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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:19 pm UTC

Ninja'd, but sorry I cut off ur paragraph long response XD

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SDIX » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:21 pm UTC

bah! see above edit!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

granted, you sit at home and play WoW for your month off, people stop talking to you b/c ur obsessed and you become the laughing stop of your area

I wish for retribution

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zug » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:01 pm UTC

Bartimaeus wrote:granted, you sit at home and play WoW for your month off, people stop talking to you b/c ur obsessed and you become the laughing stop of your area

I wish for retribution

You wish for retribution, which Blizzard decides to nerf horribly so you end up shelving your paloldin and level a DK instead.

I wish my DK was 80 instead of 60.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Nunkey » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:17 pm UTC

Hehe, neat game.

Granted. Sadly, all the people who suck at using DKs complain about how OP'd they are until they're nerfed to the point of being worse than rogues in PvP and worse at soloing than a holy priest.


I wish for the moneys.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zug » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:24 pm UTC

You get 1,000 half-pennies!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:25 pm UTC

Granted, he's in a metal band. Practice at his dorm.



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zug » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:39 pm UTC

granted, but you are only great at conversing in Latin

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:22 am UTC

Granted. You had time to brew tea and toast waffles. Then you discovered that you had time to send letters to strangers with the help of mr phone book. Turns out you also had time to play chess... with yourself... ten times! You had all this time because you came into work late. You're now out of a job - that was the last straw for your boss.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Nunkey » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:47 am UTC

Granted. Sadly, the people who have bad days are jealous, and throw rotten pickles at you.

I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zug » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:51 am UTC

Nunkey wrote:Granted. Sadly, the people who have bad days are jealous, and throw rotten pickles at you.

I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

Unfortunately, the genie mishead you, and it rains meerkats and hot dogs.

I wish it was always spring.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Nunkey » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:52 am UTC

Granted. Now everyone has a spring attached to their ass. Congratulations.

I wish this damned spring would go away.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:19 am UTC

Granted. It's now winter. And not the normal winter, either - it's a nuclear winter. It's not clear exactly how bad it really is, mostly because there isn't a weather forecaster anymore. Heck, there isn't even a TV station for a 50 mile radius. Internet's out too. The one sign of how bad the nuclear winter really is - your dog just had a litter of puppy. The puppy has 7 heads and 25 legs. You can't tell how many tails it has.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zug » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:30 am UTC

granted, fuck your cocksucking wish

I wish that slimfast didn't taste like liquefied horseshit.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Link » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:30 am UTC

Granted. It now tastes like birdshit.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:16 pm UTC

Granted, people now just discriminate against you.

I wish for phone credit.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:57 pm UTC

Granted. However you may only use the credit on those singles chat and phone sex lines. You're probably not going to talk to an attractive person over the phone for the rest of your life. Oh well, at least you won't be able to see their face, right?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Nunkey » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:53 am UTC

Granted. You wake up three hours before you go to sleep. Wait, what?

I wish I could download quicker.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:18 am UTC

Granted. You may now download videos of turtles mating faster. Hope you like turtle porn.

I wish for imagination.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:22 am UTC

granted. you now spend all the time daydreaming and never get stuff done.

i wish i was doing better in US history.
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Link » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:04 pm UTC

Granted. You do better in US history, but worse in everything else. You also completely lose your sense of humour, leaving you with only one career path: becoming a history teacher.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:16 pm UTC

It turns into a black hole.
I wish to escape from raptors.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:26 pm UTC

Granted... I see what you did there!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:48 am UTC

granted I shot you and you have your own blood.

I wish pi had a finite number of decimal points
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:06 pm UTC

Granted. You spend your entire life calculating every single digit of pi. Turns out, pi terminates after exactly Graham's number of digits. Unfortunately, your life will end shortly after this discovery. That's not all bad, as you spent your life discovering something important, right? Wrong. On the day of your discovery, you were so excited that you forgot to turn the stove as you were boiling water. Your entire house burns down, including all your hard work, and your own life terminates as well. Now no one will know the secret of pi for a very very long time.

I wish for nirvana.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Box Boy » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:01 pm UTC

Granted. The band nirvana now plays wherever you go 24/7, too bad you hate all their songs.

I wish for my wish to not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not be granted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dantez » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:24 pm UTC

It is.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Box Boy » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:28 pm UTC

Granted, but it's also got text.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:33 am UTC

granted, unfortunately your wish was taken to literally and you now have a portal and its sequel being the other side.

I wish for Quantum Mechanics and General Relativity to be unified.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:38 pm UTC

Granted, however they are now both completely the same and don't tell us anything new or that we didn't already know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:10 pm UTC

... Deborah?

Granted, I hate sore throats

I wish for the next poster to have their wish granted.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:56 pm UTC

Granted, I wish for Tillan to smell of fish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:01 pm UTC

Granted, I have had a fine piece of fish recently, and will take a shower shortly to rid myself of the smell.

Wish for news.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:12 pm UTC

Granted, but its not the real news: http://www.theonion.com/content/index

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:26 pm UTC

Granted, but now your eyes itch like hell.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Box Boy » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:49 pm UTC

Granted, but there not delivered to you.

I wish that someone would end the recession.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:46 pm UTC

Granted. Gordon Brown ends the recession in the UK (this post was made under the hideous assumption that you are American).

I wish she would call me up like she used to.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Whitenleaf » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:11 am UTC

Granted, now everytime she sees you she says, "Hi, Up like she used to, how are you?"

I wish for a McDonalds of my very own... mmmm... I'm lovin it!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:31 am UTC

Owning McDonalds, you are automaticaly evil. Eventually, however, pure evil becomes illegal and you get sued.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Poohblah » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:19 am UTC

Granted. However, that means you must erase your last post in order to comply with your own wish.

I wish Amazon would ship my order already.


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