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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:04 pm UTC

@ turret
Granted, you get a babel fish that translates English into every language on Earth, simultaneously.

@ dark light paladin iv
Granted, you get Final Fantasy IV DS, but you go blind.

I wish the ability to teleport anywhere.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:41 pm UTC

Granted, but it takes longer to teleport there than it does to go there by any other method of transportation.


I wish I could get rid of this issue where I forget to make a wish after granting one.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:57 pm UTC

Granted, but now you keep making wishes randomly, in all threads.

I wish there was a thinking emoticon on this forum.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:05 am UTC

Granted, but all other emoticons are gone.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby t1mm01994 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:23 pm UTC

Granted.. But it magically turned in to vista.. :horrorface: Seems like you have to start all over again :)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:40 pm UTC

Granted, but, through a series of unfortunate events, it crashes dramatically to the floor.

I wish I lived forever.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lady Freya » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:16 pm UTC

Granted, and it's absolutely great to live out the entire human timeline. But then the earth dies and you float around alone on a single rock tossed about on endless lava waves, before even that too is engulfed by the sun. After burning in that for a few million years, you drift for eternity in space.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:18 pm UTC

Granted. But the UK experiences trillion-percent inflation which makes all the money worthless.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:00 pm UTC

Since I was turned into GLaDOS with the last wish [edit: I made], I kill you instead.

I wish for a neat gun for the people who're still alive.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:04 pm UTC

Granted but no one is alive to get it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:05 pm UTC

Granted. Every living person now has a clean gun. Murder rates skyrocket.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheFudge » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:18 pm UTC

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. :(

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:21 pm UTC

Granted. Your wishmaking rights are revoked.

I wish for companionship.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:31 pm UTC

Granted. You are followed everywhere by Jar Jar Binks.

I wish I could roundhouse kick Bruce Schneier.

EDIT: LOL! Nice one.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:20 pm UTC

Granted, too bad Chuck Norris kills you

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:06 pm UTC

Granted, we got Titan in exchange.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:39 am UTC

Granted! However, the subtitles are in German as translated by Google.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:24 am UTC

Not granted.

I wish my laptop charger would work consistently and sufficiently.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:30 am UTC

Granted, but it works consistently and sufficiently for a model of laptop that you do not own.

I wish I killed the "Interviewing the fora" thread.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby existentialpanda » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:57 pm UTC

Granted. The participants of that thread each make a replacement thread.

I wish the little plastic thingy in the memory card slot on my laptop would stop falling out.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PhilipXV » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:15 pm UTC

Granted your whole computer is now molten slag. It will have a hard time falling out now.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby cazaron » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:24 pm UTC

granted. it has stopped falling out, as your computer has imploded.

i wish for a panda.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:35 pm UTC

Granted. But it's actually a dog painted with black and white stuff, you don't even know what stuff that is, but it's sure disgusting, especially the whitish sticky one.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:47 pm UTC

Granted, Volcano

I wish this proposal completes itself
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:19 am UTC

Granted it completes it's self wrongly.

I wish i could get all the video games i wanted legally

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:47 am UTC

granted, but they arent what you thought they would be... so now ur sad.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarvesteR » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:07 am UTC

Granted, but now you find yourself in a job that works with MASM exclusively.

I wish USB jacks had a notch so we could tell the top side from the bottom easily (I really do)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:53 pm UTC

granted, but only usb 1.1

i wish my i was allowed to drive as fast as i want.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KrO2 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:48 pm UTC

Granted, but unfortunately you turn into a responsible member of society who would never want to drive at a speed that would endanger anyone.

I wish for more wishes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby seventeen » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:29 pm UTC

granted, but all the wishes you have end up like these.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby turret » Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:18 am UTC

HarvesteR wrote:I wish USB jacks had a notch so we could tell the top side from the bottom easily (I really do)


You know, on a usb, the side with the usb symbol is always the one facing the top. (so you can just feel which side is smooth and know that's the bottom side.)

Seventeen: granted, but none of them work as they're supposed to.

I wish my wifi would stop disconnecting me so often.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:46 pm UTC

Granted, you are disconnected only once. Permanently.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KrO2 » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:59 pm UTC

Granted, but now your hair is pink. That's already bad enough.

I wish I knew what was causing the Pioneer effect.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarvesteR » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:23 am UTC

Granted, but now you know too much and must be eliminated

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Subliminity » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:20 am UTC

Granted, but the heatsink is faulty and it catches on fire, burning down your house.

I wish that I was able to express my thoughts without being so succint.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:30 am UTC

Granted, but now you go on and on and people usually leave before you are able to finish your thought.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Subliminity » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:33 am UTC

Spots wrote:Granted, but now you go on and on and people usually leave before you are able to finish your thought.

I wish I never wished this wish.


You don't, but ipad.

I wish for an ipad.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:49 pm UTC

Granted, but this is the only application you can get for it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Spots » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:35 pm UTC

Granted, you now have no IgE in your body.

I wish I had pizza.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:40 am UTC

Granted! Everything you touch turns into pizza!

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