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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:26 pm UTC

Granted, it blows away in the wind when you open a window.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:28 pm UTC

Granted, you steal my keyboard. Prepare to get the horns.

I wish Pokemon Fusion were updated to include all of the officially licensed Pokemon, and only the unlicensed ones that it would create.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:02 am UTC

Granted, but that update was an April Fools joke that you got to experience for only one day. They had no effect on character interaction and all played like a magikarp.

I wish tug-a-war would return as an olympic sport.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:13 am UTC

Granted. Your country is terrible at it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:40 pm UTC

Granted. I stop drawing your blood.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:44 pm UTC

I wish the previous poster's wish didn't get lost to the void.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 4:41 pm UTC

Granted. The previous previous poster's wish is granted, but is not corrupted.

I wish for corruption.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:42 pm UTC

Granted, your body is now the playground of the creations of Nurgle: Chaos god of disease, corruption, decay, and pestilence.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:42 am UTC

Granted. You just have to wait for it.

I wish the people of the United States valued rational thought, science, and evidence based reasoning over what entertainment and ego-gratification.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:58 am UTC

Granted, but its only 0.0000001% of the population, and they don't vote.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:31 am UTC

Granted. All doughnuts cease to exist, and it is impossible to make more of them. You are free to claim ownership of all 0 remaining doughnuts in the world.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:56 am UTC

Granted. You're stuck in the coffee vault. The caffeinated atmosphere keeps going into your mouth and nose, and you choke on the powdered coffee beans.

I still wish that tug-a-war was an olympic sport.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:47 pm UTC

granted. with steel cables.

I wish that I still could drink coffee without it causing me immense pain and suffering. :(
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Meowers » Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:11 am UTC

Granted. You can now drink coffee without immense pain and suffering. Now not drinking coffee causes immense pain and suffering.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:57 am UTC

Granted. We are sharing a pee bath.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:00 pm UTC

Granted, you are made into.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:41 pm UTC

granted, but its because your head is on fire.

I wish I had another gyro for an afternoon snack.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:42 pm UTC

Granted, a sentient gyroscope joins you for an afternoon snack.

I wish for a healthy and tasty afternoon snack.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:23 am UTC

Granted. It's nachos with cheese and chunks of human flesh, a recipe from the book titled "To Serve Man".

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby timrem » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:23 pm UTC

Granted. There was an antidote to every poison, but the samples were destroyed and the formulae lost.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:39 pm UTC

granted. Its in orbit around Sagittarius A*, it might take you a bit to get there.

I wish that I had the technology and knowledge to build inertial dampeners (from Star Trek).
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

Granted. You lack the personnel and the resources to do so.

I wish ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! that I could stop worshipping wierps;ogjwhselfbvkjdfvhsadfbulerhyewlarbvh

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:29 pm UTC

granted you now cant stop worshiping the mime from animanics instead.

i wish i didn't have to corrupt wishes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Mon May 01, 2017 1:00 pm UTC

granted, you don't have to, but you want to.

I wish that I could directly download any webpage I wanted into another person's brain, whether they wanted me to or not.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon May 01, 2017 2:57 pm UTC

Granted, but others can do the same for you. "Others" include spammers.

I wish for a copy of that book "To serve man", also the etymology of the alien word that means both sense of serve in English.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Mon May 01, 2017 4:59 pm UTC

Granted. The etymology of 'serve' is from Latin, servus, meaning 'slave' (the Kanamit book was translated into English but apparently badly.)


I wish that stevia did not get used in so many things without being labelled.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 01, 2017 8:18 pm UTC

They start using aspartame instead :o

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 01, 2017 8:47 pm UTC

Ummm... pre-granted? Sorry. The other timelines suck even worse.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon May 01, 2017 9:49 pm UTC

Granted, but you don't get a happy new Year, which is 365 times as long as Christmas.

eran_rathan wrote:Granted. The etymology of 'serve' is from Latin, servus, meaning 'slave' (the Kanamit book was translated into English but apparently badly.)


I wish that stevia did not get used in so many things without being labelled.
I unequivocally asked for the etymology of the alien word that was translated to "serve", not the English word "serve".

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Thu May 04, 2017 8:23 pm UTC

Granted. Library of Babel, hexagon 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, Wall 4, Shelf 1, Volume 17.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 am UTC

Granted. It magically appears on your 60th birthday.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Thu May 11, 2017 11:48 am UTC

granted. Its warmer because its at the bottom of the incinerator, but its OK because you are too.

I wish there was tea that tasted like coffee.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thecamoninja » Thu May 11, 2017 1:23 pm UTC

granted. it's called "coffee"

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Thu May 11, 2017 3:33 pm UTC

Granted, the developers add easy to find matchsticks to the game.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Thu May 11, 2017 8:28 pm UTC

Granted, but it only stops for one planck time at a time, and does this once every planck time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thecamoninja » Thu May 11, 2017 10:28 pm UTC

Granted, but they're all andrew garfield spider-man

i wish for a cup of hot tea to cleanse my palate
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu May 11, 2017 10:38 pm UTC

Granted, your palate is cleanses but now your entire tongue is burned and must be removed.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Fri May 12, 2017 2:08 am UTC

Granted. You sit in it and go deaf. It was an awesome four minutes though.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SirGabriel » Fri May 12, 2017 2:22 am UTC

Granted. You get two chocolate-covered onions.

I wish I had a more consistent work schedule without having to work more hours or earn less money.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Fri May 12, 2017 4:46 am UTC

Granted. You work in a factory making chocolate covered onions. You work 18 hours a day, seven days a week, and you sleep on a floor in the factory. You make 5% more than your present salary.

I wish my (uninstalled) basement window is installed properly, for free.

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