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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby i like pi » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:43 am UTC

denied
or granted, now they are called emos.


I wish for a shotgun to shoot the next person who tries to corrupt my wish.



Edit: was that emo thing going too far?
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zohar » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:55 am UTC

Granted. But it misfires.

I wish the hair on my head was more manageable but still existent in the same amount and density on my scalp.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby apeman5291 » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:31 pm UTC

Granted. But it is only 1 + 10-100 times as managable.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:37 pm UTC

Granted. It gets all the credit, you get nothing.

I wish my clothes would wash and iron themselves.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Benevolent Lion » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:23 pm UTC

Granted except your clothes will only iron themselves when you wear them, and your boxers have a built in washer that only works when your wearing them in public.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ParanoidDrone » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:44 pm UTC

Granted. You're a victim of Phazon.

I wish I lived in a video game.

EDIT: I also wish I was faster at posting. >_<
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:58 pm UTC

Wow, dangerous wish or what!
Granted. After spending years getting your Phd in quantum physics, you end up as a scientist at a corporation called "Black Mesa".

I wish I had less time on my hands - I keep checking these forums all day hoping someone will have updated on one of my favorite threads.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zak » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:18 am UTC

Granted, your watch dissappears.. :D see what i did there! :mrgreen:


i wish i could re-assemble the sub-atomic bits of stuff into entirely new stuff.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:52 am UTC

granted, but all you can make out of those bits are green carrots.

I wish I didn't have to sleep anymore, and still remain sane and healthy
:)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby happysmiley » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:26 am UTC

granted, but instead of sleeping, you must spend 8 hours a day photosynthesizing. (is that a word?)

I wish I could play my violin really good without having to practice until i have a bruise on my neck.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby i like pi » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:14 am UTC

Granted, you have to practice until you see bone.



I wish that more people understood autism...
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Benevolent Lion » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:59 am UTC

Granted, but they understand it through a very annoying T.V. Sitcom character.

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish on my last post.

(I was rather proud of my corruption, and posted it with a grin)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ErrantBit » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:48 pm UTC

Granted, but everyone ignored it.

I wish I had two dozen wishes. And a pie.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mandiful » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:00 am UTC

Granted, except you can only have one of your two wishes. "And" is a conjuctive!

I wish I were a grand master of origami.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby apeman5291 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:08 am UTC

Granted. You develop hemophilia and die from papercuts.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby J Spade » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:13 am UTC

Granted, but you are denied entry into any marathons for being on double secret probation.

I wish I was protected from such probation.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:31 pm UTC

Granted, you are dead.

I wish I had something to do
:)

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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:43 pm UTC

Granted. Your boss orders you to clean the toilet with a toothbrush.

I wish Iberia would've gotten the amount they owe me right (now I have to call them again AARGH).
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SilentSigil » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:10 pm UTC

Granted. I just PM'd you my sister's address. Be careful, she bites.

I wish I had a dancing, singing frog that no one could see dancing or hear singing but me and Daffy Duck.

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alas.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:16 pm UTC

Granted. But it's not very talented.

I wish you would corrupt my wish instead of the one before mine.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:29 pm UTC

granted, but they paid you in peanuts.

I wish my tongue didn't hurt. (and that the cure does not mean I loose any part of my body)
:)

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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chrismclegless » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:42 pm UTC

madjo wrote:I wish my tongue didn't hurt. (and that the cure does not mean I loose any part of my body)


OK, you lose your tongue. It could have been avoided if you could spell correctly.

I wish people would double check their spelling and grammar before posting.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:11 pm UTC

Not granted, this is the internet after all.

I wish that my body was self cleaning/ grooming so that I wouldn't have to do things like shower, shave or brush my teeth.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby i like pi » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:41 pm UTC

granted, but you are now in an isolated dark chamber without a gun. good luck.





I wish I had a better corruption for that wish and someone would post a better corruption for said wish.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chrismclegless » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:50 pm UTC

Granted. Granted. Your body washes itself, but uses extremely strong smelling Tea-Tree soap and shampoo to do it. Also, it gives you a mustache that makes you look like an evil dictator.

I wish my posters didn't keep falling down.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kineticka » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

Granted. They fly around your head and bat at you incessantly for all eternity.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

Granted, but because of the ambiguous definition of "do itself" you end up with lots of little clothes.

I wish for a million dollars.

Edit: I am Ninja.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Actaeus » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:44 pm UTC

Granted. Your laundry endlessly cleans itself, throwing wet socks at you whenever you get near the washing machine to retrieve clothes.
EDIT: argh, I paused to eat some blueberries and now look.
Granted. Your cash is waiting within the Temple of Unlikely Booby Traps. Mind the giant potatoes....with teeth....and pistols.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kineticka » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:56 pm UTC

Granted. Unfortunately, they're a bit dim, so they bumble into you a lot by accident. Lacerations ensue!

I wish I could find a Super Munchers emulator that isn't a virus or requires me to sign up for any stupid sponsor sites. :(

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby i like pi » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:03 pm UTC

Granted, link will be posted later.




I wish the next poster will only use three letter words.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kineticka » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

Kay. But its inn cht spk.

I wish for some soap to clean my hands after typing that.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

Granted. It's made of discarded fat from cosmetic surgeries.

I wish Israelis (and Jews in general, I suppose, although I wouldn't know) wouldn't have as many holocaust connotations with anything German.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SilentSigil » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:44 am UTC

Granted. They now remember all the vile acts the Church performed upon Jews before they supported Hitler's reign of terror and used it as a historical cover.

I wish my plans for world domination weren't quite as silly as they are.

I.E. create a weapon out of magnifying glasses that focuses the light of the sun into an incredibly powerful solar laser... Freeze the oceans (Insta-kill, but not physically possible)... nuke the oceans and have the massive whale/giant squid carcasses that wash up on every shoreline create a plague.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zak » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:58 am UTC

Granted: your plans are now perfectly feasible, just technologically impossible.


I wish people didn't take religion so seriously
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SilentSigil » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:08 am UTC

Not Granted.

If they didn't, the world would be concentrated on bigger and better things, and we can't have that, now can we?

I wish that Faust and Mephistopholes had framed their contracts with the devil better, so that we would have some kind of solid evil in the world to resist.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zohar » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:13 am UTC

Granted. But not one of the pillars of classic literature reads like a legal contract.

I wish banking and finances were simple.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SilentSigil » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:18 am UTC

Granted. Now white collar crime is extremely easy to pull off, and the stock market is a sad, sad joke.

I wish my last name weren't a reference to 'the smell of sex'
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zak » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:20 am UTC

Granted, it is now a reference to "anal penetration"

I wish that "harder, better, faster, stronger" by Daft Punk was my theme song
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SilentSigil » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:25 am UTC

Granted. You get sick of it in half an hour, and people start avoiding you (although proof is necessary that they don't already)

I wish that we had a universal system of measurement so that conversions from one country/state of matter to another weren't necessary
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Zak » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:39 am UTC

Granted, this form of measurement is incredibly precise (to the nanometer) but every single different measurement has a comepletely different name, as a result, nobody knows how big crap is anymore.


I wish i could make this -> :mrgreen: face
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