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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:31 am UTC

granted, u are now allergic to everything but corn syrup

i wish to be the best at asm hehe

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:57 am UTC

Granted, you are the best at operating anti-ship missiles.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:58 am UTC

granted, but the gum chews YOU!

i wish that was also applicable to assembler

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:06 am UTC

Um... okay. Now assembler chews you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:17 am UTC

granted, but ur allergic to them

i wish to be able to access anyone's facebook or myspace account.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Rek » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:22 pm UTC

Congratulations, but now you're getting in trouble for hacking a website.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dataflashsabot » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:33 pm UTC

Grated, but yor word processr an't keep p and randmly mises keystokes.

I wish video card names weren't so confusing.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:25 pm UTC

granted, there are no more video cards.

i wish everyone just used LaTeX.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:32 am UTC

Granted, but LaTeX only works in MS-DOS

I wish for a potato

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:46 am UTC

granted, you are now in possession of a potato... it's your's but always 3 inches out of reach.

i wish to have less homework in advanced calc.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:05 am UTC

Granted, you have much more homework in everything else, though.

I wish it was Friday.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:22 am UTC

granted, it is now friday in russia..... the rest of the world: thursday

i wish for speed limits to not apply to me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:38 am UTC

Granted. They don't apply to anyone else, either, so there are a ton of car accidents.

I wish it was this time tomorrow now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:41 am UTC

granted. it is... too bad you made that wish yesterday since now is what was then.

i wish to have a battery backup system for my computer and server.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:51 am UTC

Granted, but it consists of many triple As.

I wish for the same wish as my previous one, since in my time zone it's still Thursday.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Name » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:05 am UTC

Granted. The world ends not one second later.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:11 am UTC

Granted, you are no longer able to sleep.

I wish my throat wasn't sore.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:17 am UTC

Granted. It swells, you die, and you no longer feel your soar throat.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:31 am UTC

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:48 am UTC

Granted, but the economy crashes because the entire news sector has run out of things to report about. Everyone is reduced to living like hobos.

I wish I was better at mathematical proofs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:56 am UTC

granted, but very meaningless ones.

i wish to be able to code in binary really fast :D

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:27 am UTC

granted, but you can only use boolean data types on 8kb memory.
(that was impressive in 1960s!)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Name » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:33 am UTC

Granted. You are relocated to Holland. Time to learn a new language!

I wish people would learn what is and what is not considered "Like New."

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:43 am UTC

granted, but they forget what "new" means.

i wish for a supercomputer.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:58 pm UTC

Granted, but it's broken by Superman's meat vision.

I wish I can have another one of those lucid dreams.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:36 pm UTC

Granted but your trapped there forever and your dream becomes a pure white void.

I wish Tsbusa Resivior Chroicals would stop confusing me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:02 pm UTC

Granted, but Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle will continue to confuse you.

I wish dark light paladin iv could spell...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:05 pm UTC

Denied, he is a noob...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:44 pm UTC

granted.... you are crushed to death by a giant boulder though.

i wish for a faster processor... an intel one.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:46 pm UTC

Granted, but it doesn't work with your current motherboard.

I wish The Mishanator's shift key would work again.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:11 pm UTC

Denied but his space bar will stop working too...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:53 pm UTC

Granted, but for the rest of your life, people will run up to you and fart on you.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:43 pm UTC

Granted as long as you make it rain on Kromix's head forever with lightning and hail and sleet
I wish that it was q2 2011 already.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:58 pm UTC

Granted, but you don't remember anything that happened in the time we skipped, so everyone thinks you're crazy.

I wish my animation program was on par with Flash.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:14 pm UTC

Granted. However Flash went to shit just now... so being on par with it isn't saying a whole lot about it.

I wish i could do proofs quickly and elegantly.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:50 am UTC

Granted, but not with good spelling and grammar. :twisted:

I wish the cough drop in my mouth would last as long as I need it to.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:51 am UTC

granted, but it isnt soothing.

i wish for a car that runs on water... efficiently

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:10 am UTC

Granted, but a water spill in the Gulf of Mexico causes water prices to skyrocket to $4.50/gallon.

I wish the state of Connecticut didn't require PE classes for highschoolers.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alx_xlA » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:06 am UTC

Granted. They now require PE in post-secondary institutions.

I wish for US$100, right now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:28 am UTC

Granted but due to taxes tariffs corruption fees dontations that 10% thing and shipping fees your total is now -$100

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