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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:50 am UTC

Granted. It is found, bought out, and buried.

I wish everyone knew the proper use of the apostrophe, and used it properly, and never used it improperly.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby marionic » Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:08 pm UTC

Granted but the proper usage change's to something that make's you uncomfortable.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:52 pm UTC

granted, watch for sharks and fishing nets.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:25 pm UTC

Granted. They occur after you die.

I wish for eyeglasses whose (optical) strength was variable.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby marionic » Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:46 pm UTC

Granted, they vary between working perfectly when your eyes are closed to not working at all when they're open.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:38 pm UTC

granted, you go for dinner and a movie with the next woman you kiss.

i wish to be good at learning languages.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:37 am UTC

Granted, but only the languages of dictatorships that firewall their internet.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby marionic » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:35 pm UTC

Granted, but instead of making noise they silently remove large chunks of the ground around them.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:18 pm UTC

granted a small fee is taken out of everyone's pay check to pay for it.

i wish my neck wasn't so sore.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:32 am UTC

Granted. It's your back that's sore.

I wish car makers did not use touch screens for anything.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby marionic » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:35 am UTC

Granted, people now die when they so much as look at a touch screen, so car makers - and everyone else for that matter - stop using them, but they're still out there, and could potentially be seen by anyone at any time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:03 pm UTC

i am basically free already, i'm just a servant of the lord.

i wish for a full head of hair.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:38 am UTC

Granted. You get one in a box.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:27 pm UTC

granted, you get one on pi day. (march 14)

i wish for pleasant thoughts.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:18 am UTC

Granted. I have them now. Unfortunately, you don't.

I wish people understood me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:16 pm UTC

granted, they understand your words and their meanings.

i wish my heart and my mind was more caring
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:08 pm UTC

Granted but the GOP decides to punish your for your "liberal" thoughts and heartbeat. They deport your friends, withdraw funding for the local schools and libraries, build dirty factories in your city, and make your tax cuts temporary.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:07 pm UTC

granted. you can now use your house as a restaurant
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i wish my upcoming trip goes well.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:25 pm UTC

granted, when you fall down the stairs to the subway after tripping on the first step, you are relatively unharmed (but still covered with subway grossness).

I wish i healed faster.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:35 pm UTC

granted you heal 50% faster.

i wish i remembered more often to take care of basic chores.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:38 pm UTC

Granted, you are now constantly thinking about basic chores.

I wish for infinite airline miles.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:36 pm UTC

Granted. They are on TWA.

I wish for an inexpensive substance that had a melting point near 50F but otherwise behaved like ice/water, especially at the melting point.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:11 pm UTC

granted, there's a new form of canola oil that has the required properties.

i wish more people played friendly games.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:31 pm UTC

Granted: Friendly's ice cream shop now hosts popular death-ball tournaments.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:55 pm UTC

granted several small poor communities begin training wuxia for fighters.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:43 pm UTC

granted, but the world is still the cold, uncaring place it was.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:55 pm UTC

Granted. You're the guy who got killed - the "case" about which the sexy gal comes to the out-of-work tec.

I wish the job were done right the first time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:23 pm UTC

granted. an evaluation crew inspects the job as its being completed to ensure its done right the first time.


i wish more coders commented their code more thoroughly.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:34 am UTC

Granted. In fact, the comments write part of the code, similar to how whitespace writes Python's control flow. However, you keep forgetting what to write to describe a map from frozen sets to maps from type objects to arrays of that type. Your code won't compile until your comment contains the correct type.

I wish type declaration in Java were optional when they can be inferred.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:53 pm UTC

granted java uses the same type declaration as python now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:32 am UTC

Granted, it is beautiful wherever you are not.

I wish I had significantly more money.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:01 pm UTC

granted you win the next lottery you play.

i wish my sins could be forgiven
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:35 pm UTC

Granted. They could be, but they are not.

I wish the mesh didn't keep sagging.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:46 pm UTC

Granted, they can be forgiven after spending a period atonement in the oubliette of forcible rectal entry.

I wish for prison reform.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:36 pm UTC

granted, prisons focus more an helping inmates reintegrate into society

i wish asylums to be brought back so people have somewhere to go if they feel an urge to be violent
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:13 am UTC

Granted. Asylums are brought back and people are allowed to be violent there. They turn out to be the most dangerous places to be, which makes them places where suspects are brought when they are awaiting trial. As a side effect, most trials are no longer needed.

I wish this post gets ignored by everyone.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:53 pm UTC

phillip1882 wrote:granted, prisons focus more an helping inmates reintegrate into society
How's that a corruption?
i wish asylums to be brought back so people have somewhere to go if they feel an urge to be violent
Granted, but since violent and mentally ill aren't really correlated, the only way that makes sense is if the violent people are separate from the mentally ill and come there to beat them.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:40 pm UTC

i haven't really been corrupting wishes, I'm trying for a more positive outlook.

granted, but only home made pop corn is healthy.

i wish the super natural was better understood
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:55 pm UTC

granted, its all aliens.

I wish to lose a healthy amount of weight.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:24 pm UTC

Granted. Only the unhealthy parts of you remain.

I wish grass didn't have to be mowed, but instead, simply grew to three inches and stopped.

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