Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Drakohel » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:20 pm UTC

The weapons work. Now the probes don't.

I wish for delicious sandwiches.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:13 pm UTC

Granted, it turns out the corpses of my probe-self are quite delicious, if a bit acutely toxic.

I wish to be a member and/or have premium benefits for everything on the internet without having to pay for it myself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:40 pm UTC

Granted, but the vast majority of it is porn. You should probably wish for a really good spam filter, now...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:33 pm UTC

Granted but the probes decide to study you and dissect you. I wish you could break out.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:43 pm UTC

Granted, but only after taking all of my porn. Well, not all of it...

I wish for the Orgazmorator from Orgazmo.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:08 pm UTC

Granted but the probes sabotage it.
I wish the someone would get rid of the probes!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:15 pm UTC

Not granted. I am the probes; I'm not getting rid of myself! Get someone else to do it.

I wish people would stop making wishes involving the probes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:24 pm UTC

"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation. ;)

I wish the Probe-Users weren't so corrupted.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:38 pm UTC

Granted, but the probes break loose and continue there rampage, now their creators can't shut them down.

I wish they could.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:56 pm UTC

Granted. Their creator (that's CorruptUser right? I can't even remember anymore :P) could, but probably won't...

I wish the next poster would grant this wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:57 pm UTC

Granted but all you get are a bunch of probes.
I wish the madness would end!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:40 am UTC

Granted, my probe-self retreats and becomes semi-dormant, to be used only as a form of immortality. I/We can still communicate and such, but won't over-replicate or consume everything.

I wish for either a Literal or Jackass Genie to do all the granting for me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:42 am UTC

Granted, all your wishes are messed up.
I wish the wishes would no-longer be messed up.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Evengeduld » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:35 am UTC

granted but you used them all

I wish for food
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:48 pm UTC

Granted but the probes attack you for taking their stuff.
I wish these probes would go away.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:54 am UTC

Granted, they leave you alone. Now stop bothering the big swarm of apocalypse!

I wish the police would never find out about what I do at night.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:24 am UTC

Granted but they find out what you do in the day.

I wish they'd find corrupt user innocent of stealing Evengeduld's food.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:22 pm UTC

granted, he is guilty of poisoning it.

i wish for a hammock in the shade.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:27 pm UTC

Granted, the shade is only cast from one solitary tree (and you are standing holding what now amounts to little more than a net).

I wish for barbecue party in the shade.

Edit: Added in the parents. to clarify what I meant by "one tree".
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Ghandi

Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:05 am UTC

Granted, it's shady because of the rain.

I wish for calorie free ice-cream.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:28 am UTC

Granted but the jackass genie that granted the wish made it poisonous.
I wish it was un poisoned.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thorgold » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:02 pm UTC

Granted, an antidote is mixed into the ice cream. Now the ice cream tastes, quite literally, like shit.

I wish for delicious pie.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:04 pm UTC

granted, but it's encrypted.

I wish the moon was habitable

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:24 pm UTC

Granted, it's habitable.... For the probes.
I wish they go somewhere else.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:10 pm UTC

Granted. They were never there...

I wish upon a star...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:28 am UTC

You are currently on the surface of a star and your wish can not be completed as hissed by your plasma.

I wish for the Excalibur's scabbard.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:00 am UTC

Granted, but it's a fake.
I wish for the real Excalibur's scabbard.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:24 pm UTC

Granted but you can't do much with it as you're not 'the chosen one'.

I wish for Chosen One status.
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Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby cjquines » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:53 pm UTC

Granted, but fake.

I wish for world peace, uncorruptible in any way, because I said so. And yes, NO CORRUPTING!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:17 am UTC

Not Granted :3

I wish for more smilies :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: 22 is too few.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:35 am UTC

Granted, but the number 23 brings an end to the world as we know it, due primarily to the fact that two fewer than twice that makes the many meaning of life...

I wish we didn't know the world.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:49 am UTC

Granted, but it makes all text backwards.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CorruptUser » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:00 pm UTC

Granted, you are lit on fire. That's what that wish translated to, in another dimension.

I wish for longer fingers (but still usable).

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:50 am UTC

Granted, there 2 nanometers longer. (Please try to make your wish related to the answer to one of the previous few ones, it's more interesting that way.
I wish the probes were back, it's boring without them.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheSweetKill » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:55 am UTC

Granted but the moment they come they self destruct

I wish that they didn't think of the carbon tax
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:15 am UTC

Granted, but now it's the Oxygen Tax.

I wish it really was always sunny in Pennsylvania.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:35 am UTC

Granted, but it's because of a giant weapon made by the probes.
I wish the weapon would be destroyed.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Evengeduld » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:08 am UTC

Granted the weapon destroyed you...

I wish I was invincible
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:12 am UTC

Granted, you are invincible at some game that nobody else plays.
I wish to have ninja skills.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:47 am UTC

granted, but no one is friends with you because you break stuff frequently.

i wish for enough influence on the english language to be able to decide how words are spelled.


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