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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:02 am UTC

granted, but the room's temperature must be really low.

i wish for an rc boeing 747

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:35 am UTC

Granted! However, it is life-sized and materializes directly above your head. CRUNCH!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:11 am UTC

Granted! You are pretty healthy, but locked in your room without internet and electricity for 40 hours.

I wish my roadbike washes itself.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:26 am UTC

You are hauled off for a beating by the grammar police.

I wish for a TI89.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:19 am UTC

granted, but the speed of its processor is about .5Hz

i wish for complete knowledge about circuits.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:20 am UTC

granted, but it isn't indexed, so you can't remember the appropriate bits when you need them.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:10 am UTC

Unfortunately, it has the tendency to create bubbles of vacuum metastability. The whole universe is destroyed.

I wish to be a lunar colonist.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:43 pm UTC

Granted, but they're no Internet.

Hey, I have a fully functional miniture grand piano.

I wish for someone who could play it for me!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:08 am UTC

Granted! You get a tiny cat to play your six-inch piano.

I wish it would literally rain cats and dogs everywhere in the world for 15 minutes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:20 am UTC

granted, it reigns over cats an dogs for 15 minutes everywhere

I wish for literally to literally mean laterally
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SchighSchagh » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:18 am UTC

Granted. Laterally now laterally means laterally. Whoop-dee-fricking-doo.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Thesh » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:51 am UTC

Granted, all you need to do is inject $180,000 dollars into your veins.

I wish that all restaurants could teleport food directly to my home.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mr. Mack » Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:04 am UTC

Granted. All restaurants are now able to teleport food directly into your home. They won't, but they can.

I wish I didn't need to sleep. Or that I didn't need to finish this lab report. Either one, really.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:12 am UTC

Granted, you don't need to sleep; however, your higher level cognitive abilities exponentially decay for every hour past 16 that you're awake in a row. If you want to be an idiot, then you can stay up all you want. It is not fatal to you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby existentialpanda » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:30 pm UTC

Granted. In Soviet Russia, they wish you. Good luck getting out of there.

I wish my math midterm were open book.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:00 pm UTC

Granted, except the only book you get to open is Through the Looking Glass
You see here what you want to see. It is rather weird that you would want to see something affirming your seeing what you want to see. You, my friend, are a weird person.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:01 pm UTC

Granted, except the only book you get to open is Through the Looking Glass


I wish that any wishes made after this one do not have negative consequences for the wisher. (Or did I just break the game?)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:11 pm UTC

Wish not granted. Instead you are tortured by torturous things until you can be tortured no more.

I wish I had 2 potato.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:30 am UTC

granted. but they are rotten

i wish for a dollar from everyone in the world.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby existentialpanda » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:19 am UTC

Granted. You are now on trial for 6 billion theft charges.

I wish for an endlessly-refilling bag of mint Milanos.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Triangle_Man » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:41 pm UTC

Granted. One day, however, you break the bag, causing Milanos to materialize and multiply so rapidly that they eventually engulf the world.

I wish that I could focus more at University...
I really should be working right now, but somehow I don't have the energy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:49 pm UTC

Granted, but your focus mut be on anything that isn't your studies.

I wish to be happy.
You see here what you want to see. It is rather weird that you would want to see something affirming your seeing what you want to see. You, my friend, are a weird person.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:03 am UTC

Granted. Now that you don't have to work for your happiness, it becomes utterly meaningless, a realization which is soon followed by utter despair.

I wish to catch 'em all!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:03 am UTC

Granted, you caught every sexually transmitted disease!

I wish pancake

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KrO2 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:33 am UTC

Granted. You get run over by a steamroller.

I wish for some Sufficiently Advanced technology.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:01 am UTC

Granted, you now have The Gameboy Advance.

I wish I can eat spicy food.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Thesh » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:30 am UTC

You can eat spicy food, however you are extremely sensitive to it and you get very bad heartburn afterwards. I would recommend against it, however nothing is stopping you.

I wish I could get a 4 man crew together and rob an armored car with $2,000,000.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:39 pm UTC

Granted, but the 4 men escape, leaving you to be caught by the police.

I wish I was invisible.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lady Freya » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:47 pm UTC

Not Granted.

I wish for this cold that is brewing in my body to never materialise

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby LKtheGreat » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:06 pm UTC

I wish for this cold that is brewing in my body to never materialise


Granted, but it will continue to brew. You will eventually die from poisoning via fermented cold.

I wish my conlang would finish itself.

Edit: Heh, this appears to have got through the mods a little late. Oh well.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:34 pm UTC

Oh, come on, Invisibility has so many downsides...

Granted, the cold will never materialize and will instead stay in the state of "brewing".

I wish I had a bunny.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:26 pm UTC

Granted, you have two bunnies, but they're male and female, and you know what bunnies do.

I wish lemonaid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:30 pm UTC

Granted, lemonaids


I wish for comprehensive knowledge of all, and the ability to stay sane while knowing it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:30 am UTC

Granted. Some of the things you now know include that you are not really human, you are in fact a cyborg, you were created in order to gather information about humans to supply to an alien species that will use it to enslave humanity, your expiration date/time is now and within the next ten seconds you will self destruct ending both your life and the lives of those around you.

I wish this was the last post in this thread.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:59 am UTC

Denied, I just posted!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:48 am UTC

You were, now you're not.

I wish I was GLaDOS
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:01 pm UTC

Granted.


I wish for a babel fish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:08 pm UTC

turret wrote:Granted.


I wish for a babel fish.


I think you missed the purpose of the thread. Or was granting becoming GLaDOS self explanatory. ;)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:16 pm UTC

Yeah, I wouldn't really want to inflict any more punishment on someone who wishes to be GLadOS
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:38 pm UTC

Granted nothing happens due to there not being any wish
I wish i had Final Fantasy IV DS.


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