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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:42 pm UTC
by Freddino18
It doesn't go up!

[note: I get a lot of these from my classmates' conversation]

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:43 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Fire! In the window!

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:58 pm UTC
by Freddino18
He is the Yo-yo champion.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:50 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Don't crumble. Swear on it.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:09 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Chief Judge Frank H. Easterbrook used an interrobang in the 2012 Seventh Circuit opinion Robert F. Booth Trust v. Crowley.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:54 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Do I have to make a rule about not sharing your dinner?

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:43 pm UTC
by Freddino18
It was worse than I ever imagined.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:52 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I can't spea

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:29 am UTC
by faubiguy
I hadn't known how owls could land on four arms so demonstrably.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:04 am UTC
by flicky1991
They don't have turkeys in Turkey.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:49 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Image

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:37 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:03 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Somehow, Brian, I expected more of you.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:06 pm UTC
by flicky1991
猫がいます。

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:13 pm UTC
by Freddino18
You know, there is another definition of non-sequitur. By posting random stuff in this thread, we are posting in the context of "say weird shit", so any weird shit we say is not a non-sequitur.

Therefore, THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:10 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Lee knows how to cheese.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:05 pm UTC
by Freddino18
You are still doing it wrong. Therefore, I am the Noodle Master.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:06 pm UTC
by flicky1991
*regenerates into mindy*

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:33 pm UTC
by Freddino18
I think Flicky is not trying. Therefore, it is time for more Spiderman:
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:01 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Viva la spaghetti.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:36 pm UTC
by Freddino18
This is not working. I really am being serious, and not just typing random shit. Therefore, someone needs to kill the Rubber Band Beast.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:13 pm UTC
by flicky1991
MOOOOOOO

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:52 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Brian, you are starting to sound like Freezeblade. Constantly interrupting everything, like an overstimulated cow. Therefore, we should give you Adderall.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:14 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I see from our records that you are printerphobic.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:44 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Goddammit. You are undermining this thread. Therefore, you should watch The Incredibles.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:45 pm UTC
by flicky1991
bbot

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:35 pm UTC
by Freddino18
I have yet to make the effort to change my avatar. Therefore, ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:36 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Plug it in and print it out.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:20 pm UTC
by Freddino18
This entire page, except for one post from fabiguy, is dominated by us going back and forth over this. Therefore, we should invite Pinkie Pie to the memelord gang.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:36 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I see pickling. I'm not about that.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 7:29 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Random traffic cone. It just tastes better.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 7:43 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I'm glad you're no longer.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 7:45 pm UTC
by thecamoninja
can anyone tell me how to be a werewolf? thanks

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 7:46 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Clever your mind.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:07 pm UTC
by thecamoninja
Not according to Boss Bear

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:10 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Ouch! Careful what you read.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:35 pm UTC
by Freddino18
You see, what I did is insert the other kind so that it is truly out-of-context, like it should be. [I really am serious about this, guys] I will never do that again. Therefore, I will now go find some random thread to necro.

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:37 pm UTC
by flicky1991
perpineappplen

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 11:03 pm UTC
by thecamoninja
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 5:13 am UTC
by flicky1991
I goof understand, what do you goof when you say I replace words with "goof"?