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Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:22 am UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
I can cast illusionary fireballs.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:12 am UTC
by Hammer
What about the pumpkins?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:02 pm UTC
by German Sausage
i'm a fake i'm as fake as a wedding cake.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:11 pm UTC
by Patashu
The moon will collide with the earth in 30 minutes.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:18 pm UTC
by German Sausage
can't anyone read a sign anymore?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:22 pm UTC
by Hammer
I have a sandwich.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:54 pm UTC
by DonChubby
I think we should go left instead, so that we don't lose the toothbrushes.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:38 pm UTC
by MFHodge
I kinda have to pee, but not enough to justify standing up and walking down the hall.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:46 pm UTC
by Puellus Peregrinus
I believe that it's a radar of some sort.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:15 pm UTC
by bigglesworth
My God, you're ugly.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:16 pm UTC
by The LuigiManiac
R2D2 HAS CANCER!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:16 pm UTC
by Belial
Although, most animals have an even number of limbs...

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:22 pm UTC
by Mathmagic
Somebody should probably put out that fire.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:41 pm UTC
by Hammer
Some people don't understand trigonometry.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:42 pm UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
Pi and Omega?!

(also, I'm totally glad this eventually caught on :) it almost never does. I love this forum!)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:42 pm UTC
by crazyjimbo
No, that's what the jam is for.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:47 pm UTC
by The LuigiManiac
This stupid tree is eating my piano!

(okay, so I took this from somewhere, but it is too good a line to waste)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:49 pm UTC
by Phenriz
hey, get that cow off my sausage!


(take that as you will)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:07 pm UTC
by ZeroSum
Modify the phase variance.

(Kudos to those who get the reference)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:10 pm UTC
by mrandrewv
I know it's true because most people think that tomatoes are a vegetable but they are ACTUALLY a kind of dolphin.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:12 pm UTC
by Hammer
Horses don't do that.

(Hey, how do you win this "showdown"?)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:13 pm UTC
by DonChubby
By setting fire to your rat-bottle

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:14 pm UTC
by Phenriz
but, i love burriiiiitooooos!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:15 pm UTC
by The LuigiManiac
Spin the wheel, get a prize.
Land on red, OW MY EYES!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:19 pm UTC
by Owijad
Is anyone else feeling cancerous?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:22 pm UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
Grawley is a primary color. Well, it was...

(There's no real way to win, and use ones from wherever :) A lot of mine are from Warehouse 23. Just post your favorite conversation-stoppers. All of mine have been used, by me, to some confusion of those around me. Me and a buddy once tried to see how long we could communicate using non-sequitors, we ended up with security following us around Metrotown Mall)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:23 pm UTC
by Phenriz
is it getting stabby in here, or is it just me?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:27 pm UTC
by Belial
And that's how I won the teacher of the day award, all because of cereal boxes.

(actual quote from a half-asleep roommate.)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:28 pm UTC
by The LuigiManiac
If a tree falls in a forest, does it kill you?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:32 pm UTC
by MFHodge
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell a story 'bout my situation
I was talkin' to a girl from the US nation

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:36 pm UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
SOCKMONKEY! Yes, you have to say it in italics, and in purple.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:27 pm UTC
by Phenriz
yeah, well they don't call her 'Baby-Smashin' Mcgee for nothing, ya know

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:10 pm UTC
by Peshmerga
Your mother is a terminal velocity.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
by Phenriz
your ass lieks mudkips?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:12 pm UTC
by The LuigiManiac
It's over SPARTAAAAAAA!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:37 pm UTC
by Hammer
No, thank you.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:42 pm UTC
by Belial
And just what's so bitter about canaries, just because?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm UTC
by MFHodge
My head is unhattable, for it is large and with thick hair.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm UTC
by Belial
How dare you! My mother was a saint!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:03 pm UTC
by PatrickRsGhost
Walk me two red & yellow c-dogs with strings and an F.O.!