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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon May 04, 2009 2:11 am UTC

Granted, you get lost in Somalia

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 2:13 am UTC

Granted. Your face is carved into a mountain as part of Mount Stupidjerkmore.

(Nothing personal)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon May 04, 2009 2:16 am UTC

Granted, you get your just desserts

I wish that the next poster will be happy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 2:26 am UTC

Granted. I'm only happy because I derive joy from corrupting your wish by being unhappy.

I wish for this wish to be interpreted as literally as possible.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon May 04, 2009 2:30 am UTC

Granted

I wish for a time when I could be patriotic and have people know I believe in what is right

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 04, 2009 2:43 am UTC

not granted. One person's opinions controlling facts is dangerous and unscientific.

I wish for Scrubs, the tv show, to not end
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 2:53 am UTC

I don't even have to grant or corrupt that. ABC is planning to introduce a new lead cast next season. That's why they bought the show so late in its life.

I wish House was on now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Mon May 04, 2009 2:58 am UTC

Granted, it's lupus.

I wish it wasn't lupus.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 04, 2009 4:21 am UTC

granted it's now a tick bite in the hair causing lime disease.

I wish that more people would have read The Welkening
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 4:41 am UTC

Granted. More people WOULD HAVE read it, but they had more important things to do.

I wish I had mind control.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 04, 2009 4:43 am UTC

granted, you can control your own thoughts

I wish for a repeating and redundant phrase.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thistle » Mon May 04, 2009 5:44 am UTC

Granted. Redundant phrase is redundant phrase is redundant phrase is redundant...
But you grow tired of its redundancy, and as it never seems to end, you decide to end yourself. You dead.

I wish when I saw an attractive guy, a bar would appear above their head that only I could see gauging their amount of compatibility with me.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 04, 2009 5:46 am UTC

granted but it requires you to wear a hideous mask that makes all men run away from you in disgust

I wish for Tyra Banks to gain about 50 IQ points so that she would be in the normal person range
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thistle » Mon May 04, 2009 5:50 am UTC

Granted, but in gaining those 50 pts she gains the self-awareness she so desperately needed when she first opened her mouth and upon looking back on her tv career, decides on a mercy killing.
(Don't see how that's corrupting your wish, really.)

I wish the Dark Ages never happened.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 11:02 am UTC

Granted, after 2000 straight years of continuous renaissance, we have reached the end of our culture and so all art, music and literature is destroyed and we have begin anew.

I wish I knew what career I want to choose.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon May 04, 2009 5:05 pm UTC

Granted, but it's prostitution.

I wish I could, for once in my life, start revising more than 3 days before an exam.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thistle » Mon May 04, 2009 6:12 pm UTC

Granted. But you sleep through the exam because of exhaustion from studying so much and there are no make ups.

I wish I could stop time at my will so I could take a long and unnoticed nap during class and wake up refreshed without missing a single word of the lecture.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dr._Orion » Mon May 04, 2009 6:59 pm UTC

Granted, but you can't unstop it.

I wish I could manipulate time at will.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MrKltpzyxm » Mon May 04, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

I wish I could manipulate time at will.


Granted: You gain the ability to manipulate time. With this ability, unfortunately, comes a complete understanding of the true nature of time and space which drives you completely insane.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thistle » Mon May 04, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

Granted. Everyone is now in love with you and they take turns taking bites out of you.

I wish I never had to explain myself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby insom » Mon May 04, 2009 11:13 pm UTC

Granted. ...Whatever ...I wouldn't listen anyway.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Tue May 05, 2009 5:48 pm UTC

Granted, but only for Margaret Thatcher - do you want to be Margaret Thatcher? Didn't think so.

I wish my pocket wasn't full of cheese I don't know what to do with.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby i like pi » Tue May 05, 2009 7:09 pm UTC

Granted, but lol

I wish I was Margaret Thatcher
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue May 05, 2009 7:40 pm UTC

granted, but you died in the process

I wish that disney would show anime, and not crappy ones.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue May 05, 2009 8:54 pm UTC

Not granted, watching anything disney is devil-actions

I wish redundancy

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue May 05, 2009 9:05 pm UTC

granting something like that would be giving you the ability of flight and defying gravity

I wish for the NP to post the meanings of all internet acronyms
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue May 05, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

not granted

I wish for the ability of flight and defying gravity

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kurushimi » Wed May 06, 2009 1:06 am UTC

Granted, but you can't descend or maintain a constant altitude. Up to the dark vacuum of space you go!

I wish I had Spider-man's powers.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed May 06, 2009 2:37 am UTC

granted, nobody likes spider man

I wish for Lisbon

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mous » Wed May 06, 2009 3:20 am UTC

Granted, but the minute I grant it that entire section of Portugal falls into the sea and dies. Forever.

I wish my dog would stop barking.
Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed May 06, 2009 3:41 am UTC

granted, he starts killing

I wish for arsonists to not exist!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Wed May 06, 2009 12:56 pm UTC

Granted, but it turns out all your friends and family were arsonists.

I wish the weather was less humid today.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Wed May 06, 2009 1:10 pm UTC

Granted, It's so dry that you die of dehydration just from breathing.
(I know it doesn't work, shut up.)

I wish I had come up with a better answer.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Wed May 06, 2009 1:33 pm UTC

Granted, but my reply still owns it.

I wish I never had to deal with budgeting ever again.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Wed May 06, 2009 2:21 pm UTC

Granted, you have no money.

I wish it was next Friday.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Wed May 06, 2009 7:35 pm UTC

Granted, but you die next wednesday (that's what I call wishing your life away. See what I did there? Huh? Huh? ;))#

I wish I could predict the weather.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby i like pi » Wed May 06, 2009 7:39 pm UTC

Granted, but it only rains, thus flooding the earth.



I wish that NP's computer crashed (I don't own a computer right now, so go ahead, crash this one)
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Wed May 06, 2009 7:49 pm UTC

Granted, but in crashing it switches off the life support machine keeping your mother alive (please tell me she isn't dead, 'cause I would feel awful)

I wish I had a better attention span, within reasonable limits of a human attention span.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed May 06, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

granted, but rather than your attention span increasing everyone else's--hey what's that!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a Person » Thu May 07, 2009 1:44 am UTC

Granted, but because of the butterfly effect, none of us exist. Gee, thanks. :cry:

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