Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:38 am UTC

Granted, your real power is just 18 Watt due to low power factor and small complex power.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:55 pm UTC

Granted. You did not wish for anything. The time paradox somehow resolves itself.

I wish lollipops were the secret to immortality.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:50 am UTC

Granted, however you need to eat another lollipop within 5 hours of your last one to stay alive, preferably within 3 hours or you'll begin feeling near-death, you eventually have all your teeth rot out


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:09 am UTC

Granted, you lost your watch.

I wish I won't forget to wish
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:39 am UTC

Granted, you won't forget to wish in your previews post, and will have wasted your wish, wishing to remember.

I wish I had 5 post outside the games forums, and the Smoothblade was charged for all the evil I have ever committed (and found guilty, of course).

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:26 am UTC

Granted, but the case is thrown out because the judge missed a signature somewhere (YES that's how the legal system works! Don't ask questions!)


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Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:20 pm UTC

Granted. But you are still late coming to school.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Nat » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:36 pm UTC

Granted, but you develop a crush on her, which makes it rather weird.

I wish I had animorph and jedi powers.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:41 pm UTC

Granted, but you become severely addicted to bestiality because you start forcing various animals to mate with you by using jedi mind tricks, as various animals. it becomes a serious problem, and you are eventually shot accidentally in the woods while in a 3 way with a deer and a wolf, and you were a bear.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thorgold » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:57 am UTC

Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out that Kryptonite is a major component of the Green Lantern ring, and you can't get the darn thing off!

I wish that puncture seals weren't so dang hard to find, or that they weren't absolutely necessary for the operation of a paintball gun.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:38 pm UTC

Granted. They are not necessary for the operation of a paintball gun. You can still operate them by throwing them around.

I wish all pirates were imprisoned, tortured, and after 20 years, hanged.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:53 pm UTC

Granted, all pirates which are actually pirates in real life, including Russian smugglers such as Lorenz on the weekends, are arrested, tortured, and hung after 20 years.
Everyone who plays YPP who isn't actually a pirate in real life is not arrested.


I wish all of lorenz's clones were killed.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:23 am UTC

Granted. All of Lorenz's clones are killed. Every survivor is turned into a Lorenz clone, including YOU.

I wish to become the hero of the story.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:09 pm UTC

Granted. You are stared as hero in some adult videos.

I wish this mouse works.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a-wan » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:10 pm UTC

Granted. It crawls off your desk and begins gnawing a hole in the wall.

I wish my program would write itself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:50 pm UTC

Granted, you now have no idea how it works and how to use it.

I wish the normal base we were taught to count at was base8.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SANTARII » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:24 pm UTC

Granted, but now everyone finds mental maths slightly harder due to the less prime factors in octal than decimal.

I wish they'd email so I'n know whether they're OK.
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Such a cliché.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a-wan » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:12 pm UTC

Granted. They're not.

I wish my day would go exactly as I wanted it to.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:11 am UTC

Granted, the next day is completely awful though.
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Ghandi

Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a-wan » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:49 pm UTC

Granted, your mind is now as vacuous as your wish.

I wish I could type accurately as fast as the average person speaks.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:16 pm UTC

Granted. Everyone now speaks at most 5 words per minute.

I wish I didn't have a headache (or any other kinds of aches)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a-wan » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:27 pm UTC

Granted via a fatal but painless heart attack.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SANTARII » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:37 pm UTC

Granted, but now you are bestowed with obsessions to type everything everyone says.

I wish we used the duodecimal base system.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheSweetKill » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:12 pm UTC

Granted but it doesnt have a big due to fact not everyone knows what it means (including me :/)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby hifer » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:23 am UTC

Granted: But it is tied to a giant unicorn, waaayyy to heavy to be lifted.

I wish I could read.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:08 am UTC

granted, but its the size of a small louse.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:11 am UTC

Granted. However, anything that happens to Lorenz will also happen to you.

I wish that l......o.........r.........e.....n...............z (DAMN!!) was thrown to the bottom of the ocean, with a 1000 kilogram weigh attached to each of his feet. (Luckily I always have my oxygen tank with me, along with a set of master keys. Can you say the same captain?)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:15 am UTC

Yarrr! Yer wish be granted, I grab ahold of a dragoon's leg and get pulled back aboard me ship, i fight off the dragoon with my falchion and sail away, leaving Lorenz to drown in the ocean.


I wish for 5000 doubloons in YPP
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:12 am UTC

Granted, but Puzzle Pirate is no longer interesting--amusing to you.

I wish the ability for being invisible for an hour per day.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Randomizer » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:49 am UTC

Granted. You (and your vehicle) are invisible for an hour each day during your drive home from work.

I wish I had a non-evil, competent robot butler.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:10 am UTC

Granted, you did until you tried to get the robot butler to preform sexual favors for you. Now it assumes because you like carrots in strange places, all of your family and guests do as well, so after several unfortunate instances involving said people at night, you have to destroy the robot.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:13 pm UTC

Granted, you get a perfectly fine can of cashews. It is important to mention, no cashews are inside. You are free to eat it at anytime you want.

I wish for some NyQuil(R).

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:46 pm UTC

Granted, but NyQuil(R) won't cure you from AIDS you are suffering from.

I wish I can get some nice sleep despite of this flu.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a-wan » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:00 pm UTC

Granted, the corners of your eyes are now filled with golf-ball-sized "sleep", which is a common term for the dried rheum that usually appears after a long rest. Unfortunately, this large ball of dried eye mucous doesn't help you feel any more rested. Good luck with that flu.

I wish I had a large, tasty, flame-broiled cheeseburger.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Adam H » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:36 pm UTC

Granted. Why a vegan would wish for that is beyond me though...

I wish for 3 more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Drakohel » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:01 am UTC

You get three more wishes; however, you can only use them to wish for rotten cheese.

I wish insurance was cheaper ><

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lorenz » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:22 am UTC

Granted. Insurance is cheaper. It only insures against extremely unlikely cases (like alien abduction, Godzilla, drinking too much milk etc...)

I wish for SmoothBlade to be happy... The nightmare that will soon befall him deserves him being happy for a few hours.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:21 am UTC

Granted, but SmoothBlade's already accustomed to nightmares.

I wish I can get over this flu by tonight. D'oh, it's been 3 days.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:29 am UTC

Granted, the fever breaks tonight. It comes back tomorrow.


I wish (hope) that my next history teacher doesn't say the phrase "and so forth" 40 times every lecture. Seriously, I counted this year. The average, for a 48 minute class, was 40.
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Ghandi

Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a-wan » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:34 pm UTC

Granted. Now your history teacher says the phrase "And so forth" at least 80 times every lecture.

I wish for a big bowl of spaghetti.


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