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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:26 pm UTC

*Sigh* Not this wish again.


Granted, but you now have every disease in existance and die within 5 seconds.

I wish for it to stop raining.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:21 pm UTC

Granted it stopped raining, now it hailing with 4 inch sized hail


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:02 pm UTC

granted, it is denied to be legitimate.

i wish for money in my accounts.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mazuku » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:58 pm UTC

Wish is granted! But it will disappear from your account just when you going to pay your overdue rent.

I wish I could raise my pets back to life.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:09 pm UTC

Granted, you are able to raise them back to life, but 1 second after they die an even more horrible death and their yelps will haunt you even deeper.

i wish for a smoothie
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mazuku » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

Wish is granted! You gotta love that Soylent Green flavour.

I wish there was a safe way to divide by zero.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:26 pm UTC

GRANTED! but you dont know this way... only i do.

i wish my hard drives were faster and bigger.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:28 pm UTC

granted, except for the bigger part

I wish for a super power
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:23 am UTC

granted, but ur super power is being super annoying (not implying anything), so u lose all ur friends

i wish for free textbooks in college from now and on.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:35 am UTC

Granted, but you die in a horrible accident involving stacks of books, a crowd of people, and a grue.


I wish I had a pet grue.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:42 am UTC

granted, but its really lazy and does not entertain you in any way...

i wish you DIDNT have a pet grue.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:48 am UTC

Granted, but I am unable to stop it from eating you, as it is not my pet.


I wish for starburst.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mazuku » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:01 am UTC

Wish is granted! Enjoy your tripe flavoured Starburst.

I could make a wish that has never been wished before.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:18 am UTC

granted, but it's a pretty worthless wish.

i wish i had more paper in this notepad...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:00 am UTC

Granted, it's origami paper

I wish for fast and comfortable bike-fitting.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mazuku » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:24 am UTC

Wish is granted! Good luck finding a doctor who can remove it from there. :twisted:

I wish my clothes could hang themselves.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:51 pm UTC

Granted, but only from a noose and in a trashbag.

I wish for a new graphics card.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:25 pm UTC

granted but the clock speed is 10 Hertz

i wish for more candy

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:36 pm UTC

Granted but its candy from deep in the mountains of Canada where the only ingredients are snow and maple leaves.

I wish my life was an anime.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mazuku » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:33 pm UTC

Wish is granted! You are in the Pokemon world and you are now a Geodude.

I wish the History Channel would do a doco on verneshots.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:47 pm UTC

granted, but it's dubbed in italian.

i wish the blades grass were actually candy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby margomoh » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:26 am UTC

Granted, but they all melt in the summer sun. I wish I was a cat.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:12 am UTC

granted, but u are run over by an icecream truck

i wish the damn icecream trucks would leave our neighborhood wiff their damn annoying music...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:30 am UTC

the mishanator wrote:granted, but ur super power is being super annoying (not implying anything), so u lose all ur friends.

what friends?

the mishanator wrote:i wish the damn icecream trucks would leave our neighborhood wiff their damn annoying music...

wiff? no, instead 3 new ice cream trucks, each louder and more annoying than the last enter your neighborhood.

I wish for the previous poster turn "wiff" back into "with"
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:35 am UTC

granted but only when reffering to sex with your mom

i wish u'd stop judging me and make those damn ice cream trucks leave =(

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:35 am UTC

granted, the ice cream trucks leave and are replaced by annoying orphans

I wish for oligopsony to be a word like monopsony is
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:14 am UTC

granted, but its only use is when referring to sex with a pig.

i wish my candle smelled nicer.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Hale » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:16 am UTC

Granted, your candle smells nicer. But now the entire world starts mocking those who use scent candles.

I wish I had the motivation to go to bed.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Steax » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:11 pm UTC

Granted. You're never motivated to get up. Ever.

I wish I had marshmallow. Can't ever get those things where I live.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:20 pm UTC

granted, but they are poisoned.

i wish people were 10 points kinder (in general)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:11 am UTC

Granted but your it's taken from you intelligence skill points making you a kind air head.

I wish for absolute time compression.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:04 am UTC

granted... but u are pushed into a ditch full of mud on ur way home from school/work

i wish for more smileys on the fora

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:04 pm UTC

:( eh, close enough

I wish for more anime music
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:49 pm UTC

Granted, but it results to a proportional decrease in anime

I wish for more mean free time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:54 pm UTC

Granted, but now you get bored really easily, making 90% of your free time wasted.


I wish for these Elite Four to stop saying stupid things on their last Pokémon. "Last Pokémon, I had this planned all along"

Yeah, sure you did...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:09 pm UTC

granted, but that wont stop the jet from crashing into ur house while ur asleep... killing instantly... the next day.

i wish my glasses had a nightvision mode.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:17 pm UTC

the mishanator wrote:granted, but that wont stop the jet from crashing into ur house while ur asleep... killing instantly... the next day.

i wish my glasses had a nightvision mode.



Granted, but night vision mode is constantly turned on and the glasses are now physically attacked to your face and cannot remove them. did i mention that the night vision is generation 0



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:15 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:i wish for a donkey ride...


Granted, the donkey is riding you. Hard.

I wish my coffee maker wasn't broken.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:49 pm UTC

Granted, now it's riding you, Hard, while brewing without a pot.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:37 pm UTC

granted, but its a vicious donkey... also really horny all the time.

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