the river Belial; thy words nourish me and sustain me, and keep my faith strong.


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Postby lominsky » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:56 am UTC

but seriously, what are you wearing?

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Postby evilbeanfiend » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:20 am UTC

i have the proof but it won't fit in this margin.
in ur beanz makin u eveel

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Postby Balthamos » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:46 am UTC

It's not possible to fry an egg with a bicycle powered hair dryer...

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Postby German Sausage » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:53 am UTC

self-consciously psychedelic. (thats right, __kit, self-consciously psychedelic!)
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L

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Postby The LuigiManiac » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:07 pm UTC

Didn't you hear? 2+2≠4!
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

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Postby joeframbach » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:21 am UTC

Please, just get down from the ceiling fan. Don't make me get the sqrt gun.

EDIT: changed "squirt gun" to "sqrt gun"
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Postby bbctol » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:24 am UTC

The zeppelins! They've eaten the cookies!

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Postby Col. Mustard » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:20 am UTC

But, what will we do if the badgers defeat us squirrels in the war? Will we resign ourselves to their tyranny? I say NO!! I say we take up arms and defend our way of life! I say we take the fight to their burrows, to the place THEY call home. We will show them no mercy as they have shown us none. Then they will know the true depth of our resolve, the true power of the Squirrel Nation!!

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Postby Marbas » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:24 am UTC

Excuse me god sir, I have to return this electric chair as it has begun to speak in Mandarin. What? No I don't have a pineapple in my shin! Are you on my drugs man? It is a steak, and it's embedded in my cornea!

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Postby __Kit » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:37 am UTC

I'm a sooong froooom the sixties!!
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Postby Maseiken » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:52 am UTC

If there was a man, who saw a man, who ate a haddock, why did the last Kraken eat Magical Trevor?
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:00 am UTC

Yes ma'am that is a gun in my pocket, because I am most certainly not happy to see you.

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Postby Dingbats » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

Thank you God, I am bored.

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Postby dumbclown » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:55 am UTC

What happened here. It looks like you lost it.

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Postby bbctol » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:02 am UTC

No.

THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAAAAA!

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Postby UnidentifiedFlyingCupcake » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:17 am UTC

*bump*

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Postby Joshua » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:44 pm UTC

So's your face.

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Postby sillybear25 » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:11 pm UTC

I feel a craving for mayhem. Biscuits, too...
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Postby bbctol » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:12 pm UTC

Blessed be the Bomb, and the Holy Fallout.

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Postby debuggingRL » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:04 pm UTC

The spoon is too big. The SPOON is too BIG. THE SPOON IS TOO BIG!
...
I am a banana.

Eleven
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Postby Eleven » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:38 am UTC

It almost feels cold enough to be a moose. But surely you know that meese don't wear Skechers.

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Postby Poker » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:48 am UTC

You find yourself in a cavern. You cannot see, feel, hear, or taste anything, and are not even sure of who you are.

>>SMELL

You smell a wumpus. The wumpus ate you. You can't win this game, so don't even bother trying.

>>UNDO

Move undone.

>>STUMBLE AROUND BLINDLY

You somehow manage to avoid a pit and lure the wumpus into it.

But then you fall in.

I told you you couldn't win this game!

Eleven
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Postby Eleven » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:39 am UTC

Hey, HEY! Easy on the origami, crane boy!

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Postby Caligula » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:41 am UTC

Destiny Sparrow strikes again!

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Postby Eleven » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:44 am UTC

Well, damn, I didn't mean that hard.


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