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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:29 am UTC

granted... though before you had set up a business of selling gold that you did not own, claiming to customers that it was stored in a safe location, then sold the "supposed gold" to other customers, all the while hoping that it's price would increase to a degree where u could pay everyone back.... but that didnt happen, the price dropped and you are in jail.... so u wish for more time, more time to think about ur actions... in jail.

i wish i could think faster.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mazuku » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:15 am UTC

Wish Granted! You think so fast that you mind jumps from one random thought to another all the time.

I wish they would bring back the brand of oatmeal cookies I used to buy.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:57 am UTC

Granted but i cover them in frosting if not already frosted and eat them all

I wish that jendral_hxr would learn that yuri is a genre not an act of cosplay you can cosplay as yuri characters but not as yuri itself which i dont read watch etc.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:06 am UTC

Granted, I meant yuri characters from the very beginning.

I wish such fetishes exist nearby.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:07 am UTC

granted, but not nearby relative to you.

i wish i had the motivation to do my homework early...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gypped » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:45 am UTC

Granted, you do your homework early. Unfortunately, you miss out on lots of fun activities, and when you finally finish your homework everyone else is busy.

I wish I killed the "Create a Card: MTG" thread on this forum.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:37 am UTC

granted, but u are pooped on by birds every time u set foot outside.

i wish i understood physics. =/

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:57 am UTC

Granted, the universe unmakes itself, and is replaced by a stranger one.

I wish I knew where the button was, The one that blows up the world
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:18 am UTC

granted, but you may not access it.

i wish i was more attractive

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:48 pm UTC

Granted, but "were" is used for present tense in that context, not "was", so you were only attractive in the past.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:05 pm UTC

gahh... good one.

granted, but not whenever you choose

i wish i could prove things very fast.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:30 pm UTC

Granted your prove yourself wrong.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:52 am UTC

granted, you now have a useless skill

I wish for these idiots in my room to leave
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:25 am UTC

granted, but now it is full of male strippers hellbent on raping you.

i wish to have infinite hdd

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:49 am UTC

Granted, but the EXT4 filesystem only allows up to a 1 exabyte harddrive.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep in four hours.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:08 am UTC

granted, but u never ever dream.

i wish for a new filesystem, the name of which i choose, and for it to support my infinidrive

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:00 am UTC

granted, but you "accidentally" dropped it into molten lead

I wish for a vat of molten lead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:34 pm UTC

granted, not only that though, but you are now stranded on an island in the middle of an ocean of molten lead..... you very quickly develop health issues as a result, and your over all quality of life is reduced drastically. oh and the island is inhabited by cannibalistic natives.

i wish for my netbook battery to never die.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SANTARII » Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:17 pm UTC

Granted, but it wasn't alive to begin with.

I wish for less wishes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:40 pm UTC

Granted. I guess.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:00 pm UTC

Granted your now wearing dogs panting all over you.

I wish that they would continue the reborn anime.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

granted, but later they discontinue it along with all other anime.... in fact it is illegal, a crime punishable death to even so much as mention anime now.

i wish for a robot elephant.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KrO2 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:16 pm UTC

Granted, but it comes without the First Law.

I wish that your entire life would be nothing but joy for you and everyone you grant a wish to.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:43 pm UTC

granted, but everyone that is not you and that you have not granted a wish to is miserable.

i wish my headache would go away...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:39 am UTC

Granted, you cut your head.

I wish my life happens to be like in visual novels.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Triangle_Man » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:10 am UTC

Granted. Your life is like "V for Vendetta".

I wish that I could rediscover my inner child.
I really should be working right now, but somehow I don't have the energy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:31 am UTC

granted, but he's an evil little bastard.

i wish i could tune my guitar flawlessly by ear.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:56 pm UTC

Done, but you are really sensitive to sounds now and you where earmuffs all the time.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:44 pm UTC

Denied, somebody kinder-cuter denied your wish.

I wish for marriage
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:47 pm UTC

granted, you're now married to a serial killer, guess who his next target is?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:18 pm UTC

granted, but the quality of the comics decreases immensely.

i wish for some food to appear in front of me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:19 pm UTC

the mishanator wrote:granted, but the quality of the comics decreases immensely.

i wish for some food to appear in front of me.


Granted, but its inside a titanium box and the key is at your favorite fast food restaurant.

I wish the printer would stop squeaking.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:54 pm UTC

granted, but it no longer prints anything... ever.

i wish i didnt have to take this lame math class.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:05 pm UTC

Granted, but you can't graduate.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:09 pm UTC

Granted, you get a toothbrush and some adobe without the mud and straw


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:18 pm UTC

What? Were you replying to the first page?
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:51 pm UTC

granted i guess (?)

i wish to be able to use google in my mind.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:35 pm UTC

Granted, but only when you're near a publicly-accessible Wi-Fi network.

I wish I knew what the Hell just happened with those last few posts.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:51 am UTC

wish granted, but now you must explain to me.

i wish there was really fast wifi all over the wooooooorld *flaps hands in air like maniac*

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:07 am UTC

Granted, but it's protected.

I wish your next wish won't be a follow-up to a previous wish.
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