xkcd

by **userxp** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:33 pm UTC

Indeed so.

Most indeededly.

Yay pagetopper! I'm so proud of this post.

by **Tomlidich** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:20 pm UTC

my co-pilot is a hot cup of cappuccino .

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:58 pm UTC

I should report you to the proper authority for discrimination!

by **Tomlidich** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:01 pm UTC

OW my non corporeal limbs!

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:20 pm UTC

"I have the consolation to reflect that during the period of my administration not a drop of the blood of a single fellow citizen was shed by the sword of war or of the law." - Thomas Jefferson, 1818

"Bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb Iran!" - John McCain, 2008

by **Felstaff** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:33 am UTC

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hey

Stranger: i love 4chan

Stranger: this site is totally hillarious

Stranger: and crzy

Stranger: most craziest site in the world

Stranger: lol

Stranger: agree

Stranger: oh yeah ?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: did u saw neo-nazi in that site man /

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: man that's for explantion

Stranger: thanks*

You have disconnected.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:17 pm UTC

These candies are chalky and unpleasant!

...And what is this emotion you humans call "wuv"?

by **Tomlidich** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:46 pm UTC

the wheels on the anti-matter ship go wub wub wub!

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:26 pm UTC

Oh, be a fine girl, kiss me, SMACK!

by **Tomlidich** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:01 am UTC

why does my keyboard love me so? its just so dang rattley......

by **farnsworth** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:35 am UTC

I don't know, especially since standardized testing is fairly common.

by **Tomlidich** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:45 pm UTC

my god, look at this man's moustache! its full of blood! my god sir, that is alot of blood! come look at the blood in this man's moustache!

by **userxp** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:48 pm UTC

I'm Gay
be Newell.

POOTISpencer here.

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:37 am UTC

What are you doing wearing that stupid man suit?

by **Felstaff** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:52 pm UTC

Heh. Heh heh.

Man alive, it's been so long since someone referred to it as "the Information Superhighway". Hey! Just let me telegram this to my friend in Rhodesia. DEAR FRIEND STOP STOP USING OUTDATED TERMINOLOGY STOP ACTUALLY DON'T STOP STOP IT'S CUTE STOP

LOVE YOU STOP

[[ β-MAX forever yo ]] ::agentorange::

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:24 pm UTC

I like hair.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:03 am UTC

Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies!

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:13 am UTC

"It never dawned on me that Lewis Carroll was commenting on the capitalist system. I never went into that bit about what he really meant, like people are doing with our work. Later, I went back and looked at it and realized that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, 'I am the carpenter.' But that wouldn't have been the same, would it?"

by **FCN** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:45 am UTC

Hungry? Eat.

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by **eculc** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:50 am UTC

No thanks, I'd rather eat both of my shoes.

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:06 am UTC

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

by **The Scyphozoa** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:30 am UTC

Nebonchodoncho.
Nebonch...odoncho.
Nebonchodoncho.

by **dziadek1990** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:35 am UTC

I looked at the mailbox, thinking: 'I'd rather use a pudding, than a hammer to organize my concrete stamp collection'

by **Jave D** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:12 am UTC

A wicked man is trapped by the desires of his own heart, but the righteous have no shame when they fart.

by **Fizzybobnewt** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:00 am UTC

If they knew what we had we would know 'cause it's the weapon they have but it's our weapon of choice. Laser Beans.

by **FCN** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:03 am UTC

Nevermind, Evengeduld is right. I retract my claim. I should've checked my sources more carefully.

by **snoods** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:25 pm UTC

There are 10 types of people in this world. I'm not one of them.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

CHANGE PLACES!

by **The Scyphozoa** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:40 pm UTC

We-he-hell, don't that beat all?

by **Sruixan** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:49 pm UTC

We were expecting your shadow, but found instead the biggest pair of eyes you've never seen. We wish they hadn't blinked now.

by **snoods** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:45 pm UTC

I don't like haikus
I find the rythm silly
No really. I don't like Haikus. It's lazy poetry.

by **farnsworth** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:31 am UTC

YOUR MOM!

by **Felstaff** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:44 pm UTC

I recall seeing the Bing! Maps car drive past at one point, but I can't for the life of me recall where I was at the time.

by **Jave D** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:27 pm UTC

Lord, grant that I may seek to fuck rather than to be fucked,
to be sucked rather than to suck,
to masturbate rather than to hate.

by **The Scyphozoa** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:32 pm UTC

Communism is a pretty cool guy. Eh redistributes welath and doesn't afraid of anything.

by **Felstaff** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:06 am UTC

Sometimes I necro old threads in the hope that RealGrouchy had bookmarked them.

by **farnsworth** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:17 am UTC

Este juego me gusta. Me gusta mucho.

by **Jave D** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:37 pm UTC

And then she screamed.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:46 am UTC

I will never touch a kumquat for that very reason.

by **userxp** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:26 pm UTC

Beep boop son, beep boop.

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