Postby ucim » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:08 am UTC
Granted. However, believing the genie would corrupt your wish by causing you to flunk all your other courses, you stop going to them, instead spending your time doing your new favorite sports: web skiing, skate shooting, and dumpster diving. A book publisher gives you an advance to write a book about these new sports, and knowing you have such good grades in English, you accept.
However, your actual real-life prose is dreadful. The book is a flop, you have to give back the advance that you've already spent, which leads you into bankruptcy. Somebody else writes a book about you and makes a fortune (of which you get none).
Oh, and you end up flunking your other courses anyway.
I wish for an actual correct horse battery staple.
Jose
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