Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:53 pm UTC

granted, but it's tiny

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:19 pm UTC

Granted, but its in ASCII base 17, and written in Catalan.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:51 pm UTC

granted, but u may not use it.

i wish for a robot horse.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:19 pm UTC

Granted! However, you forget to oil it after leaving it out in the rain and it rusts. Angered by the damage to it's structural integrity, it goes on a massive killing spree. You are forced to send it to the clinic for de-oxification. If the clinic fails, you may end up sending it to the crazy glue factory.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:46 pm UTC

Granted. It turns out that everyone in the world besides you as always secretly desired large amounts of cheddar cheese, but we've been keeping it a secret from you.

I wish Chinese food was extremely healthy (but still tasted good).
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:23 am UTC

granted, but only in extremely small quantities.

i wish for a really sharp sword.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SANTARII » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:26 pm UTC

Granted, but it's so sharp that it can cut atoms, and unless it is kept in a vacuum, it gives off massive amounts of radiation, causing the user to get cancer and die.

I wish I could speed up my brain and perception (make everything seem like it is going in slow motion).
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:53 pm UTC

Granted, but it also speeds you up, causing you to kill everyone you touch.

I wish I was invincible.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:34 pm UTC

Granted. The sun prematurely collapses and you're left freezing, while everyone else is dead.

I wish for more cough drops exactly like the ones I just had.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:37 pm UTC

granted, but you are deathly allergic to them.

i wish for a tasty sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:19 am UTC

granted, it's poisoned

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:28 am UTC

Granted. Let's just say... Fran Drescher.

I wish for my Esperanto to be expanded.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:52 am UTC

granted, but ur head explodes.

i wish physics came to me easily.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:54 am UTC

Granted, it comes to you in the form of a gamma ray burst that wipes out all life on Earth.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:06 am UTC

granted, but she doesnt put out... ever... EVER!

i wish for unlimited free access to all the music to all the songs in the world.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:50 am UTC

Granted, you spend the rest of your life merely listening to those songs, on top of that--it's kept in magnetic drum.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:24 pm UTC

granted, but ur mom delivers it to u.

i wish i wasnt so awkward talking to that girl today

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:26 pm UTC

Granted, but it turns out she was transexual. :(.

I wish for Danielle to txt me back.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:28 pm UTC

i wish she was a normal girl (AKA actual girl)

granted, but (s)he texts back really mean things.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:34 pm UTC

(She already does txt back mean things, silly. :P)

Granted. She doesn't talk back to you though.

I wish for that straight guy that I like to be able to read my mind and be ok with it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:09 am UTC

granted, but he moves to the moon.

i wish that girl will talk to me again... so more like i wish she doesnt think me too strange =)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:14 am UTC

Granted, but she's speaking Esperanto.

I wish that me and the straight guy that I like lived on the moon together with all the necessities (oxygen, food, water, etc.)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:51 am UTC

Granted, but not enough living resource to make baby

I wish for ethically-approved porn.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:51 am UTC

granted, but it is incredibly dissatisfying.

i wish she was speaking english or russian so that i could understand her. also that she liked me and remained safe, etc.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:44 pm UTC

Granted, but you can only speak to summon the old ones.

I wish for a page of me being the last poster in a forum.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bitsplit » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:29 pm UTC

Granted. You enter the suicide prevention forums and convince someone to kill himself. He was 13 years old. Both you and the forum are sued, and you are charged with manslaughter. On the way to court, the child's father kidnaps you. You wake up in a warehouse, only you and the father of the kid formerly knows as Bob are in it. Bob's dad tortures you, then chops you to pieces. News breaks out about the incident, and it's in the front page of the newspaper. It contains a copy of the post you wrote, and informs the public that, among other things, you were the last poster on the forum before the site was shut down by it's owner to avoid any further legal problems.

I wish for a less fucked up imagination.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:30 am UTC

Granted! You are shot in the head and die.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:11 am UTC

Granted, but it takes 500MW to turn it on.

I wish she's also riding roadbike.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:29 am UTC

granted but i win a lawsuit against u and u are ordered to give me one crisp new hundred dollar bill 3 times a day for the rest of my life. if you die the responsibility is inherited by ur oldest child, if none, your closest relative.

i wish to be with that one girl.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:33 am UTC

Granted, but she's only one. As in, years old. Pedophile.

I wish for happiness! And Lemons!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:40 am UTC

Granted, but the lemons negate your happiness.

I wish for large sums of legal US tender.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pheonixduprese » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:43 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:Granted, but the lemons negate your happiness.

I wish for large sums of legal US tender.


Granted, but it's all stolen.

I wish that everything with that straight guy that I like goes well.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:22 am UTC

Granted, you're both trapped in a well.

I wish I didn't have to get up early.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:49 pm UTC

Denied, cause you don't have too, but you also dont have to make any money or go to school, which ever is most applicable.

I wish for less spam on this forum, *looks in the general direction of a few posters*
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:23 pm UTC

granted but ur eyes are extracted during a long and painful torture session...

i wish she was my same age and was also a cs or math major

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:10 am UTC

Granted but in some odd twist she's your sister.

I wish they would start The World God Only Knows anime now insted of in october

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:14 am UTC

granted, that just means you see sooner how sucky it is.

i wish she wasnt my sister... actually, i wish for a gf

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:25 am UTC

Granted, you may have a GF.

I wish for a three day weekend.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:30 am UTC

granted, the day is redefined and what is now 2 days becomes three instead. thanks a lot, the whole world's pissed at u for making some days begin when we are used to having night.

i wish for a girlfriend

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:50 am UTC

Granted, you find a copy of the Avril Lavigne song on your desktop.

I wish days were 25 hours long.


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