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Postby RGFsZShMKU1hZXZl » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:23 am UTC

Granted, but never longer then a minute.

I wish my dad didn't die.
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Postby Narsil » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:13 pm UTC

I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole.
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EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Postby n+1 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 am UTC

RGFsZShMKU1hZXZl wrote:Granted, but never longer then a minute.

I wish my dad didn't die.


Hmm, the game must continue....

Granted. But you're blind so you can never see him again.

I wish I could jump over the moon.
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Postby 3.14159265... » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:08 am UTC

Pi wrote: I wish I could learn math faster.
Granted. You learn math incredibly quickly, but you forget English.


I speak 3 other languages, and hate English because I suck at it. I win?
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Postby FiercestCalm » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:25 am UTC

n+1 wrote:
I wish I could jump over the moon.


Granted, but you soon realize there is no oxygen and your head explodes.

I wish I could download knowledge.
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Postby n+1 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:41 am UTC

FiercestCalm wrote:
n+1 wrote:
I wish I could jump over the moon.


Granted, but you soon realize there is no oxygen and your head explodes.

I wish I could download knowledge.


Granted, but you can only store 512 MB of data.

I wish I could survive in space without a spacesuit or oxygen.
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Postby xooll » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:25 am UTC

All you need is nine gallons of liquid platinum!

I wish I had nine gallons of liquid platinum.
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby nightofshiningdeath » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:26 am UTC

Granted, but only if you can balance it on your left index finger.

I wish that weird cult movies weren't so weird and cultish.
My communication skills are coherently lacking.

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Postby Knuckles » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:39 am UTC

Granted. Now they're odd and sectarian.

I wish for Kari Byron of Mythbusters to be my friend-with-benefits.

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Oh yeah.

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Postby FiercestCalm » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:54 am UTC

um... it took me a while to stop looking at that gif and post.

Granted, but it turns out she's kind of a clingy bitch in person.

I wish I had some kimchi right now.
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Postby ShadeWolf » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:44 pm UTC

Granted, Your kimchi now contains lethal poison

I wish i was immune to everything
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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Postby chrispy1 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:48 pm UTC

Granted, you're now immune to life. And death. And zombie-hood. You end up imploding but because you're immune to imploding, the universe implodes and you are left all alone in a non-space. But you're also immune to loneliness, so you stay there clueless for all of eternity. (But then you'd be immune to cluelessness....oh never mind.....)

I wish I was a better programmer.
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Knuckles » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:00 pm UTC

Granted. You are now a master of QBASIC.

I wish the SI prefix "yotta-" was more practical so I'd hear it more in everyday life.

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Postby chrispy1 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:13 pm UTC

Granted - Y'otta post a thread here about it! :D

I wish I had more breakfast this morning - I'm still hungry.
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Narsil » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:53 pm UTC

Granted- but it was people.
You're a cannibal.
There are police coming as we speak.

I wish I wish I was A fish.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Postby chrispy1 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:32 pm UTC

A fish....ate you? OK, granted. You were eaten by a carp.

I wish I didn't have to go out and mow the lawn. Being an adult *sucks* sometimes.
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby FiercestCalm » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:35 pm UTC

Granted. You're a kid and don't have to mow the lawn. You also can't drive, drink, smoke, have sex, stay up late, or watch R-rated movies.

I wish I was having sex right now...
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Postby chrispy1 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

FiercestCalm wrote:Granted. You're a kid and don't have to mow the lawn. You also can't drive, drink, smoke, have sex, stay up late, or watch R-rated movies.


Bus is close, I don't, I don't, dammit, I don't, dammit.

FiercestCalm wrote:I wish I was having sex right now...


Fluffy, the neighbourhood pit bull, is more than happy to oblige.

I wish I had pizza for lunch. Tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, and crust. That's it.
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Alcari » Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:34 pm UTC

chrispy1 wrote:
FiercestCalm wrote:Granted. You're a kid and don't have to mow the lawn. You also can't drive, drink, smoke, have sex, stay up late, or watch R-rated movies.


Bus is close, I don't, I don't, dammit, I don't, dammit.

FiercestCalm wrote:I wish I was having sex right now...


Fluffy, the neighbourhood pit bull, is more than happy to oblige.

I wish I had pizza for lunch. Tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, and crust. That's it.


LOL

Granted, to bad someone else ate it first.

I wish for dumb luck in my mechanics test tomorrow.
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Postby BatWulf » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:45 pm UTC

Alcari wrote:I wish for dumb luck in my mechanics test tomorrow.


Granted. Unfortunately, it's dumb bad luck. You keep dropping your spanner, and as you bend over to pick it up that last time, the chain holding up that engine snaps, dropping the engine onto your head. You fail the test posthumously.

I wish my prescriptions didn't leave me so groggy, no matter how much sleep I get.

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Postby sillybear25 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:10 pm UTC

Your pharmacist swapped out your usual pills for cocaine. you're now really hyper, and go through the vicious cycle known as addiction, finally leading to your death.

I wish I knew how to play the tromboon
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Postby Narsil » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:46 pm UTC

Granted, but playing it in a park makes a group of children go deaf. Their parents sue, and you go bankrupt. You die penniless and cold on the streets.

I wish I was a bestselling author.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Postby GhostWolfe » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:45 pm UTC

Granted, you are Christopher Paolini.

I wish I felt well-rested.
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Postby Eleven » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:13 pm UTC

SilverWolfe wrote:Granted, you are Christopher Paolini.

I wish I felt well-rested.

Granted. You feel so well-rested that you neglect your body and refuse to sleep. You end up collapsing from physical exhaustion in the middle of a busy street, feeling great until the light turns green.

I wish I was less cynical and disapproving of human kind.

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Postby GhostWolfe » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:37 pm UTC

Granted, you are now one of those shiny-happy people that everyone avoids cause you creep them out.

I wish I could stab my coworker (see the pet peeve thread) without repercussion.
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lesliesage: Animals dunked in crude oil: sad. Animals dunked in boiling oil: tasty.
Belial: I was in your mom's room all night committing to a series of extended military actions.

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Postby Eleven » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

Granted. Your utter disregard for your coworker's life leads you to entertain killing others you dislike (even minor dislike), and you go on a killing spree until everyone who comes across you is dead. It's lonely now.

I wish I could correctly analyze people my first time meeting them.

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Postby aldimond » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:04 pm UTC

Granted. Your analysis leads you to find flaws and faults in people that you never would have found. You push away everyone you ever meet and die lonely.

I wish I didn't live in a town where people yell at me from the windows of their cars for walking on the sidewalks.
One of these days my desk is going to collapse in the middle and all its weight will come down on my knee and tear my new fake ACL. It could be tomorrow. This is my concern.

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Postby flashfrozen » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:24 pm UTC

aldimond wrote:Granted. Your analysis leads you to find flaws and faults in people that you never would have found. You push away everyone you ever meet and die lonely.

I wish I didn't live in a town where people yell at me from the windows of their cars for walking on the sidewalks.


Granted you are dead

i wish i had 3 more wishes
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Postby BatWulf » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:40 pm UTC

flashfrozen wrote:i wish i had 3 more wishes


Granted. But each of your wishes is for three more wishes. Each of those wishes is for yet another three wishes, and so on, until you spend the rest of your life doing nothing but wishing for three more wishes. When you finally die of exhaustion, starvation, or dehydration, you do so having more wishes than anyone else in the world. Congratulations.

I wish people would stop wishing for wishes involving fishes.

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Postby parkaboy » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:40 pm UTC

granted but you cant use any words that contain the letter "e" in your wishes.

i wish it was monday.
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Postby aldimond » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:56 am UTC

Granted, you have to go to work! Fool!

I wish that the standards of appearance for job interviews were clearly laid out so I wouldn't have to, say, cut my hair and wear a suit to an interview if that kind of thing wasn't important to the interviewer.
One of these days my desk is going to collapse in the middle and all its weight will come down on my knee and tear my new fake ACL. It could be tomorrow. This is my concern.

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Postby parkaboy » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:47 am UTC

granted but the new laid out guidelines involve a thong, a burger king paper crown and an inflatable floatation device shaped like a duck.

i wish this town had a decent industrial(music) scene.
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Postby nightofshiningdeath » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:08 am UTC

Granted, but you're not allowed.

I wish that people would be impressed by my coupon powers.
My communication skills are coherently lacking.

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Postby GhostWolfe » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:11 am UTC

Granted, you are now followed around 24-7 by fawning sycophants.

I wish I could reach all the things I needed in the office without having to get out of my chair.
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Postby saxything43 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:49 am UTC

Granted, your arms and fingers are so long they drag everywhere on the ground.

I wish I could understand girls WITHOUT becoming one.
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Postby parkaboy » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:57 am UTC

granted, but... uhm well... i think thats bad enough in itself. (being a girl myself)

i wish i had some green tea.
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Postby saxything43 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:21 am UTC

Ugh no, if I could understand girls, that would pretty much be win.

Granted, but it's green because it's made only from seawead.

I wish Matrix 2 and 3 hadn't been so painfully awful.
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Postby Eleven » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:32 am UTC

Granted. They were mediocre, but got enough public attention that they spawned awful sequels in a quantity not seen since The Land Before Time 2-?

I wish destitute people could at least have enough food to eat and not starve to death.

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Postby saxything43 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:37 am UTC

Granted....um......*suddenly thinking like a Republican* now they have enough energy to start stimulating the economy(like my business)! *not thinking like a Republican anymore* god that was painful....

I wish I was cool like James Bond.
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Postby GhostWolfe » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:49 am UTC

Granted, you are blown up in an incredibly cool explosion.

I wish to work less hours for more money.
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lesliesage: Animals dunked in crude oil: sad. Animals dunked in boiling oil: tasty.
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