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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:59 am UTC

BOLLOCKS! Oh well. You explained why the corruption is contained within my wish quite well yourself.

Granted. They are now sentient and gang up on you. They decide to make you run a marathon. On hot coals. ON LAVA. Until you die. Then they run off with your body, using it for sex so that they can get money and elope to Thailand.

I wish I could stop being so goddamn emotionally detached.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:20 am UTC

Granted. You are a too emotional now. You cry when the milk goes bad, and when the newspaper is out of date.

I wish I had rickets.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Actaeus » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:40 pm UTC

Granted, but it isn't a fun disease after all.

I wish Azrael wouldn't keep telling people they "die".

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:31 pm UTC

Granted, I stop telling them the end result of their wishes and explain how this comes about. This blows your mind... and your head, off.

I wish that people saw the subtle humor in the simple corruptions.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby asmcint » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

Granted, but they still demand better corruptions you lazy nincompoop.

I wish i had every superpower known to earth!
DIE RAP DIE! *shoots the person who thought of rap sometime in the past* YES! that crap is gone! LONG LIVE TRUE MUSIC!(NOTE: rap is NOT music! rap only has a beat and rythm. TRUE music has a beat, rythm, tune, and sense in the frikin' lyrics!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Actaeus » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:24 pm UTC

Granted, if "known" means "widely accepted as fact". Unfortunately, no superpowers meet this criterion.

I wish I knew of an even better webcomic than xkcd.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby asmcint » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:51 pm UTC

granted, but you have become a traitor to xkcd and get tortured every day at six A.M

I wish i was an astronaut.
DIE RAP DIE! *shoots the person who thought of rap sometime in the past* YES! that crap is gone! LONG LIVE TRUE MUSIC!(NOTE: rap is NOT music! rap only has a beat and rythm. TRUE music has a beat, rythm, tune, and sense in the frikin' lyrics!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:55 pm UTC

Granted, your spaceship is hit by a rogue meteor and you suffer explosive decompression. You die.

I wish that stuff was happenin'.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby asmcint » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

granted, but the depressing stuff makes you depressed and you start doing crystal meth. you then start to make some at your house and heat it too long causing your house to blow up.

I wish my mom and sister could win the texas mega million lottery.
DIE RAP DIE! *shoots the person who thought of rap sometime in the past* YES! that crap is gone! LONG LIVE TRUE MUSIC!(NOTE: rap is NOT music! rap only has a beat and rythm. TRUE music has a beat, rythm, tune, and sense in the frikin' lyrics!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:26 am UTC

Granted. They disown you.

I wish I had some tickets to Radiohead.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:10 am UTC

Granted. You go to the concert, most excited, and find out they are, in fact, tickets to go see a freak show, with a guy who's head is a radio. Isn't life funny?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:27 am UTC

Granted. Are you gonna clean up that shit?

I wish my shoes weren't covered in horse shit.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:57 am UTC

Granted. They are now covered in a mixture of human, pig, cow, dog, cat, bird, donkey, rat and elephant shit. Isn't that better?

I wish for another easter egg.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:50 am UTC

Granted, you have to lay an egg. Good luck!

I wish my computer was faster.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a386 » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:17 am UTC

your computer darts away at lightning speeds!

i wish i had a tire swing

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zomgmouse » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:23 am UTC

Granted. You just don't know where it is.

I wish I could organise my time better.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby michaelandjimi » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:27 am UTC

Granted. You now have nothing good to do. Except plan your time.

I wish for whatever the next person is wishing for, except better.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Actaeus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:50 pm UTC

Granted, but it isn't very impressive.

I wish I had a wet sock.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:09 pm UTC

Granted, but you have to wear it all day. How uncomfortable is THAT?!

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Actaeus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

Granted, but kangaroos gnaw off your face for wishing that.

I wish I had a pet kangaroo.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:46 pm UTC

Granted, kangaroo's are unbelievably expensive.

I wish I had someone to play Risk with.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Actaeus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:53 pm UTC

Granted, it's a computer program that makes a move after a millisecond pause and always beats you humiliatingly.

I wish I had a 3D model of Sierpinski's tetrahedron.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:34 pm UTC

Granted, the amazing-ness of it makes your mind explode.

I wish I had a lollipop.
Corrupt that.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

Granted. It's been stuck up my ass for the past 3 hours. And I ate a curry last night. A really hot one.

I wish for another curry!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby apeman5291 » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:42 pm UTC

Granted, but you have to stick another lolipop up your ass. A large one.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zomgmouse » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:27 pm UTC

Granted. Too bad you're a deaf-blind-mute.

I wish for a cake that isn't a lie.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:48 pm UTC

Granted, it's poisoned. You die.

I wish that I didn't need to have the part of my fist sentence after the comma, and that it was just assumed, leaving only the last sentence and the first word.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

Not granted. You have to come up with interesting/entertaining corruptions.

I wish Azrael001 would put his back into these games.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:21 am UTC

Granted, I corrupt wishes the way I mean to rather than just saying the end result. The thread dies as my corruptions horrify the rest of the people posting here. You die.

I wish that I could just corrupt wishes without having to wish afterwards, without killing the thread.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:26 am UTC

Granted. Instead, we kill you. You die. (Duh.)

I wish I hadn't done that. xD
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:30 am UTC

Granted, instead you quit complaining all the time and become a whole different person. Your friend and family think that you are an impostor and disown you. You end up on the streets with no money or resources. You die.

I wish that this was a wish that someone else had wished while wishing for something to wish for.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:44 am UTC

Granted. You didn't really wish for anything there... it was more... a wishy-washy wish.

I wish I didn't make such bad puns. I wish they were good puns.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:22 am UTC

Granted. You start making puns to often and we hate you. You die.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Random832 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:39 am UTC

Granted, unfortunately its system requirements are impossible to meet.

I wish people would stop making wishes about this thread.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:19 am UTC

Granted, now every time that they would have made a wish about this thread, they instead wish that something bad would happen to you. You die.

I wish that Random832 would have bad things happen to him/her.

edit: For those wondering when I started posting here I corrupted wishes "properly". For proof see nearly every page from here until there is a large gap of me not posting.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:55 am UTC

Granted. A anvil falls on them. You happen to live in the apartment right below and it crashes through the floor. You die.
Okay I will stop that now.

I wish I had interesting things to talk about.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedWolf » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:57 am UTC

Granted, but nobody wants to listen to you.

I wish I had a pet grue.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:14 am UTC

Granted. But you accidentally turn the light on, and it starts burning. So you turn the light off.

You are in a dark place. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

YOU ARE DEAD.

Would you like to Restart, Restore, or Quit?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:40 am UTC

Granted, you have no one to talk to though. You grow old all alone. This drives you insane. You die.

I wish that forum games posts counted towards post count.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:42 am UTC

Granted. Everyone's post count shoots up. Everyone looks like a contributing member of the fora. Then the government comes and kidnaps the person with the highest post count. Namely, you Azrael001. They believe you to the the leader.

Good luck.

You die.
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