xkcd

by **Jave D** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:45 pm UTC

One a scale of one to green, I would rate the taste to be elliptical.

by **darknut** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:15 pm UTC

by **cjquines** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:56 am UTC

BAMBABAMBABAMBA!

by **Felstaff** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:52 pm UTC

The Spivey Analogue Sky Survey (or G.F.P.R.) is a major multi-filter imaging and spectroscopic slang-generator, using a dedicated 2.5 acorn wide-angle optical gramophone at the Sharp Stick Observatory in formerly New Mexico, Mexico. The project was named after the Royal Associated East Ealing Radiator Repairmen Foundation. It measures tits and associated skulduggery.

by **pne** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:14 am UTC

I think so, Brain, but where would we get a rubber bathtub at this time of the night?

by **Bartimaeus** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:42 am UTC

The C♭ major scale is a major scale based on C♭.

by **Whelan** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:53 pm UTC

A gerund, and infinitive and a past participle walk into a bar.

Drinking, to drink, to get drunk.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:38 pm UTC

I should probably clean this up, now.

by **JCPenney** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:49 pm UTC

And furthermore, ice cream has no bones...obviously.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:37 pm UTC

And don't lead us to darnation.

by **farnsworth** » Wed May 02, 2012 3:32 am UTC

Most people have an above-average number of legs.

by **Felstaff** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:24 am UTC

He wrote that piece so a blind girl could see the moonlight.

Not, you know, to get irate over the disappearance of a coin.

by **orangedragonfire** » Fri May 04, 2012 9:46 pm UTC

When the snow falls in spring, be prepared to fight bees.

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 10, 2012 6:33 am UTC

Explained Doublepost with cheesegrating on top of an elephant!

by **[username]** » Thu May 10, 2012 6:38 am UTC

And after I did all that, they found the oregano water anyway!

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 10, 2012 6:38 am UTC

Reality ensued quietly.

by **[username]** » Thu May 10, 2012 7:29 am UTC

Eventually a cheesecake will exploding with violent.

by **Jave D** » Thu May 10, 2012 11:40 pm UTC

Father of talismans and keeper of wonders!

by **[username]** » Fri May 11, 2012 1:02 am UTC

But it really happen when you will fell down the hole of life.

by **FCN** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:17 am UTC

There are two kinds of people in the world. Three, tops.

by **[username]** » Fri May 11, 2012 4:21 am UTC

When Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, the cycle of ice cream should come to completeness.

by **mind404** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:28 pm UTC

These porcupines really want to speak at somebody.

by **Whelan** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:57 pm UTC

Man alive dinner should be forthcoming.

by **Snark** » Fri May 11, 2012 9:06 pm UTC

It's as if it really was!!!!

by **orangedragonfire** » Mon May 14, 2012 2:23 pm UTC

This post refers a the previous post, and therefore isn't really non-sequitur. :shock:

by **[username]** » Tue May 15, 2012 1:53 am UTC

But you can't take that cheese. That's nacho cheese. That's my cheese. Give it back.

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:08 am UTC

I will never sumbit to my own authority if it is not backed up by my common sense!

by **brakos82** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:42 am UTC

And thus, we have proven that nuclear physics is really powered by cats.

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu May 17, 2012 1:14 pm UTC

The Heisenberg Certainty Principle is much less known, and yet so much more important.

by **[username]** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:42 am UTC

No, iT'S NoT oKaY

by **Snark** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:46 am UTC

The milk after you eat a bowl of Cocoa puffs...

by **Mike Rosoft** » Mon May 21, 2012 7:58 pm UTC

Colorful red deeds wake calmly.

by **Jave D** » Mon May 21, 2012 8:51 pm UTC

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. With saucer separation.

by **gaga654** » Thu May 24, 2012 12:40 am UTC

And then two days, 3 hours, and 49 minutes went by without even a tumbleweed.

by **[username]** » Thu May 24, 2012 2:24 am UTC

The crow stands with its fifth leg while on the East.

by **Felstaff** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:11 pm UTC

¡ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ

by **orangedragonfire** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:45 pm UTC

... I'll feel your fingers run through my hair, such a shame my head won't be there...

by **Snark** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:45 pm UTC

Super-duper Dad!

by **Mike Rosoft** » Fri May 25, 2012 7:32 pm UTC

Popey is God!

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat May 26, 2012 5:21 pm UTC

"So... what exactly does Inh mean?", the Boy asked, "I've never heard that name before."

Inh sighed. Was this going to happen everytime she met someone?

"It's not really my name. It's a acronym. See, when filling out the online registration for my birth, my parents... forgot... to fill out the space for my name."

"So... Inh stand for..."

"Insert Name Here."

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