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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:41 pm UTC

Granted, you overslept and you're the only one left on the planet.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:58 pm UTC

Granted but wee all no using crappy macs
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:57 pm UTC

granted... it results in a mass suicide of fans cuz of how crappy it is.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:06 am UTC

Seeing as this will devastate you more, wish... NOT GRANTED. HAAAAA.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:10 am UTC

granted, but they convert to not ur religion.

i wish for some love

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:17 am UTC

Not granted.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:18 am UTC

Granted, but all the people who currently love their Ipods, Iphones and Macs somehow become even more annoying.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:35 am UTC

granted, though, more like u are cancelled from the class...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:04 am UTC

Granted, I give you some love. Unfortunately, I give you some love.

I wish all my battery-operated devices always had power.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:22 am UTC

granted, but not usable power.

i wish to be able to reconcile any conflict

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:05 am UTC

Granted, but not conflicts related to you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:27 am UTC

granted, and its everything u ever wanted.

i wish for an android phone.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Name » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:43 am UTC

Granted. The phone has been dropped one too many times and doesn't turn on like it used to.

I wish for a cheaper data plan.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:03 am UTC

granted, it is inexpensive however u now are responsible for all the data in the world...

i wish to have something no one else has or even suspects exists

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:49 pm UTC

Granted you have a rainbow japanese potato
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby JonR » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:29 pm UTC

it is a real country - but it's on the moon. and you live there. alone.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:48 pm UTC

granted. its not functional though. not even as a weapon

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:56 pm UTC

Granted. No more relationships.

I wish every piece of software and media was licensed under the GPL, CC, or another copyleft license.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:34 pm UTC

not granted... theres no downside to it. lol not that i can think of.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:39 pm UTC

Granted, you erase yourself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:23 pm UTC

granetd, u cut of ur limbs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:42 pm UTC

granted, but every computer you use breaks

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alx_xlA » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:30 pm UTC

Granted, you now understand only ancient Greek.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby H2SO4 » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:39 pm UTC

Granted. It's called "Law and Oorder, eh?" and stars Bryan Adams and Alan Thicke portraying a VERY "Canadian" team that frequently skips out on cases to watch hockey and drink maple syrup.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:21 pm UTC

Granted. It's understandable to everyone, but it sounds really stupid.

I wish I could code the same way I currently do ten times faster.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:23 pm UTC

granted, but u may only use assembly.

i wish i had a knife that could cut through anything, and was safe to use

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:24 am UTC

granted, kinda, safe to use means that it will never cut you, so I make it so that it can't cut anything, however it can cut everything. So I give you an unbendable spoon instead.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:52 am UTC

Granted, as Calculus's become more advanced, people have to enroll (until) Calculus IXX in colleges.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:06 pm UTC

granted, but the way i want them to be arranged is now considered proper.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:08 pm UTC

denied! you impress noone and you fail at life

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Max2009 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:52 pm UTC

It did already and some moron necro'd it...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:00 pm UTC

Not granted, because you didn't wish for everything.

I wish I could travel through time to any point I want to. And I had as much plutonium as I needed.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:06 pm UTC

granted. but when there is a full solar eclipse on the 29th of February.

i wish for a quantum computer

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:11 pm UTC

Granted, but it only runs Windows ME.

I wish the dead pixels on my phone's screen would work.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:13 pm UTC

Granted. But now none of the other pixels work.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:19 pm UTC

Granted, but not an awesome paycheck.

I wish my phone's hardware worked like it was brand new.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Hattifnatt » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:30 pm UTC

Granted. Your phone's hardware works perfectly now. Unfortunately, the software is jammed and the proper version to replace it is not to be found anywhere :D

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

Granted, they send you to investigate a volcano and it asplodes on you, you die.


i wish for this thread to die again.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:48 pm UTC

Granted, it's been dead for the last hour. I'm reviving it now.

I wish I had a fully functional NTSC compatible stereoscopic TV complete with 3D glasses.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:15 pm UTC

Granted, you are now in debt.

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