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Postby Minirogue » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:29 am UTC

xooll wrote:I wish sandwiches couldn't catch herpes.


Granted, they get AIDS and Cancer instead.


I wish I wish I was a fish (I wonder if anyone can catch the reference)

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Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:41 am UTC

Granted, but Ladyfish was previously caught and made into a sandwich. So now that you are underwater, you are back to having no girlfriend.

I wish I owned a U-boat.
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Postby ShadeWolf » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:39 am UTC

Granted, It now has lots of holes in it's hull

I wish i could remember my dreams and nightmares
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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Postby tau_ » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:55 am UTC

Granted, but your dreams will never come true.

I wish I wouldn't be so lazy.

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Postby zazou » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:50 am UTC

granted, you may now start chasing the american dream 24/7. continue 'till weird painlike sensation in left arm, ignore this, continue some more.

i wish i had a potato.

edit: no, this is NOT a post on masturbation.
will lecture for food.

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Postby BatWulf » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:29 pm UTC

zazou wrote:i wish i had a potato.

edit: no, this is NOT a post on masturbation.


Granted, you have a potato. It's such a wonderful potato, you take it everywhere. For reason I can't begin to fathom, the potato is somehow linked in people's minds with masturbation. You're convicted of lewd behavior.

I wish everyone would bloody well stop talking about the Transformers movie. Enough, already. They were dumb toys, it was a stupid TV cartoon, and I don't care how fabu the special effects are, I'm tired of hearing about it.

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Postby Minirogue » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:14 pm UTC

BatWulf wrote:I wish everyone would bloody well stop talking about the Transformers movie. Enough, already. They were dumb toys, it was a stupid TV cartoon, and I don't care how fabu the special effects are, I'm tired of hearing about it.

granted, but then some transformers fanboys burn you at the stake

I wish to see the Transformers movie

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Postby QuantumTroll » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:27 pm UTC

Granted, you get to see The Transformers: The Movie.

I wish Bumblebee was a cute but clumsy new Volkswagen instead of a kickass Camaro.

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Postby nightofshiningdeath » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:49 am UTC

Granted, but everyone knows that your wish was the death of a kickass car and shuns you.

I wish I could see stars from my backyard.
My communication skills are coherently lacking.

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Postby zomgmouse » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:51 am UTC

Granted. Your backyard is now on the sun.

I wish something funny would happen, not involving me.
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby nightofshiningdeath » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:54 am UTC

Granted, but you aren't there to see it, and it's one of those things you had to have been there for.

I wish that my mom would not yell at me for not doing the dishes.
My communication skills are coherently lacking.

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Postby zomgmouse » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:04 am UTC

Granted. There are now no dishes, and you are forced to eat off the floor. You get infected and die.

I wish Woody Allen made movies that aren't as crap as they are now. Because they're crap. And they used to be kickass. And now he sucks.
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby Minirogue » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:48 am UTC

QuantumTroll wrote:Granted, you get to see The Transformers: The Movie.
I still win

Granted, but he dies halfway through production and they have to fill in most shots with a body double, faraway shots, and unused footage from other movies.

I wish for world peace

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Postby nightofshiningdeath » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:59 am UTC

Granted; it lasts for .03 milliseconds and then everything reverts back to the way it was before.

I wish that my neighbors wouldn't catch on to me stealing their wireless so fast. I'm running out of networks to steal.
My communication skills are coherently lacking.

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Postby BatWulf » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:05 am UTC

nightofshiningdeath wrote:I wish that my neighbors wouldn't catch on to me stealing their wireless so fast. I'm running out of networks to steal.


Granted. All your neighbors discontinue their wireless service, so they'll never catch on to you stealing it. You're left with dialup.

I wish I wasn't stuck with dialup.

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:07 am UTC

Granted. You have no internet at all.

I wish my hair were smooth and straight and beautiful.

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Postby parkaboy » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:32 am UTC

granted. that is the smoothes, straightest most beautiful nose hair i have ever seen.

i wish i had aesthetic cybernetic modifications.
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Back in our day we had to walk uphill both ways through the snow on fire without feet to get fucking terrible relationship advice from disinterested and socially maladjusted nerds. Belial

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Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:43 am UTC

Granted, but those cybernetic eyelashes aren't good for much. They can bring you neither mates, nor flies.

I wish I had a cybernetic cat with Asimov's Laws of Robotics firmly in place.
yellie wrote:Confession: I just had to look up the word ubiquitous because I kept seeing it all over the place and had no idea what it meant.

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Postby chilibaka » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:48 am UTC

Granted, the laws are firmly in place in form of a plaque and therefore don't stop the cat killing you.

I wish I had a laptop.

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Postby parkaboy » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:38 am UTC

you do. its ancient and weighs about 60 pounds and barely runs anything.

i wish i had a cup of coffee.

OH LOOK! a coffee pot! *scamper*
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Postby ShadeWolf » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:53 am UTC

Granted, the moment you pick up the cup it breaks and spills coffee all over you

I wish i didn't have any debts
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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Postby BatWulf » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:54 pm UTC

DarkWerewolf wrote:I wish i didn't have any debts


Granted. You have all debts. Thanks for taking over my student loan repayment responsibility.

I wish someone really would take over repaying my student loans.

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Postby EricD242 » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:48 pm UTC

BatWulf wrote:I wish someone really would take over repaying my student loans.


Granted, I contacted a loan shark on your behalf who took care of all your loans. You now owe him twice as much by next Tuesday. And he takes fingers as late fees.

I wish I was skilled enough to get a better job somewhere else.
Tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

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Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:48 am UTC

Granted, you are now qualified to be prostitute. Not like a cheap one either, you got skillz. You also got herpes, AIDS, and syphilis.

I wish I'd never gotten into this game because I saw something about a genie the other day, and realized we are way better at ruining wishes than some fictional genies are. Actually I just wish we could all actually grant wishes.
yellie wrote:Confession: I just had to look up the word ubiquitous because I kept seeing it all over the place and had no idea what it meant.

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Postby zomgmouse » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:23 am UTC

Granted. We can all grant wishes. It's not that fun anymore, everybody overuses it, and the world implodes.

I wish I could speak a modern European language fluently.
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby pete » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:18 pm UTC

Granted. You now speak fluent German everytime you wave your arms about like a monkey. Some Germans are annoyed by this.

I wish FFXIII was out already.

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Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:40 pm UTC

Granted, FFXIII is full of glitches, incomplete parts of the game that it doesn't sell and people hunt you down for wishing for it to be released early.

I wish i wasn't in a bad mood at the moment.
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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Postby EricD242 » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:31 pm UTC

Granted, you are now in a worse mood. Not even large quantities of chocolate can help you now.

I wish I didn't sweat in the heat.
Tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

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Postby thornesandrose » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:42 pm UTC

EricD242 wrote:Granted, you are now in a worse mood. Not even large quantities of chocolate can help you now.

I wish I didn't sweat in the heat.


granted, your dead.

I wish i had 3 more wishes
In fact, now I come to think of it, do we decide questions, at all? We decide answers, no doubt: but surely the questions decide us?

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Postby T3m3r1ty » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:49 pm UTC

Granted but all your wishes can only be for more wishes.

I wish Wash had not been killed.
River: Noah's Ark is a problem.
Book: Really.
River: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.

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Postby Rodan » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:52 pm UTC

Granted, but Kaylee did... wait... didn't we do this before?

I wish I had 1000 posts already.

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Postby caladbolg » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:25 pm UTC

Not granted. You can do this yourself lazy-ass

I wish I wasn't such a bastard.
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Postby Rodan » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:35 pm UTC

granted. Now you're a fucking douchebag.

I wish Mars would turn into a big ball of popcorn.

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Postby caladbolg » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:41 pm UTC

Granted. The Mars-popcorn ball disperses and showers us with deadly popcorn falls. Some of the larger unpopped kernels kill half the population instantly and starves the other half over the next few decades. (You can't eat the unpopped kernels.)

I wish there was a vagina near so I could clean it. (For being a douchebag)
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Postby Fail » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:51 pm UTC

Granted, but it's yours after your successful operation.


I wish for a nice warm cup of hot cocoa.

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Postby chrispy1 » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:55 pm UTC

Fail wrote:Granted, but it's yours after your successful operation.


I wish for a nice warm cup of hot cocoa.


Granted - you spill the 32 ounce cup all over yourself and get third degree burns on 92% of your body. Ouch.

I wish I could go for a ride on this Duck...
Narsil wrote:For the record, I am not:
b)obsessed with penii, I just have bad luck and they follow me everywh...

SpitValve wrote:And as for Optimus being influenced by Buddhism, I severly doubt it.

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Postby Fail » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:18 pm UTC

chrispy1 wrote:
Fail wrote:Granted, but it's yours after your successful operation.


I wish for a nice warm cup of hot cocoa.


Granted - you spill the 32 ounce cup all over yourself and get third degree burns on 92% of your body. Ouch.

I wish I could go for a ride on this Duck...


Granted- but you don't bring enough bread crust to feed it, so it eats you instead.

I wish I didn't have to entertain guests tonight.

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Postby Cheese » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:32 pm UTC

Granted, your house falls down and crushes both your legs.

I wish I knew the final digit of pi

YES, I MEAN 3.14...., NOT 'PIE' IN ANY WAY
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Postby xooll » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:52 pm UTC

pi is modified to have a final digit, just for your convenience.
There are, of course, serious repercussions.

I wish someone would explain these repercussions in detail.
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby Rodan » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:26 pm UTC

granted. Unfortunately, she did it while inside an empty, sound-proof room.

I wish my school classes were more geared to something I will ever want to do.


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