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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:57 am UTC

no

I wish for nothing
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby grythyttan » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:17 am UTC

Granted, you are now floating in an empty void for all eternity.

I wish I had some scones for breakfast.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:27 am UTC

Granted, but they were made by an American and are disgusting.

I wish the voices would stop. Make them stop. Please.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:44 am UTC

Granted, but it's almost 3 PM here, so it's late lunch (or early dinner?)

I wish I had the courage to talk to her.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:39 pm UTC

granted, you have the courage, just not the will.

i wish i had less homework over the weekend. (or i was more able to do it)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mumpy » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:43 pm UTC

Granted, now you have an all day exam Monday.

I wish my friendship group wasn't splitting apart.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:53 pm UTC

granted, it never existed in the first place.

i wish to possess perfect control over people's impressions of me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:46 pm UTC

Granted but you can only but only people that suffer from a rare genetic disorder thats less thatn .01 % of the population.

I wish for giant mech fights that aren't Gundams

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:00 pm UTC

granted, but something bad happens.

i wish i understood what above poster talks about in all his wishes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:07 pm UTC

Granted, but now you don't understand anything else.

I wish for an awesome social life.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mumpy » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:09 pm UTC

Granted but you are now emotionally dead inside.

I wish organising stuff wasn't so hard.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:33 pm UTC

granted, but i steal all ur stuff.

i wish for more paper.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:36 pm UTC

Granted. All the air on the planet Earth is converted into paper.

I wish I had degrees in everything.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:45 pm UTC

granted, but everyone knows ur not actually qualified.

i wish to see noah and the whale live

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:14 am UTC

Granted, but in the end you're not any happier.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:40 am UTC

granted...but what are you doing with those insects in the first place that allows you to "write" them?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:40 am UTC

Granted, it lands on your head.

I wish for omniscience.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:25 am UTC

granted, but u collapse under the weight of it and take ur own life.

i wish to be loved =/

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:08 am UTC

Granted, loved by dogs--merely dogs.

I wish for girlfriend riding Trek's Alpha.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:52 pm UTC

granted, but she dies from exposure to u... (somehow)

i wish for unlimited funds.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mumpy » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:07 pm UTC

Granted, but you can't access it.

I wish for vote reform in the uk.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:40 pm UTC

Granted. All votes in the UK are done via 4chan. The winning candidate is the one who has the most 'lulzy' caption to one of their photographs.

I wish I didn't feel the need to procrastinate so much all the time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:48 pm UTC

granted, you no longer feel the need to. however you still procrastinate.

i wish everyone always knew what i was talking about.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:48 pm UTC

Not granted because I don't know what you're talking about.

I wish for cake. Truthful cake.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:25 pm UTC

granted. but it doesnt make u happy, in fact it makes u even more sad.

i wish for people in general to be more informed

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:27 am UTC

Granted! People are generally more informed, but you lose the capacity to remember anything.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:49 am UTC

granted, but u dont get to see them.

i wish i was done with hw already =(

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:01 am UTC

Granted, Halloween is now over.

I wish school started an hour later.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:45 am UTC

granted, but it also goes till 3am now.

i wish to be able to get a date with that one girl *points*

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:24 am UTC

Denied, she belongs to me already.

I wish I could stop watching porn.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:00 am UTC

granted, but porn never stops watching you. >>

i wish for my dreams to be real

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:07 am UTC

Granted. However, the sudden shock of unreality drives you insane, causing all your dreams to nightmares.

I wish that I felt fully rested after 4 hours of sleep.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:26 am UTC

granted, but not happy.

i wish i didnt have to live

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:19 pm UTC

Granted, but you have to survive still.

I wish for religion-approved porn.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:25 pm UTC

Granted but in some wierd twist you end up staring in it.

I wish that Afternoon Tea Time from K-ON! was a real band before the manga was concived so they would still be active in making music.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mumpy » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:16 pm UTC

Granted! Now you're deaf.

I wish that my computer would STOP CRASHING.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:46 pm UTC

Granted, It crashed (literally) at 60 kph, thus it won't crash anymore.

I wish for people wishing to learn some anime-related stuff, just to show some respect to dark light paladin iv.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Triangle_Man » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:47 pm UTC

Granted. Your computer now maintains a speed of 60km/h and can manuver roads perfectly.

I wish that I could get out of the funk I'm in right now.
I really should be working right now, but somehow I don't have the energy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:33 pm UTC

granted, but you are framed for assassinating the president of france!

i wish for all doors to open when i express the desire to enter through them (by waving my hand)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:51 pm UTC

Granted but you get stuck in a continuous revolving door for all eternity.

I wish i could get the Evangelon opening out of my head.


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