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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:15 am UTC

It worked again! Hooray!

I wish for this thread to get back on track (Remember, it's not just "wishes" it's "corrupt-a-wish")
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:35 am UTC

damn, now I know how people feel when they miss a day and its 2 full pages.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

Granted, next time you miss 2 days its 10 pages full.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby kromagnon » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Granted. He spelled your name right. In a related incident you are now spelling your name wrong.

I wish I had money to eat something other than ramen this month.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Allenr » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:56 pm UTC

Granted, but romen is the only item sold in the stores.

I wish my physic lab partner had written the whole lab last night.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:07 pm UTC

Granted, but the payment they took for doing so was your soul!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

HarleyQuinn wrote:damn, now I know how people feel when they miss a day and its 2 full pages.

hah what about that time we spent all night writing like 4 pages?

Granted, but now Tillan hates you for wasting the only wish that was not to be corrupted.

I wish for a paradox
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:45 pm UTC

Granted, it will come true as soon as you wish you hadn't wished for it.

I wish for limbs that regenerate (without compromising my immune system to this cause).

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:46 pm UTC

Granted, but it is really fucking painful to grow them back and you would most likely go into shock.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xndrew » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

Granted, now wire my house.

I wish a grilled cheese.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:26 am UTC

Granted you get cheese that has just been grilled dripped all over your face.

I wish for a powerful magnet.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:30 am UTC

Granted, it pulls the iron from your blood and you die a terrible death.

I wish for rocks
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:01 am UTC

Granted, but you lose your penis.

I wish for truth.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:02 am UTC

Granted, mysogyny.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:41 am UTC

granted but your teachers lose it.

I wish for a giant pearl.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:43 am UTC

Granted, but you grow it on your kidneys and have to pass it naturally.

I wish for epicness
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:31 am UTC

Granted, but it's so epic that your head explodes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xndrew » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:02 am UTC

Granted, but like Beethoven, you're deaf.

I wish for more alcohol.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Nexus_1101 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:23 am UTC

Granted, you have a big headache, feel sick, you ears hurt at the slightest sound, and for some reason you just cant remember your car is in a tree.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:12 am UTC

Granted, your home has burnt down.

I wish to be less hungover.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:14 am UTC

Granted, but its still pretty bad.

I wish for diversion
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Allenr » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:57 pm UTC

Granted, but nobody fell for it.

I wish I didnt have school next week.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:58 pm UTC

Granted, you have work for the next 40-50 years

I wish i didnt hve to shatter peoples hopes and dreams.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Allenr » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:01 pm UTC

Granted, but you just did.

I wish I didnt have surgery the week I'm off of school
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ian Ex Machina » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:29 pm UTC

Granted, however the surgery you were about to go in for was replaced by new surgery to make you an all powerful cyborg, and you make the surgeons think you hate them and they cry. You in turn feel guilty and do home surgery only to end up with a successful triple heart bypass. Some years later you die of a scalpel stuck in your lungs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Allenr » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:08 pm UTC

Granted, but they are no good at it

I wish all my classes had computers that I could use.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby N-1k-T4 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

granted but they only work for 2 minuets then shut down and wont turn on for at least an hour

I wish people didn't smoke meth T_T
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:46 pm UTC

granted, they inject heroine instead.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby N-1k-T4 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:47 pm UTC

granted but now everyone hates you for being a know it all

I wish my tea was black
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

Granted, someone poured ink in it.

I wish i had the willpower to leave these forums and do other things.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby N-1k-T4 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

granted but you now feel the urge to brows /b/

i wish i existed
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:08 pm UTC

Granted, but you exist as an insect that's about to be stepped on.

I wish I knew if the insect that I'm about to step on was N-1k-T4.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jedifreak » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:43 pm UTC

Granted. It isn't but now TK421 is no longer at his post.

I wish people would get that joke.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:01 pm UTC

granted, the world is geeky.

I wish I knew what was going on
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:45 pm UTC

Granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil for the information.

I wish people wold stop selling their souls.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:50 pm UTC

Granted, everyone sells their bodies.


I wish for some DOX
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby N-1k-T4 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:13 am UTC

granted but its not the DOX you were looking for

i wish i had jedi powers
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:15 am UTC

Granted, you only have jedi mind tricks.

I wish for a microphone
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby N-1k-T4 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:16 am UTC

hey that's not so bad, jedi mind tricks can be fun....

anywho granted it has terrible feed back and is haunted

i wish to love you madly
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jedifreak » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:20 am UTC

Not granted as I don't know what you look like.

I wish the sexiest woman on earth were horny, and in a room with only me.
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