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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:19 pm UTC

Granted. You now have everything! I mean everything, good things and bad :twisted:

I wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Impulse97 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:50 pm UTC

You receive.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:59 am UTC

The doctor pepper is full of Mentos.

I wish for an awesome gaming pc.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:36 am UTC

Granted. It has Windows ME for an OS.


I wish for the heat death of the universe.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:06 pm UTC

Granted, there is finally a perfect Carnot machine.

I wish for cheap high-efficiency power transfer groupset for my roadbike.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:21 pm UTC

jendral_hxr wrote:I wish for cheap high-efficiency power transfer groupset for my roadbike.

Granted, but it only works if you're being chased by raptors on ski's.

I wish Mark Zuckerberg were no longer alive.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:08 pm UTC

Granted, bill gates buys facebook when it is auctioned off to the highest bidder. He now runs the world and FB is integrated into every Windows PC, drastically changing the way we use computers.

I wish there was more than one way to skin a cat.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:16 pm UTC

Granted, but it involves watching "Two girls, one cup" repeatedly.

I wish for a carrot.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:12 pm UTC

Granted but it goes right through head.

I wish for cliches.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:32 pm UTC

Granted, you have to bite the bullet.


I wish to know all there is to know.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:55 am UTC

your mind explodes from all the pointless information about people who you don't even know and will never meet.
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like me!


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:47 am UTC

Granted, the earth doesn't spin anyway, the sun does revolve around us.

I wish for more douche.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alx_xlA » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:13 pm UTC

Granted, but you are in France, and you are crushed under a mountain of showers.

I wish for a pine tree.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:56 pm UTC

Granted, you now have a deadly allergy to pine.


I wish for a computer that was always the best.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:51 am UTC

congratulations! you now have a computer that is always the worlds best...wait for it....PAPER WEIGHT!!!! Now you'll never need any other object to hold that sneaky paper down while you work.

I wish for 42" CRT tv to fall on the next poster's head
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:25 am UTC

Granted, but to to some random happenings, you were the next person to post, and it fell on your head


I wish for three more wishes.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:21 am UTC

Granted, but all of them all corrupted, and because of the limited wishes you only have 3 posts in this thread before you are banned in this place.

I wish the amount of my wishes approaches infinity

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:27 am UTC

Granted, but you are given them in iinf due to wording error.

I wish I had a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:28 pm UTC

no

I wish for my own misery
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:45 am UTC

Granted, you are miserable in most aspects already.

I wish for being able to multi-boot Lucid with openBSD4.7 with this damn Grub
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:39 pm UTC

Granted But an error shows up and it crashes.

I wish to be able to summon a power suit on to my body and use it to beat stuff up and grow to 50 ft tall and have mecha battles with other people who have the same powers.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:46 pm UTC

Granted, but it is airtight without a recycling system.

I wish for an expo marker that never ran out.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:00 pm UTC

you're welcome- but the only color it's available in is "transparent"

I wish I could pun every time I wanted to.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:34 pm UTC

AntonGarou wrote:you're welcome- but the only color it's available in is "transparent"

I wish I could pun every time I wanted to.

Granted, but you must pun all the time, and it gets to be not-so-punny.


I wish for a thousand more wishes.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:24 am UTC

Granted, but you have to wait (at least).

I wish for control over all HYIP websites, (and a roadbike)
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:13 am UTC

Granted, but you are arrested for fraud.

I wish to hand my wish to the next poster.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Hale » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:46 am UTC

If it is automaticly corrupted, then granted, but as a corruption it is returned to you.

If your wish is not corrupted then I use it to wish for Blizzard to find a way to free themselves from Activision's influence.

As for my wish, I wish for a few more chicken tenders.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:14 pm UTC

Granted but they are made by mcdonalds and barely pass for chicken, or bird for that matter.

I wish a PC that can handle starcraft 2
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:00 am UTC

Granted, but you have to pay still.

I wish this box could handle my obliviousness.
by the way, my roadbike runs so comfortable this morning :D
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:34 am UTC

Granted. The box handles your obliviousness by overcompensating and becoming so oblivious that it enters a parallel universe of obliviousness and can no longer interact with the physical world, rendering it useless to you, and raising the question of whether it really handled your obliviousness at all, or if you just hallucinated it in the first place, but you're oblivious, so you don't really care, except you're not 100% oblivious, so you do care a little.

I wish for delicious pie which is made just as I like it, and which is guaranteed to be consumed by me in an enjoyable manner without corruption.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Keand64 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:20 am UTC

Granted. Immediately after consuming the delicious pie in an enjoyable manner, you contract food poisoning and experience the next eighty seven hours in excruciating pain.

I wish for the perfect emoticon.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:33 am UTC

Granted, but use of it deletes you from the history of the universe.

I wish for the ability to flawlessly recall any event that I witness.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:33 am UTC

Granted but you get an intense headache for 6 days after useing it once.


I wish i was friends with a socially negleted narcissist so i could laugh at his attemps to get attention.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:55 am UTC

Granted, you befriend of yourself--the neglected narcissist himself.

I wish for pair of clipless pedal (and the cleats) for my roadbike
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:29 pm UTC

Granted, the pedals are possessed, and attaching them to your bike. Yout bike becomes possessed and rides off at 70mph and you never see it again. Ha

I wish for photoshop (legal copy ofc) on my pc.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:34 pm UTC

Vapour wrote:Granted, the pedals are possessed, and attaching them to your bike. Yout bike becomes possessed and rides off at 70mph and you never see it again. Ha

I wish for photoshop (legal copy ofc) on my pc.

Granted, but it's localization is in Sanskrit.

I wish I didn't just have this kid.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:53 pm UTC

Granted- You have his sister instead.

I wish I could make huge amounts of money just by breathing and wanting some.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:55 pm UTC

AntonGarou wrote:Granted- You have his sister instead.

I wish I could make huge amounts of money just by breathing and wanting some.



granted, you are now part of the current US socialist regime....

i wish for impeachment upon POTUS!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:02 pm UTC

Granted, Biden is now POTUS.

I wish for Samuel Clemens to live again.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:57 pm UTC

Granted but to restore a life you must give a life and you're it.

I wish the Japanese would just hire all the scanlation translators and offer an online subscription model to read manga.


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